Newfag fag here
I wanna ram stuff into my butt, can we have a thread to dildo buying advice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZiHCcZD1jA
>>5670289
Kek
>not recommended for faggots
I was otherwise convinced
>>5670289
my sides have been drildo'd
Hello Het Cis Male scum with MtF best friend. I want to help her financially go about her surgeries and such because she is a poor as shit college student and I hate to see her suffer in a body she can't live in. I feel like if she doesn't figure something out she'll kill herself. What do I do?
>>5670134
get and job with her and save money, then give her the dick because she is probably in love with you
So this is for trans people that are 'full-time' here, how is your day to day?
By that I mean, are you constantly worried that you're getting 'clocked'? Do you worry about what restroom to use? Do you get annoyed when randoms use the wrong pronoun? Are you concerned with physical violence? Do you worry about revisiting a store you used to visit often as your old self? Bumping into an old acquaintance that might not know you transitioned?
>>5670080
>So this is for trans people that are 'full-time' here, how is your day to day?
Rather ordinary and boring, except I'm a woman now.
>By that I mean, are you constantly worried that you're getting 'clocked'?
Nope. That hasn't even happened once in the past year. Sure, it'd be annoying if it happened, but too unlikely to worry about.
>Do you worry about what restroom to use?
Not really. I don't exactly have a choice. Last time I tried using the mens' restroom because there was a huge queue on the other side, I was shouted out by a trucker who told me to stay in my line.
>Do you get annoyed when randoms use the wrong pronoun?
Doesn't happen
>Are you concerned with physical violence?
I'm a woman, so yes. But no more than any other woman I may not be the most attractive target for rapists, but muggers are still an issue.
>Do you worry about revisiting a store you used to visit often as your old self? Bumping into an old acquaintance that might not know you transitioned?
Happened a few times. I changed a lot in looks so I'd have to make myself known in order to be recognized. I sometimes do it. Usually not.
>>5670407
Pretty much this. Additionally I don't rely on makeup and clothes to pass. I can basically go in boy mode and still everyone assume I'm a woman and since my language is gendered I can tell that immediately.
>>5670507
Oh, that sounds useful. Here everyone just says things like Thanks man, Hey there buddy, and the constant Dude that people say to everyone, boy or girl here.
>>5670080
My day to day is a lot nicer now, but there are a lot of reasons for that, not just my transition. At the same time I transitioned, I started getting in shape, and I also started eating way healthier and taking far better care of myself all around. So on top of actually enjoying life as a woman, my health is skyrocketing in general which feels amazing.
I don't worry about getting clocked, the only people that ever get me wrong are people that knew me before. I didn't move to do everything, and I live in a small town with a very public job.
I definitely don't worry about bathrooms, has never been an issue, and I don't think it ever will be.
I don't get the wrong pronouns from anyone that doesn't know me, so I guess I could say that it isn't a major issue.
Hmm, violence isn't something I worry about constantly, but I do tend to always prefer to travel with a friend and I pay attention to my surroundings.
I actually like bumping into old acquaintances. I've had some really interesting talks that way. I came across a previous coworker that ended up transitioning into a male from a female while shopping at a store. I think that was my favorite encounter so far.
hey /lgbt/ i don't know if this is the proper place to ask this but,
What is a Rusty Venture?
I've heard it's when you take your finger and run it around a guys asshole while you pull the guy off into his own face.
Can someone clear it up for me?
No no no... It's when you masturbate so much that your dick turns red.
>>5669976
Oh no no no, it's when a lesbian sucks her blood off of her partner's strap on after they finish fucking when she's on the rag.
>>5669976
>I've heard it's when you take your finger and run it around a guys asshole while you pull the guy off into his own face.
That's a Donut Surprise.
>>5669985
>No no no... It's when you masturbate so much that your dick turns red.
Sicilian Sunburn.
>>5670072
> it's when a lesbian sucks her blood off of her partner's strap on after they finish fucking when she's on the rag.
and THAT'S a combination of a Ruby Tubie Raggedy Ann + Dipsticking.
For christ sake /lgbt/...
A Rusty Venture is when a (usually) blindfolded gay male lies face-up in a large trough or bathtub and masturbates while 4-6 other men line up on either side and defecate onto him after he leaves his child alone at a public gas station for a minimum of 8 hours.
how to find cute guys 2 cuddle?
