ITT: Ambiguously black characters
>>87747458
Shadow Lass was given negroid facial features, exaggerated to cringe-worthy levels in a coupla panels.
>>87747458
He's not black he's... blue.
I like how Coack Z hangs out with him because he wishes he were black.
>no garnet yet
I have to say the SU shitposters are very late today
>Character hears a snippet of a conversation and jumps to conclusions
>Character ends a perfectly good relationship over a lie that could be explained if given some time
>>87747204
So, just like real life ?
>main character learns that keeping secrets is more harmful than good
>continues to keep holding back on important details that would save his friends tons of trouble
>good plan to do something
>something dumb fucks it up and it was going well until that point
>does a different plan instead of adjusting the first plan to work better, or just simply do the same thing again because the fuck up was just in the timing
PAINFUL looking shit
>>87747116
using an aperture science gun, I see
Someone will probably jerk off to this thread
They finally made Arrow great again. Discuss.
Necrophilia: the thread?
I'm calling it now: Season 5 will be better than Season 2.
>>87748553
That's a premature call, son
At least wait until we're over the hump
Jesus Christ, this fucking issue.
Did the ending means what I think it meant?
>>87746623
Storytime?
>>87746825
Well shit, I've never storytimed before but let's give it a go
>>87746887
> Batman: Today's the big day, Barry!
> Flash: Meow
> [pause so the audience has time to roar with laughter]
> Batman: [Jumps in the batmobile] Look at me! I'm [Jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ...naked! [Lands inside pants, walks over to batcave exercise room. His head pops into his cowl] Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Barry.
> Barry: Meow.
> [pause so the audience has time to roar with laughter]
> [he goes inside his oversized gym that has a sign that says, "I love Bats." taking deep breaths, he prepares to lift a barbell that is balanced by two lightweight stuffed animals. he sticks out his chest, but almost passes out because he can barely lift it. he drops it, and it makes a 'squeak' noise]
> [akward pause while Batman looks at Flash]
> [Batman and Flash jump into the Batmobile, they drive away while Batman is screaming "JUSTICE"]
> Alfed: Go, Bruce! [Alfred falls] Whoa! [Crash!]
Autism is a horrible condition.
> Batman: [as they arrive] There it is. The finest superhero establishment ever established for justice. The Justice League Watchtower, home of the Justice League. With a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window! For years I've been dreaming of this moment! I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the leader, look 'im in straight in the eye, [breaks the fourth wall and looks the audience in the eye] lay it on the line and... I can't do this! [He starts to run home but Barry stops him] Uh, Barry!
> Barry: Where do you think you're going?
> Batman: I was just...
> [cue speech music]
> Barry: No you're not. You're going into the Justice League Watchtower and assembling the Justice League!
> Batman: I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough!
> Barry: Whose first words were "do you want a justice sandwich"?
> Batman: Mine were
> Barry: Who made a grapple gun out of a battery and wire?
> Batman: I did.
> Barry: Who's a, uh who's uhhh. oh! who's a man dressed as a bat?
> [pause so the audience has time to roar with laughter]
> Batman: I am!
> Barry: Who's ready?
> Batman: I'm ready!
>>87746578
Batman? You sure that's not Owlman?
Thor looks so cute here. Is she best waifu?
>>87746414
>Is she best waifu?
Only if you're intoliteral cancer*with a side ofBlacked.
*no, seriously, when she turns back into Jane she's literally dying of cancer.
What's cute about it? That mask is ugly.
>>87746414
Are her stories still bad or do I have to wait a decade for the "not muh" to get an answer
What's the point of the other turtles bringing him along? He's always the useless braindead one in each version of the franchise and has the lamest weapon of the four.
2003 Mikey was based.
>>87745713
>BATTLE
>NEXUS
>CHAMPION
>>87745679
In most iterations he's just as competent as his brothers and the one most inclined to just follow orders and go with the flow without butting heads (Raph) or trying to implement their own plans (Donnie).
Likewise, he's more athletic and skillful than Donnie, but more level--headed than Raph while being less severe than Leo, so he brings his own to the table while his more docile personality holds the group together.
In some iterations, it's even mentioned that he's the most naturally talented turtle, which is how he keeps up with his brothers while putting in a fraction of the training.
