Good afternoon (or whatever your local time may be) Co! I'd like to discuss with you all the joys that are the Hypercrisis. I've come recently to the conclusion that we are not Earth 33, but something /somewhere else entirely. Id like to hear some thoughts on that. Additionally, I'd like to discuss the role of ideas and archetypes in storytelling, and Harleyanon, if youre out there today, Id like to hear more of your story!
>>87343032
Expand on your idea first.
>>87343074
i was already typing it up, friendo!
starting first, lets talk about dimensions, we are in the third, "they" are in the second, and the bleed, the space between space, is the fourth. now the problem with the map of the multiverse being on paper is that it not only takes out not just one, but two dimensions from it, making it unreliable. the map, in "reality" would fold in on itself in ways i cannot fully comprehend. not only would the multiverse take up infinite space but it would also only be the "size" of one universe, simply with multiple earths existing on top of eachother. of course i cant know for sure whether or not we're earth 33, but if we are, we'd have to be "far" from earth 0, or whatever the true prime earth is. given the existence of other multiverses, it is hard to say whether or not earth 0 would actually be the prime, frankly my theory is that we would be the prime earth, BUT, the way i see it, our earth, 33 or otherwise, would exist in sort of a shared space, like a ven diagram, between multiple local clusters
>>87343222
my theory as to not being thirty three comes from our location in relation to "non DC earths." as i see it, we would be on the cusp between multiple multiversal clusters, "closer" to the DC worlds perhaps, but "close" enough to others that we get run off from them as well. the discussion of ven diagrams brings me to the speed force wall, the barrier between things slower than light, and the light along with who knows what. I simply cannot believe that it is a literal barrier as depicted in the map, but more a current running through everything, as the speedforce is movement itself, the barrier would simply be a concept: 186,000 miles per second and beyond. Electrons are the closest thing i can think of that may come close, and even then they only graze it. the source wall on the other hand, is a more tricky concept. we have yet to find the end of our universe, and if our universe is truly infinite, then the source wall is, again, just a concept. the force needed to breach the fabric of our reality into another. Cern argued last year that they have seen particles slipping into our universe from others through tears in our reality, forbes says its bullshit, and nothing became of it since. however, just two days ago marked the 52nd week of the LHC Groups low spell on the stock market ;)
The Goon Storytime 2
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Superdad or Batdad ?
Who is a better father: Batman or Superman?
>>87341700
Just look at the death count and whoever has the fewest dead kids is the winner.
Sups.
>>87341700
>InB4 Batman's children keep dying
Batman is the best father because he has survived to gather more children.
Why a new Red Sonja movie hasn't happened yet?
SJW's don't like women in bikini armor.
Conan was a massive failure. There was no interest in seeing Conan so they have reason to believe there's no interest in seeing Sonja. Her current comic sales are niche, and attempts to revamp her for modern crowds failed hard.
>>87341709
She is a barbarian warrior maiden from thousands of years ago, so it makes sense. Besides Conan wears even less. And Red Sonja is the definition of "woman empowerment". She takes heads and names. She leads armies in battle. SJW's wouldn't have problem with that. At least in theory.
>Been in near constant publication since the 40's
>Two stints as Batman
>Had a solo that went over 100 issues
>Lead one of the biggest teams in DC history
Still no rogue gallery or supporting cast. How?
>white male
>fucks all the bitches
SJWs HATE him
find out why!
>>87341670
Because he's derivative of Batman, he likely had a lot of attempts at rogues galleries but nobody really remembers because he's in Batman's shadow.
>>87341856
>SJWs HATE him
Tumblr has a boner for all the Robins. They just headcanon them as massive feminists.
thick thread
Try /aco/ dude.
>>87341282
Nope.
How exactly will this franchise sustain itself?
They're covered till Phase 3. But what happens after? Sure they can think up a story ark but soon they'll have to kill off iron man or replace RDJ with someone else. There's also the problem with overcrowding with how many characters they're bringing in
>>87341104
Spiderman chronicles
They have Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Dr. Strange, the Guardians of the Galaxy, and most importantly Spider-Man to make more films out of.
I do admit, I think the moviescape is becoming pretty crowded in terms of characters, and I'm doubting they have much flexibility. Which is why I was so surprised to see Runaways on Hulu instead of a film.
I'm on board as far as Infinity War Part 2, then I think its time to reassess the MCU.
>Season 3 ends with steven questioning his mothers choices during the war and contemplating death
>Season 4 is vegetables lol
What went so wrong?
>>87340210
>season 4 is about Steven being punished for reckless murder his own creations
Fixed.
New episode when
>>87340247
November
I'm tired. So very, very tired.
>>87340178
I don't get it. Both the comic and OP's comment.
>>87340178
Last panel acts like the guy got cut-off but he asked his question in full. That should really just be a question mark instead of a dash and this would read clearer.
>>87340223
It's to show the immediacy of his response.
>We will never see this scene in the MCU.
How do you cope with this, /co/?
You don't know that
>bu-but Misty and Luke fucked :, (
>>87339668
Not that. Zhou Cheng is already in the first season of Iron Fist. The cause of this scene, and Danny and Misty haven't even met, yet.
>>87339657
Who's the lady with the hairy arms?
Why, I do believe it's time for some more of THE crossover event that made everyone go "Wait... really? Okay, that sounds kinda cool..." aka INFESTATION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyvC-jz3uRA
>>87298920
>>87316440
But enough about me, what've you got planned for the week ahead?Any plans for Halloween?
The Goon storytime
Why do people think that she's the superior Diamond when compared to Yellow Diamond?
>>87338236
Cooler design, mostly.
>>87338236
Bump?
lack of manface
What does /co/ think of the DCEU Wonder Woman theme? The one from BvS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_o7XUX3fg
I think it might be the best theme for an individual Superhero we've heard in the past few years. Say what you want about the movie but when this theme hit people at my screening got hype as fuck during this scene.
>>87338099
Superman's MoS theme was also good, nothing on the Reeve's though. TDK Batman had a great theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1B3Mgklfd0
>>87338136
Oh no man don't get me wrong but, and I should've clarified this, I meant in the last five years but the TDK ost is really good and now that I think about TDKR's Gotham reckoning was pretty damned good too.
I liked the MoS soundtrack as well but Wonder Woman's is insanely catchy.
ITT: cute /co/ faces
This will end badly
>>87337553
>made a personal resolution to not fap to lolis for a year
don't do this to me, bud