Tops or bottoms?
>>5669389
you be cute and that's hard when you are a whore
Does only wanting to date cis girls even though I am ftm make me a bad person? I only go after bisexual girls and not straight girls so I don't put them in a awkward situation.
>>5668727
I'm MtF and I only date CIS girls.
Fucking trannies are bonkers, I should know.
>>5668727
Completely unrelated, but OP pic is one of my favorite cat pictures.
>>5668727
If you've never even tried to pursue any girls who aren't cis bisexual, it doesn't make you a bad person, it just makes you close-minded.
I think I may be bi, but I wanna be absoulutely sure before I pursue men. Is the fact that I'm unsure invalidating in itself? I require guidance. Pic unrelated
Don't care about labels unless you're filling out a survey or something.
Wait it out, nigga. That's what I did.
>tfw you have an internet crush on kayla and want to her rescue her from her problems and make her your cute submissive housewife but know better than to try because she's mentally unstable and would probably end up getting you both arrested and incarcerated at some point in the future
fuck off kayla
>>5668584
Rescue me instead?
I'm no danger to anyone but myself.
lesbian kiss
>YOU GO GIRLS OMG THAT SO HOT YEAH
gay kiss
>FUCKIN FAGS I WILL KILL U SO DISGUSTING
gotta love my third world country
>>5668518
>gotta love my third world country
I think you mean
>earth
Mtf here. So the other day I meet up with this trans guy I knew thanks to another person who gave me his number. He was charming, assertive but respectful and even though I didn't find him attractive although on second thought he was mature and had this incredible energy about him that I found attractive and could easily picture dating him, everything went well so I hoped I at least gained a new friend that day and before we said goodbye to each other he promised he's going to call me but he never did since then. Typical man.
>>5668410
>The other day.
People don't call instantly, Anon. I forget to call close friends for weeks, possibly months before they call me and remind me I have their number saved in my phone.
>I met a cute guy a few days ago
>He said he'd call
>He hasn't yet
>Stupid men
Typical woman. There, now it's done for both sides.
Maybe because she was dating a butch dyke like all other ftms.
>>5668569
I know a number dating fem women.
Hons are made fun of for using the word "hon",
But in order to call somebody a hon, you also have to use the word "hon"
hons are made fun of because they look bad
Okay, LGBT, how do I best go about repressing being trans?
Are there any coping mechanisms I can learn that will allow me to repress this?
>>5668253
Just listen to lots of Pantera and smoke weed all the time, you'll be manly as fuck in no time desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPFrXvc2rE
PS: Do NOT fantasize about sucking off Phil Anselmo, that defeats the purpose of what you're trying to accomplish here
>>5668253
I hear there's lobotomy and things...
Suppose you can subscribe to a lifetime supply of morphine too.
>>5668315
>lobotomy
OP wants to feel less like a girl, not more like one.
>want to transition to male
>want to enlist
>can't enlist as an ftm so will have to put off transitioning for a long time
>>5668212
So don't enlist.
If being in the army is more important than transitioning then you're probably not really trans
>>5668212
>Joining the military
Do you enjoy eating paste OP? Just curious
I am a male living in NYC in his early 20's and is curious about experimenting with a Trans. Can anyone give me advice on where and how to approach someone Trans to try new things?
>>5668210
trans people are not a thing you just try ffs
>>5668210
>get up
>put some clothes on
>go outside in the middle of a busy street
>yell"I WANT TO FUCK A TRANNY" really loudly until you find someone
>>5668288
>tfw I'd probably even respond
This happens a few times a month. I still live and work as a dude.
Men will hit on me, call me miss, invite me to their table, that sort of thing and I have to act like it's not appreciated and that I am a straight guy.
I get all autistic and retarded and start saying things like "what bro" but I am always beet red and at a loss of words.
It's super fucking awkward. How do I manage this? I am not trying to humblebrag, I look retarded when this happens and I am not trying to get fired for being a "fag" at work. What do?
>>5667997
Have you considered, maybe, living and working as less of a dude, and more of a...?
>>5667997
Just act normal but talk in boy voice so they get confused and question their sexuality