I agree that they went too far with 2012 Mikey, though. He's an actual retard as opposed to a scatterbrained slacker like previous versions.
>>87745772
Don't forget Casey being turned into a useless braindead teenager.
Disney is burning through these episodes. I guess it wasn't something they wanted to have a long-term investment in.
MY NAME
ISSSSSSSS
>>87745597
Jeff
>>87745597
ME AND MY FRIENDS GET NO RESPECT....
>>87745791
I'm sorry for you and your friends
>2016 has been a great year for crazy comic book crossovers, but 2017 is shaping up pretty nicely, too. February marks the debut of Planet of the Apes/Green Lantern, a joint effort between BOOM! Studios and DC Comics that brings the heroes of the Green Lantern Corps to a post-apocalyptic world where apes reign supreme.
>BOOM! Studios has given us the exclusive reveal of the cover to Planet of the Apes/Green Lantern #1, which was drawn by iconic Green Lantern artist Ethan Van Sciver.
>Planet of the Apes/Green Lantern is a six-issue mini-series that will be co-written by Robbie Thompson (Silk) and Justin Jordan (Green Lantern: New Guardians). The series will be drawn by Barnaby Bagenda (The Omega Men). Alongside this cover, BOOM! revealed that issue #1 will feature variant covers by Steve Morris, Paul Rivoche, Felipe Massafera and David Ryan Robinson.
>BOOM's official description for the mini-series teases, "When Taylor goes missing, Cornelius investigates and discovers an ancient ring, unlike anything he has ever seen. As its power echoes through the stars, the Guardians of the Universe must reveal to their Lanterns a secret they had hoped would remain buried. With the Green Lantern Corps, led by Hal Jordan, racing to get to the source of this power before Sinestro can get his hands on it, they will discover a truth that will change them forever on...the Planet of the Apes!"
>Look for Planet of the Apes/Green Lantern #1 to hit comic shops and digital providers on February 1, 2017.
>>87745545
This sounds like it could be really baller but I'm afraid that they will mess it up.
>>87745545
>Justin Jordan (Green Lantern: New Guardians)
Gross
Still sounds potentially cool though, I'll give it a shot
>>87745545
>The series will be drawn by Barnaby Bagenda (The Omega Men)
Holy shit
Snyder's going to get vitamin d deficiency from all this shade
>>87745082
Whomever wrote that garbage should look up the word "anagnorisis".
>>87745347
>S-Snyder is a genius!
That scene is abysmal. Stop deluding yourself.
>>87745686
I never claimed that Snyder was a genius and the screenplay was written by Chris Terrio who certainly knows what "anagnorisis" means and used it to great effect in 'Batman v Superman".
"For “Batman v Superman,” I wanted to really dig into everything from ideas about American power to the structure of revenge tragedies..."
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/03/11/inside-chris-terrios-vision-for-batman-superman-and-justice-league/
And for your elucidation: http://pulpklatura.tumblr.com/post/141843209469/batman-v-superman-the-modern-revenge-tragedy
Just because something is unfamiliar to you doesn't mean that it is bad.
BBC time
>>87745066
>>87745071
I will say this much for this arc: that never happens in the genderbending genre. They always pretend to be a different person.
>>87745219
Fresh change of pace, can't wait for Ted to really mess with the girl's head.
Is this a reboot or continuation of the original PPG?
It's a continuation
They acknowledge some details from old PPG
>>87745062
It's both a reboot and a new thing.
Both sides are clashing with each other, and that's why it's struggling.
Technically, a continuation, but it retardedly behaves like a reboot.
They go directly to middle school and the classic villains are there, but they're no longer the main line-up of villains and have been made into background characters. They're now replaced with terrible villains whose names you don't remember, the show no longer focuses on fighting, the fighting itself is too slow, and they've censored any actual hit with SFX cards.
It's a bastard child of the original and is nowhere near as successful, but somehow, it still gets a lot of views. I don't understand it.
Gay thread. Bring your harem of husbandos.
Extrano best boy.
I miss Todd ;-;
>>87746064
It's amazing how fast he went from shameful joke of a character to hot Latino daddy