I'm tired. So very, very tired.

>>87340178
I don't get it. Both the comic and OP's comment.

>>87340178
Last panel acts like the guy got cut-off but he asked his question in full. That should really just be a question mark instead of a dash and this would read clearer.

>>87340223
It's to show the immediacy of his response.

>>87340201

maybe he is tired of toggling shitty threads like me.

>>87340178
I agree. Gender and Identity politics are a pox and cancer on both sides of the issue. I just want to be left alone. I want to enjoy pieces like Steven Universe without bing yelled at for an SJW agenda and I don't want Mockingbird to get away with awful rectons and writing because "Muh Feminism".

Fuck. Just... yeah. I'm tired too.

>>87340230
That's retarded. And is the comic implying that women don't control men?

>>87340178
Wat? Women have always controlled men. In recent years, they've even made it overt.

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>>87340422
>Women have always controlled men.
How?

>>87340437
What with their vaginas and withholding sex and forcing men to give up their bus and subway seats to pregnant ones and affirmative action and sexy Halloween costumes and invading our safe geek spaces.

>>87340437
Men are stupid, irrational, mindless beasts that can be directly controlled with the availability or even promise of sex.

>>87340437
Do you never leave the basement or something?

90% of normie male behavior is designed to attract women.

>>87340437
They control the sex exchange, which is the most common need for men this side of eating, sleeping and shitting.

>>87340437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DK_qqDC1VE

>>87340456
And yet men control the world. Explain that

>inb4 patriarchy

>>87340477
>sex
>eating
>sleeping
>shitting
One of these things is not like the other

>>87340492
>eat
survival (personal)
>shit
natural consequence of being alive/eating

>reproduce
survival (species)
>sleep
natural consequence of being alive/exerting energy

>>87340492
Eating? Only one that doesn't start with "s".

>>87340490

>men control the world
>women control men

does that mean women indirectly control the world?

>>87340565
Yes. exactly.

>>87340517
3 are objective requirements for an individual to stay alive, one is not.

>>87340223
You know, people don't just bluntly stop talking as the next person interrupts. They usually get talked over for a brief moment.

I kind of prefer when one speech bubble jumps in front of another to show an interruption, for that reason. Always thought the dash thing was a bit of a lazy holdover from purely written works.

>>87340630
So?

All are necessary for healthy adults.

>>87340661
Not really. Sex is a luxury, not an entitlement.

>>87340674
Is that why literally everyone who doesn't have sex is either depressed or some kind of religious freak?

>>87340674
>using the word "entitlement"

Kill yourself, SJW trash.

>>87340565
Then why are so many women crying about how men run the world?

>>87340674
It takes an insane amount of unexplored privilege to make such an ignorant statement.

There's not a competent doctor or psychologist in the world who'd agree with you.

Sex is necessary for the mental health of normal adults, male and female.

Biology is designed to punish those who aren't actively trying to reproduce.

>>87340705
Because rich women control rich men who run the world, and rich people don't give a fuck about peasant problems like legalized abortions and whatnot. Rich people don't give a shit if something's illegal or not, they'll just do it anyway.

>>87340674
Sex is neither a luxury or an entitlement, it's literally what living creatures were designed to do.

It requires a deliberate ignorance of basic biology to say something that stupid.

>>87340437
Read The Illiad.

>women who won't have sex with me are trying to control me by harming my mental health

This thread is going places, baby.

>>87340437
You can always tell the ugly women from their posts kek

>>87340705
>warring sides within the same faction cannot exist
Did you never play Warcraft, anon?

>>87340705
Because the more they cry, the more they're given

You guys need to get laid.

>>87340733
>>87340806
It takes profound idiocy to need to drag overly simplified ideas about biological imperatives and amoral biology onto the table to argue that sex is a critical necessity that men literally require to live. Just goes to show how completely separated your average poster on /co/ is from reality. People are self-regulating conscious individuals who are not dependent on basic biological urges to keep themselves or their species alive. This individuality coupled with higher intelligence means sex has turned from just a natural process of continuing your species into a social event. To make it even simple for those with severe mental retardation: People don't have sex just to make babies. It's a (most of the time) a social event between two consenting people that no one is entitled to. Just like a person is not entitled to having friends or a social life in general. Most people can and do have sex, make friends and lead a social life because they don't limit themselves do to some imaginary conspiracy that only exists to make them miserable.

tl;dr Sex starved neckbeards arguing that women should be forced to have sex with them because "lol nature" is pathetic and probably the reason why your dick is still dry after 30 years.

>>87341077
Wow, it didn't even take a single sentence for you to misinterpret and exaggerate the posts you're responding to.

