What makes a king, ruler, or emperor successful?
>>1373748
The geography
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Knowing enough about every facet of rulership to effectively oversee people who are much more talented than you and can do a better job.
There are five broad categories a kings deeds and accomplishments can be placed under to define whether he was a success or failure. The first is stability, the lands under a successful king should be stable, peaceful and lacking strife. Wealth is another, a successful king should have a lot of wealth at his disposal. Bringing improvement and reform to the kingdom is another mark of a successful king. Power is a crucial trait to any king, a successful king has power, influence, and domination over his kingdom. And lasting, a successful king should ensure a clean succession of his kingdom.
The other night a friend and I got really high and came up with a new theory of evolution.
Humans used to be like animals, before they progressed and built language and society and learned to use their bodies in different ways with tools to aid them. If humans can, why can't animals?
What if we were once sharing the world with very advanced animals (This would explain how pyramids were built) and one day we went to war with them, wiped them out and wiped them from our history books.
Thoughts?
what? Its like you are 13 years old or what
anyways. what you describe is nothing new altough it is doubtful that any civilized animals have existed amongst humans, some animals do inhibit early signs of civilized society.
for example raccoons. have you seen them do stuff? they have their own social order and they take upon stealth missions into human houses to steal food.
or ravens for example. they understand shit. a lot of shit. they can trick people into giving them food. they can use tools to manipulate shit. they know that other ravens are thieving bastards and thus when they have food that they won't eat right away, they will bury that food ONLY when other ravens are not looking.
or for example chimpansees have complex social orders. they trade food for favors and favors for food. they sometimes get into arguments and some others will try to break the fight apart while trying to calm them. they sometimes develop friendships with other chimps. once there was this chimp herd and the leader went into a conflict with one weak skinny chimp. most chimps cheered for the leader, but the skinny chimp had a friend who was also the right hand man of the leader. skinny chimp's friend didn't like that fight and went apeshit on the leader and K.O'd that bitch. But since he betrayed the leader, everyone thought of him as of a traitor now. So the skinny chimp and his friends decided to leave the herd. they then went to adventure around the land together as bros. pretty heartwarming story.
and chimp herds also sometimes organize very professional raids. they climb down the trees and very quietly move to their location. during that time no chimp makes a peep or even a crack. when they reach their target, they surround them very quitely and when leader signals, they go total apeshit sort of like in the recent Planet of the Apes movie where they storm like lunatics doing grazy sounds. and when they return to their herd they will flaunt their kills to those who stayed home
>>1374150
Why haven't we trained chimps to use guns yet?
>>1374163
But we have
Could /his/ enlighten me on what the likely outcome of this situation would be and the actions of each machine? Or if it has gotten the philosophy behind each machines programed beliefs wrong.
>>1373453
The Nietzschean truck comes by and crashes through both cars.
>>1373460
With no survivors.
>>1373453
they hit their fucking breaks
Is Napoleon's return from Elba one of the greatest moments in history?
On par with the crossing of the Rubicon and man walking on the moon?
What is /his/ nominations for greatest moments in history?
No, he failed.
>>1373252
It was great sure, but nowhere near one of the greatest moments in human history.
Da Yu is supposed to have united the clans living along China’s Yellow River by persuading them to co-operate in a huge network of channels and canals to end its devastating floods in 2000BC
The link between rivers such as the Yellow, the Nile, the Tigris and the Indus, and the growth of early civilisations is very strong. To tame them, or irrigate, people have to be organised and submit to some kind of authority. So rulers and classes emerge.
I believe that it is well-established by now that the Aztecs - particularly their learned elite and priests - did not hold their gods to be literal entities, but complicated metaphors to express the interaction of forces in the world derived from the universal truth known as 'teotl', similar to the Brahman of Hinduism and almost pantheistic in its view.
If this is true, then why was there such a strong emphasis on human sacrifice? Flesh and blood sacrifices tend to be directed at deities that are much more literal and anthromorphized. Plus, if these gods were actually just metaphors for the interaction the 'teotl', then why would these need blood?
Is it all just a 'Black Legend' type of thing perpetrated by the Spanish? Or am I missing something?
according to early accounts sacrifices went extremely willingly. those 'saved' by the spanish were appalled by not being allowed the prvilege of sacrifice and sometimes committed suicide or begged to be killed
The hindu legends are largely allegories but people still try to burn widows in remembrance of Sati
>>1373143
This isn't particularly the point of the thread. My question is why sacrifices would exist on the scale they did if the elites themselves held their deities to be non-literal abstractions and metaphors.
>>1373146
I'm not particularly versed on the culture or history of India, but I thought Sati was uncommon, even in ancient times?
>there are actually people on this board RIGHT NOW who defend the Catholic Church in spite of its abuses, scandals, and well-documented history of corruption
The worst is when I see posters here unironically defending those actions that resulted in the complete destruction of valuable historical writings: the writings of various Classical philosophers, the scriptures of various "heretical" sects, and most offensively, the records of the Mesoamerican peoples.
I don't think most people grasp just how serious this destruction of records was and is: imagine trying to reconstruct the entirety of Western civilization if all recorded materiel were wiped out save for a fantasy/sci-fi book.
