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>>6561126

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>The doorkeeper gives him a stool and lets him sit down at one side of the door. There he sits for days and years. He makes many attempts to be admitted, and wearies the doorkeeper by his importunity. The doorkeeper frequently has little interviews with him, asking him questions about his home and many other things, but the questions are put indifferently, as great lords put them, and always finish with the statement that he cannot be let in yet.

>The man, who has furnished himself with many things for his journey, sacrifices all he has, however valuable, to bribe the doorkeeper. The doorkeeper accepts everything, but always with the remark: "I am only taking it to keep you from thinking you have omitted anything."

>During these many years the man fixes his attention almost continuously on the doorkeeper. He forgets the other doorkeepers, and this first one seems to him the sole obstacle preventing access to the Law. He curses his bad luck, in his early years boldly and loudly; later, as he grows old, he only grumbles to himself. He becomes childish, and since in his yearlong contemplation of the doorkeeper he has come to know even the fleas in his fur collar, he begs the fleas as well to help him and to change the doorkeeper's mind.

>At length his eyesight begins to fail, and he does not know whether the world is really darker or whether his eyes are only deceiving him. Yet in his darkness, he is now aware of a radiance that streams inextinguishably from the gateway of the Law. Now he has not very long to live. Before he dies, all his experiences in these long years gather themselves in his head to one point, a question he has not yet asked the doorkeeper.

>He waves him nearer, since he can no longer raise his stiffening body. The doorkeeper has to bend low towards him, for the difference in height between them has altered much to the man's disadvantage. "What do you want to know now?" asks the doorkeeper; "you are insatiable."

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>>6561126
>>6561141

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>"Everyone strives to reach the Law," says the man, "so how does it happen that for all these many years no one but myself has ever begged for admittance?"

>The doorkeeper recognizes that the man has reached his end, and to let his failing senses catch the words, roars in his ear: "No one else could ever be admitted here, since this gate was made only for you. I am now going to shut it."

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>>6561126
>implying I'm not too depressed to read books

two years later and the same people are still here, fascinating.

>>6563098
bunch a lifeless hons

>>6563121
iunno, figure people would get their shit together after a few years, but it seems it's the same shit now as it was then.

I do like to check in every now and then, but it's always the same.

>>6560605
Yes

30-40% or so

>>6560605
You can also go blind from laser

>>6559752
No.

>>6559752

i am a trans woman. A trap is a boy who isnt trans who passes as a female, so calling me a trap is calling me a man.

a femboy who's on hormones isnt a trap. they are a tranny.

a CD who dresses up but doesn't pass (90% of this board) isnt a trap.

i am 100% convinced there are no actual traps on this board. The people who do pass are on hormones so they aren't actually real traps. hell most of the ones on HRT still dont pass anyways.

>>6559752
Literally everything is "offensive" to some people.
I can't believe they are ACTUALLY as thin skinned as they make themselves out to be
I do however believe they are big enough attention whores they will make a scene at any opportunity.

>>6558644
Are you a grill?

>>6558651
No :(

>>6558670
Don't feel bad because of me. You'll find a trans gf someday.

You could try an epilator, it won't permanently remove hairs but over time it can permanently reduce hairs

>>6558344
I'd just buy a hair remival cream and apply it like twice a week before showering

Nothing permanent can be done at home.
Blonde hair are a bitch to deal with since most lasers only work with darker hair.

>>6558105
Yes, just don't be a flamboyant faggot like the ones deepthroating dildos in pride parades

>>6558105
Nope, the Republican party platform this year is very anti gay. Even the log cabin republicans are pissed about it.

It's fine to be critical of the left, but being right wing is foolish, because they don't see us as human beings. Therefore, I'm with the progressives whom I'm very critical of.

Fiscally conservative, sure. A foaming-at-the-mouth "kill all minorities" Trump-touting fundie? Those are unanimously self-loathing faggots.

You'll find plenty of the latter here. (Actually, I suspect they're just /pol/ trolls, but I wouldn't put it past /lgbt/)

>>6558093
No because then lgb would be gone.

>>6558093
maybe if mtfg would get out of femgen we could have an actual fucking group

>>6558947
>implying femgen is not just nonpassing mtfgen

If I could trade my vagina for a fully functional male penis, like a transplant or something, I would do it in a heartbeat.

However, I'm not really super dysphoric about it, I still masturbate and have sex. I don't like penetration, but that's because it doesn't feel good, not because it triggers my dysphoria more than I can handle.

I'll be keeping it until I can get a real dick.

>>6558153
What is your sexual orientation?

>>6558153
you won't ever have a real dick though. ever. not even a fully functional normal one EVEN IF genitalia transplant surgery crosses the gender lines.

Just be happy your a woman, with a perfectly normal vagina. be proud of it, and stop hoping for a cock, it won't ever be a real thing for you.

>>6556548
> Anyone else here not a fan of dogs or have this problem?
I have two cats, I think the rest is self explanatory.

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I know your no-likey-doggy feels, OP, although I haven't had a serious relationship derailed by my partner's pet preferences.
But I figure it's only a matter of time before you meet someone you're into who doesn't have a dog. And in the future, get a bit more upfront about this preference if it's that important to you. I think you can safely say dog owners aren't your type.

>>6556548
Yeah. When I was a little kid, my dad was a bit of an alcoholic. He even broke my arm once on accident, hitting me in anger...
He got a job staying at this hotel over the winter, making sure it stayed in good shape and could open up just fine, come summer. We got to all stay there the whole while, it seemed nice at first but these weird scary things kept happening.

Well anyway, I once looked in a room to see this incredibly creepy sight. A man sitting on a bed, getting blown by this freaky guy in a dog suit, it was incredibly terrifying. Since then, I've hated dogs. Wasn't the worst thing to happen that winter either... let's just say that hotel didn't open up again.

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It's fine, we'll get less of blackface as we become mainstream.

See, Weekend, Xavier Dolan's movies, even The Perfect Wedding. Such a cheesy movie, but as long as we get more "normal" people, the leather clad sauna chained people will die out.

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>>6556409
Watch Looking.
Looking surpasses it in just about every way,
and has this qt

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>>6556409
>Why did straight Britain in 1999 put up with a series about a 15 year old boy moving out of home to get sodomised by 30 year old men? Why did the BBC elect the Russell T. Davies to revive the UK's prime cultural television legacy, Doctor Who?

yeah what a bunch of mentally ill faggots

we just need to go back to heterosexual, male or female
all this wierd shit needs to stop

I identify as a ficus tree. Although I was designated a human by virtually fucking everyone, what I think trumps all the facts. I demand I recieve special treatment and for people not to call attention to my lunacy!

are you into crossdressing?

>>6555716
No, but I like the idea of makeup and such to change one's body. Not really my thing, though.

>>6555716
Wait, are you trying to say I'm possibly transgender? Because I feel fine in my body currently.

>>6555598
Please help

>>6555598
>How to conquer internalized homophobia so I can allow myself to be attracted to guys and get some dick? Girls are so cute >.<
What the fuck does this even mean? You want tdick?

>>6555598
Just don't. If you think girls are cute, and aren't into guys, then don't try and force yourself gay. That is fucking dumb.

Also nice quads. 5555

Seriously though if you want dick and also want to be into girls just date a MTF end of story.

I would agree that there can be sexual fluidity but I would deny any kind of "scale" as I beleive people differ too much to justify such generalizations.

>>6555270
Would spectrum be better than?
Bit hard to come up with a term that doesn't put male at one end and female at the other.

You get my point, though.

>>6555288
I'm attracted to people, not genders.