You're clearly just looking to troll, which means there's no point in even having a discussion with you.

>>87341072
>You guys need to get laid.
Lay bare your secrets, sex god of /co/.

>>87341077
No one said "forced".

They said that biology fucks you up if you don't have sex, which admittedly we should probably look into some sources on because neuroscience is still in its infancy and while biology certainly REWARDS you for having sex blah blah blah.

tldr; That's not what they said, both genders manipulate each other in relationships and through sex even if women are more famous for it, and everyone's mad about it now because internet.

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>The truth came out in south korea just last week
It's only a matter of time before the veils are torn down everywhere else

If you're weak enough to be controlled by someone else you deserve it

>>87340230
I understand why they would do that, but in my opinion, they should cut it off at "tha-" so that it shows that he was cut off while at the same time letting the reader know what he was foing to say by showing almost all of the word.

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>>87340448
>>87340456
>>87340477
Does that mean it was originally women who made sure that all religions said that homosexuality is wrong?

>>87341198
Koreans control the world?

>>87341257
Not the world, but women control the korean government, and planted agents for societal control
If a country like Korea does this, what are the odds things like this aren't happening in other countries?

>>87341257
We all know that Filipino's are the most powerful race.

>>87341254
Well duh.

There's a reason the Bible speaks out against men having sex with other men, but lesbianism isn't mentioned.

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>>87341004
This nigga knows what's up.

>>87341198
>This entire image
Oh please we all known that Samsung are the true rulers of South Korea

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>>87341331
God loves Yuri?

>>87340490
A handful of rich men control the world.

The rest of us are controlled by women.

>>87340630
I used to think that, too. Then I noticed the undercurrent of suicidal ideation in waifu and "tfw no gf" threads, and undercurrent of loneliness and lack of romance in threads that involve some anon talking about killing himself.

Now I'm not so sure. Does that mean I'm especially strong for not wanting to kill myself, or whining about being a kissless almost-wizard?

>>87340477
You don't need sex you just feel better about yourself if you can get it and that's only becuase you need to involve another person in the act and people get salty at those that can sleep with pretty women without the need of paying for it or rape

>>87341277
The fact that the truth is laid out but people are to stupid to read up on it?
This shit is old news
Electoral college means voting is pointless
Yet no one educates themselves, we want our feel good vices

Really the world is less like 1984 and more like Brave New World

>>87340705
Because they're the one.s truly fighting for equality.

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ITT

>>87342380
The truth is the truth.

>>87342380
But....he's right.

>>87341277
>*Mind controlling hypnotist shaman woman controls the korean government
Fixed

>>87340178
>Love isn't real
I've only ever heard women say this. Most guys just say they won't fall for the meme.

>>87342473
>*cult of 8 mind controlling hypnotist shaman women controls the korean government
fixed

>>87342380
I see nothing wrong here.

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Sometimes it's nice being a fag. I don't have to pretend women's bullshit has any value.

>>87342380
>>87342409
>>87343277
The flaw is they have always been in the culture it's just the internet causes it's existence to reach further
I'm 41 and grew up in Oregon and girls into comics and the like was common in the 80's and according to my dad even the 60s and 70s they were into it and thought nothing of it. Moved over to Virginia in the 90s and discovered a different world where comic/game guys were drooling in anger at women and it was rare to see women in the hobby, it's still like this here but now with the internet you can see places like Oregon where normal people of both genders are into geek shit. That said I find the m'lady defenders just as annoying as the out of touch retards like in the comic.

>>87340342
It isn't retarded, it makes perfect sense.

>>87340674
Food isn't an entitlement either, that's why people have to pay for it. Not sure what you're getting at.

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>it's an /r9k/ thread

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>>87343298
Somehow a misogynist homosexual posting a dancing fedora-wearing beta is setting off all my buttons.
Jesus Christ.

>>87344258
You don't eat you die
You don't sleep you die
You don't have sex you cry like a faggot on the internet

>>87344335
>doesn't know how to hide his samfaging
Why are you replying to your own bait anyway?

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>>87344335
Thought it was my only dancing gif but I found this one.

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>>87344364
>He doesn't know how to check for samefag

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>>87344364
>samefagging
wut

>>87344315
What's the matter, roastie? Mad we figured out your secret?

>>87344351
>You don't eat you die
>You don't sleep you die
>You don't have sex you want to die

fixed

>>87343298
that boy got some lovely ticc thighs

>>87344351
Is it humane to give someone all the things they need to survive, but trap them in a dark box with nothing to do or see or hear? At what point do you draw the line for humane treatment of a persons mind? Do they need human interaction to be well? The entirety of psychology and neurology says yes. Then what about sex, especially now that being a virgin is becoming a mental health disorder, at what point do you draw the line for what is needed to become healthy?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/19/single-men-will-get-the-right-to-start-a-family-under-new-defini/

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>smbc

I'm so glad that butthurt virgin conspiracy theorists have finally combined forces with butthurt political conspiracy theorists.