>>1373068
Yes anon, people destroy the cultural artifacts of their adversaries/competitors. It's a shocking revelation I know but as you mature you'll realize that this sort of behavior is quite common.
What classical philosophy was burned by the Latins?
None of the Mesoamericans could write except the Mayans. Furthermore, while the Spanish burned a lot of the pictorgraphy, the Catholic Church was more concerned with preservation. The Codex Borgia, for example, is preserved by the Catholic Church.
>>1373100
Not OP but since he's made this exact thread before I can tell you what he's going to say: the evil Christian monks wrote over classical manuscripts with "useless church garbage."
Haha. Trick question. The real answer is Richelieu.
>Frog thinking anglos learn about this faggot
Richlieu was just a silly character in The Three Musketeers. Rousseau was a silly character that ruined the enlightenment. Locke was a silly British man who couldn't best the god-man Hobbes.
Locke is best.
Rousseau knew her way around the island better, BUT Locke had a deeper connection to the island. I'd pick Locke desu.
Let's us begin a conversation about creation deism and extraterrestrial's. Any religion which beliefs in any number of deities must recognize that it or they are extraterrestrial. If the common person could view their faith (for those with faith) with this lense in mind the idea of extraterrestrial's having been playing a role in mankind's existence and evolution in all senses wouldn't be so taboo. For example the forbidden texts in the Bible known as The Book of Enoch states fallen angles mated with earth women. These women birthed the nephlim. Extraterrestrial's genetically modified the current earth species with itself.
They're watching....
How did dinosaurs become extant?
65.5 million years ago they decided to stop reproducing, walking hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
>>1372912
Because you touch yourself at night.
God created them 6000 years ago
then they ran out of food so they dug underground and died, hence fossils
It's just a prank bro
>>1372894
St-stop stabbing me then, br-bro!
>>1372894
>>1372894
>tfw Brutus was in on it too
>why are all the Senators laughing at me
>stab myself 23 times in the back to escape the humiliation
>"W-who's laughing now?"
Is all sexism wrong?
Depends on the definition of sexism. There are some strains of feminism, particularly those prominent in the media today and related to radical and queer theory, that argue that the maintenance of the concept of gender /gender norms is inherently sexist, as it ensures a dichotomy which is used to maintain patriarchy through "masculine" norms of control and domination. These theories often cast masculinity as a strategy for maintaining male dominance. Thus, the very idea of masculinity is inherently linked with the existence of sexism. Personally, I find this definition of sexism to be really harmful, as it gives men and women, even avowed femininists, carte blanche to attack typical male insecurities while at the same time arguing that a woman suffering distress based on female insecurities is a mark of patriarchal oppression. Given that we really do not know to what extent male and female behavior is innate, it seems equally wrong to attempt to destroy any concept of gender norms because "it's just a social construct" as it is to force women into childbirth because "it's natural for women to be mothers." If your definition of sexism assume that gender itself is sexist, then no, I wouldn't say all sexism is wrong.
Can we objectively say that Muhammad was one of the greatest warriors of all time? Does he beat out Alexander the Great? Many leaders in history tried to emulate Alexander but millions even today try to emulate Muhammad.
>>1372008
Khalid was much better, and I'd hardly say he is comparable to Alexander, especially considering they had completely different motives and means of fulfilling their goals, however in terms of scale, the muslims do win.
You'll hear a lot about the weakness of Iberia and North Africa though, to discredit them, although that'll depend on your own opinion.
I don't care much for him, but Khalid is great.
>>1372008
>desert nomad polygamist childfucker
>"greatest" warrior of all time
If that were true we'd all be speaking Arabic by now.
WE WUZ CONKERERZ N' SHIEEEEET!
>>1372008
well he was certainly the most successful when looking at time frame, people today still fight and die in his name and will probably continue to do so for a very long time.
Why did he pussy out an killed himself?
Why didn't he affront his destiny like a man?
After all, he made his bed
It's almost like he was out of his fucking mind by then and in utter despair
Mentally unstable people never kill themselves right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_Nazi_Germany
he realized what he had done
>gets BTFO
>goes into exile
>comes back, still has the support of the troops
>gets BTFO again
Wasn't he the greatest strategist of his era? What caused him to lose his military prowess towards the end of his reign? Was it arrogance?
>>1371921
No, Wellington was the greatest strategist of his era because he defeated the greatest strategist of his era.
>inb4 blucher
Wellington still would've won even without that faggot.
>>1371921
>Wasn't he the greatest strategist of his era?
No, beating a bunch of useless Germans gave him an illusion of grandeur so he sperged out and went against Russia.
>>1371961
>invading Russia in the winter
>got stranded in Egypt
>cucked by his wife
Napoleon was a meme
You suddenly wake up as Pope Leo X 1517, same day as Luther nails his thesis somewhere.
How do you stop the biggest schism of the century?
>>1371798
I declare that all doctrine is spooks
>the schism wouldn't have happened without Luther
The Latins were pushing shit way too much and it was inevitable, it had been in works since the 1300's.
>>1371851
Martin Luther didn't want it to happen originally though. He was more of a whistle blower than a reformatory.
Then the Catholic Church had to threat it like a bunch of idiots.