Superhero moms thread
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>The Avengers: Age of Ultron – Fitz and Simmons (or any of Coulson’s team) on assignment with Fury on the helicarrier.
This keeps Coulson out of the film per Whedon’s demands while still connecting to the show in a believable and completely unforced way. As with many of these missed opportunities, it’s actually more distracting that it didn’t crossover. You’d think the event in Sokovia would be SHIELD’s top priority.
>Agents of SHIELD season 3 – A crossover episode with Age of Ultron.
This one continues the thought from the first missed opportunity listed. A 5 second cameo from Maria Hill does not a crossover make. Fury should’ve showed up. The episode for example, could’ve been something like Fury and the team on their way to the old helicarrier is but get caught up in some situation they have to fight their way out of. Leftovers from Hydra perhaps who knew the location of the helicarrier. This one is much more complicated than the others so it’s forgivable. It’s just a shame season 3 had no major connecting strings to the larger universe like the other 2.
>Jessica Jones – Coulson investigating Jessica Jones or having her investigated by his team.
This one is simple. No movie scheduling conflicts. While Daredevil has a secret identity and works in the shadows, Jessica Jones has no costume and is picking up cars in broad daylight. After Coulson has made finding powered people his priority, why would he not look into her case as she’s doing this in the middle of New York City? This applies to Luke Cage as well. And Iron Fist for that matter too, especially since Clark Gregg has expressed his deep desire to be involved somehow for years.
>>85796873
>Captain America: Civil War – Secretary Ross mentioning Inhumans during the proposal of the Sokovia Accords.
Perfect moment for a throwaway response from Tony or whoever. The fact that the terrigenesis outbreak is worldwide and creating powered people (many of which more powerful than most of the Avengers), deserves at least a mention when the Accords pertain directly to the subject.
>Doctor Strange – Exchange between Night Nurses Claire Temple and Christine Palmer in the hospital.
This one is preemptive but it’s pretty obvious by now the films won’t be featuring characters from the shows and although the reverse has happened, it’s not likely to happen again any time soon. Rosario Dawson is perfectly capable of delivering a good tiny performance in the film. It’s not a TV person like Chloe Bennet so that’s not an issue. Would it be a huge coincidence for Stephen Strange to show up in Claire’s hospital? No. Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum is based in New York, like Claire’s hospital. New York IS a big place but it would take a conscious effort to not make this connection.
>>85796873
Literally no one gives a fuck about AoS.
>>85796873
>The Avengers: Age of Ultron – Fitz and Simmons (or any of Coulson’s team) on assignment with Fury on the helicarrier.
Interesting, but consider this, they could just as easily NOT do that and just hire some even more minor actor, and it would mean about the same thing to the vast majority of people, because pretty much no one gives a shit about Agents of SHIELD.
>Agents of SHIELD season 3 – A crossover episode with Age of Ultron.
>A 5 second cameo from Maria Hill does not a crossover make.
It's about as much of a crossover as can be reasonably expected.
>Jessica Jones – Coulson investigating Jessica Jones or having her investigated by his team.
You've really outlined nothing here. Jessica is just doing a job and Coulson seemed mostly interested in people whose powers were out of control, or were part of the lager Inhuman outbreak, and Jessica was neither of those things. there's not much to investigate.
>It's a dog catchers are evil episode
>>85796701
Are they going to reenact Deliverance?
>>85796701
t. dog catcher
Hopefully this will be a hit so DC can bring Batman back to form. I'm so sick of edgelord Bats.
>le funny, campy, meme batman
it's shit and almost ruined the character
>>85796598
>>85796598
you realize OP was just baiting you right
still, after all the praise BatB gets, I feel like /co/ genuinely has Comics Code sympathizers
It's Spider-Man!*
By Alan Moore!
Let's read it!
*except not really
>not doing all of 1963
delicious unfinished forever series
Storytime?
What the hell happened to Static? He was pretty popular awhile back, now hes practically nonexistent. Did his New52 kill the character or something?
He's coming back with Milestone.
>>85796382
http://www.dccomics.com/blog/2015/07/11/dc-entertainment-announces-the-return-of-the-milestone-universe-with-the-creation-of
Some rights issue with the creator so he is vanished until its resolved , and by the time it is people will have forgotten about him
Static is done for
The death of Darwyn Cooke at the age of 53 bothers me so much. He was the best artist and people like him are the ones that deserve a Stan Lee lifespan. What a waste of potential.
His death is probably the only one that's bothered me so far this year. I got to meet him in person at a con last year. I told him I loved his work and asked about the next Parker release. Now he's gone.
Find a flaw.
>>85796132
not white
>>85796582
>not liking delicious chocolate brown
wat
DORKS
SHUT UP BUTTHOLE
dorks
SUCK
DICK
KEVIN
Where were you when you found out Captain America was coming back /co/?
in my cuckshed
Better Cap
>>85795704
God, I love Bruce Willis as Captain America.
Putting aside whether or not it was good or bad, is it fair to say this movie rode Dark Knight Returns' dick harder than even Civil War rode... well, Civil War's dick?
Yeah but in the wrong kinda way. Where as Civil War did actually adapt the story to function for their movie. BVS more adapted the movie to function as a Dark Knight Returns movie.
My hopes for the DC universe from the get go was, no Dark Knight Returns movie, no Death of Superman/Doomsday movie and no Batman v Superman movie. All three of those things are out of the way now so i'm optimistic where things could go.
>>85795703
BvS was actually a deconstruction of dark knight returns. Everything is done backwards. Superman redeems Batman. It shows the necessity of Superman in Batman's life by showing just how bad Batman can get without him. I really liked it, and it shows how much Snyder does care for Superman, despite people claiming the opposite.
>>85796202
>It shows the necessity of Superman in Batmans life by showing just how bad Batman can get without him
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>85795346
reminder that bruce went balls deep in barbara
>>85795472IT WAS JUST SEX BATMAN
>>85795472
Batman banged her and then the next day when she called him he was like "don't talk to me, don't come help me do my Batman shit, stay away"
Batman is a bad motherfucker!
the story in this was better than any DC universe movie in the last 5 years
>>85795264
>showing an image of Arkham Knight.
Anon if you said Asylum, City, or Origins I would have agreed with you.
Knight's story went to shit quickly.
>>85795264
It was okay.
Less focused than I would have liked.
>>85795382
>>85795412
>implying the way the joker was implaneted wasnt genious
If i take off the diaper, would you die?
>>85795146
num nums
>>85795146
It would be extremelt poopy
>>85795163
Your a big boy
>Thinking about Preordering the compete collection
Is it good /co/?
>>85794998
It is, it's the best thing you can order.
>>8579499
No spoilers what am I in for?
>>85794998
Huh. Good thing I preordered it when it was only $27.00. Its now posted at 39.99. Thank god for based amazon preorder price guarantee.