The world really needed this.

>>87340437
Because despite the fact that men have controlled government, suppressed the rights of women and abused them for most of human history, my ex-girlfriend cheated on me and is a whore.

I've been a wizard for a year now and I gotta say I don't see what the big deal is. It doesn't even feel like I've missed out on anything.

>>87344428
Only if you are so weak and pathetic you can't make a life for yourself
Sex is only the world if you make it such
Rise above it or earn all the shit you get shoveled on you

>>87340437
Magical Holes of Pleasure.

>>87344834
You haven't
But some people are so thirsty that they rather keep the lie up it matters then just admit they are stuck in their own self made prison

>>87344834
Do you have any friends at least?

>>87341240
Because both characters understand how absolutely stupid the idea sounds, but the first one is clearly emotionally invested in the idea and is in denial.

>>87340437
Do you know nothing about human history?

>>87345101
Do you?

>>87345101
Umm... do you?

>>87344428
>>87344678
It must be terrible to be so controlled by your instincts you can't find happiness in anything if you're not getting laid.

Get a hobby. Go outside. Workout. Do something for fuck's sake.

Seems like most people here actually had a reasonable response. I guess I've been on /v/ too much because I expected a bunch of alt-right circlejerking and pseudo-/pol/ shit.

Good job, /co/. Still the best board.

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>>87345687
>Still the best board.

Nigger are you high

/co/ is the least funny most up-its-own-ass board on this site. You're tied with /tv/ in terms of cancerousness which makes sense because /co/ is /tv/: Tumblr edition

>>87340245
>I want to enjoy pieces like Steven Universe without bing yelled at for an SJW agenda

there's a REAL simple way you can do just that

i'll give you a minute to see if you can figure it out

>>87340688
>my little circle of horny broken-brain nerds = "literally everyone"

>>87345765
I guess I can see why you'd think that if your definition of funny is shit like "WE".

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>>87345821
Oh it's not just me. /co/ is universally shit upon. I'd say you're a laughing stock but you'd have to be able to make people laugh first. Your one saving grace is the occasional decent comic storytime.

>>87345952
And why would the opinion of retards who like unfunny dogshit like Todd Howard memes and le kino memes matter to anyone?

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>>87345997
Keep stabbing in the dark, you'll hit something eventually I'm sure.

>>87346052
>I have no argument and I must scream

whatever, dude.

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>>87346086
Sick reference, bro. Your references are off the chain.

>>87346126
>Sick reference, bro

You're one to talk, professor meme. But you can have the last word- it's obviously important to you. I'm done with this thread and your objectively shit opinions.

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>>87346196
No come back I love you

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>>87340178

>>87344351
>You don't eat you die
>You don't sleep you die
>You don't have sex your bloodline dies
ftfy

>>87348573
>You don't eat you die
>You don't sleep you die
>You don't have sex your magical powers awaken, granting you abilities far beyond the comprehension of ordinary men
ftfy

>>87340178

If we controlled men we'd have complete access to abortion and none of our religions would have male gods.

Misogynists are idiots.

>>87348673
>If we controlled men we'd have complete access to abortion

Just pay a homeless guy to punch you in the stomach

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>this thread
Can't we all just get along?

>>87348673
The average man is in favor of legal abortion. I don't know what gave you the impression otherwise. The real problem for men is women deciding to keep a fetus the men don't want, and then they're on the hook for 18 years of child support.

>>87340437
[virginity excuse]

>>87349220
>The average man is in favor of legal abortion. I don't know what gave you the impression otherwise. The real problem for men is women deciding to keep a fetus the men don't want, and then they're on the hook for 18 years of child support.

This. This right here is the issue. Nobody gives a fuck about abortion other than religionfags, who are less of a minority every day. But alimony is a problem that's on the radar of every man.

>>87341833
>You don't need sex, it's just that literally your whole psychology has evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to yearn it and measure your worth entirely in how much of it you get

>>87349521
Don't forget that society judges you on how well you can attract the opposite gender, too.

>>87344428
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal and you get more of it

>>87351235
Weird you say that when most perma-virgin are bitter at women, not worshipful.

>>87340699
>"entitlement" is a SJW buzzword

I'm guessing you made it through your childhood without arguing with your parents. That isn't healthy, anon.

>>87349788
But at the same time sex totally isn't important at all.