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HOW
CAN
YOU
BE
WAITING
FOR
MR PERFECT
WHEN
YOU
AINT
PERFECT
YOSELF?

>>5648783
that's my point. the perfect guy is never gonna sweep me off my feet nor would he probably want to so I'm saying I should just go look for someone compatible myself but...

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>>5648783
Oooooh, bitch you betta drag HA

I know this is pretty inappropriate.

But just as I saw your post I was listening to

Artist: teen suicide
Album: waste yrself
Song: Benzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KSoCXDQPo

Sorry man. Have a coffee.

>>5648867
Lol, damn.

>>5648333
>hot if I took hrt and I'm four weeks in.

Lol your bf spent his own cash for your pills?

It was just a prank bro

>>5648333
Hot af

shave

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>>5648148

is that a fucking sock and shoelace

>if you were in a relationship
That's a big 'if', fampai.

http://youtu.be/EsGiBwK4Ycc
http://youtu.be/TBZq0SB22Yg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk

>>5647745
Try calmly explaining to your mother that she is being a control freak and that you don't want her driving you there because you want to talk talk to the doctor alone so you can say what is truly on your mind. Tell her it is perfectly fine for her to book her own doctor's appointment but to stay out of yours. Control freaks don't often realise that they are control freaks or how controlling they're being and often have to be told that they are being control freaks and to stay out of other people's business. Being a control freak, she won't take this news well but she will get over it. Tell her that if she's in the room with the doctor that you know she'll do all the talking and you won't get to say anything to the doctor, which is you whole point of you going there. If she still insists on driving you, tell her she has to wait in the waiting room and if she tries to come in with you, tell her in front of the doctor to wait in the waiting room and that you want to talk to the doctor alone. The doctor should be able to help you with the situation from there.

>>5647745

Why did your sister in law backstab you like that?

>>5650462
She does it all the time, figured I'd of wised up by now but I'm not that bright I guess
>>5650451
I can't get her to not drive me but I might be able to get her to stay in the waiting room, I'll do like you said and say it in front of the doctor, see what happens, thank you

>>5647734
Egoraptor

>>5647734

Him, Kanye, Dana White

No way chris evans isn't at least bi

Just ask

>>5647527
It's not that simple, that's why i made this thread

just ask or find a gay event or bar that's well known then ask if she would like to join you.

>>5647499
cis grill

>>5647499
also, >>>/wsr/

Instinctive I guess.
Yeah. If I'm dating someone or even just fucking them. I would say it's important. But you will find fags who like different things.

>>5647494
The instict says I'm a top but ass just doesn't feel as good as vagina desu

I could do without anal sex though, I find it kinda icky

Pls respond

>>5647272
You should just be a jay dude. You look pretty jay to me.

Naw, it never goes away. However, it will substancially become less arousing if you feed it what it wants, an anti-androgen and female hormones. Think of it as nature's very own way of knocking your genetics out of the gene pool, you sick ,degenerate. It's okay though, I found out pretty early about my degeneracy, considering my first orgasm was in a diaper with my mother's panties under it and my mother's dress. I knew when I was about 12 that my life wasn't going to end well.

cute

>>5647147
Apparently it wasn't very good, right?

What does that even mean? Why did you have sex then?

Who with?
Why/For what gain?

>>5646916
Or I mean it's a continuum of being attracted purely because of physicality or because of mentality. I suppose this theory of mine would piss some LGBT/social justice types because I'm implying that gender is more than a mere feeling and that it has some part in attraction between people, whether it's homosexual or heterosexual pairings.

Gay here - I'm attracted pretty much equally to physical and mental natures of men. There is literally nothing better than the male body, even in its "average" form, and same applies to male mentality. There's this vulnerability right beneath this shell, and these two equally important parts just hit all the right fucking notes.

Although yes, there is probably a spectrum of sorts. Bis are the biggest example of such, some are explicitly attracted to the male body but hate male mentalities (even if it's their own), but love the female mentality. Whatever mixup or combination that works for them.

>>5647060
I'm bi and I'd say I'm the opposite of what you said. I have a sort of deep mental attraction to the male mentality/personality but I'm a lot more picky about male physical appareance than I am with women. Sometimes I consider finding a "troll" older man who's not physically attractive really at all, but someone who's smart. I could handle being a strict bottom type who just submits and sucks dick every night to keep him happy if it meant we could have a wonderful sort of physic meld or whatever. It really needs to be a man who isn't "femme" though, which I think is more of a modern-day affectation than anything. Think about the ancient Greeks and Romans. A ton of them were fags but they were manly as hell, or at the very least they weren't swishing and mincing and sashaying around like a fucking cartoon, just as a way "signal" their orientation to other gays/bi's. I am welcoming American society becoming more secularized and supposedly degenerate so that the average Joe can be free to be gay or bi without reprisal and that it will become the norm like it was in those old societies. Then again, I do sometimes find effeminate gay men to be somehow endearing, but they have to strike a nice balance between that and being a fucking walking fag architecture.

this is definitely lgbt related
sure do love me some powerpoints with techno accordion

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>still calling this area /lgbt/ and ignoring the fact that /lgbti2g/aka /lgbtinphetg/ is the future...

BTW I know that this pic is oversimplifying the future, but it's at least somehow related.

>>5650354
>falling for the future pedophile acceptance meme

>>5646792
Of course. Blowjobs are God's gift to Man.
Depending on the girl, sometimes she'll suck my actual dick (which feels the best ofc) or if I'm using a prosthetic, she can suck the tip and run her hand up and down the shaft which stimulates my dick. The second one doesn't feel as good but the visual is worth it.

>>5646792
Nah
strap-ons aren't fun to suck and I don't want to get eaten out

Sure, so long as she sticks to the psuedo-dick. Any insertion and I'd probably kick like a mule.