I don't *like* food; I LOVE it. If I don't love it, I don't *swallow*.
>>90214738
This was menacing as fuck.
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can* come from *anywhere*. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more.
Never in a movie have I hated a "protagonist more."
Fuck all those damn rats.
New episode of Bunsen is a Beast today at 10:30
Tooth or Consequences
>Mikey explains that Bunsen will be richer than Amanda after the tooth fairy leaves him money for all of the teeth he loses during teeth losing season. So Amanda vows to capture the tooth fairy
FUUUUCK I misedd it.
Would you a Sweaty Betty?
>>90217604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iESzifQ9Bc8
So do you think Aku has Jack's sword? I don't think I've seen his sword once in all these previews. It's not unusual for him to rely on other weaponry. Hell, he used spears in his first battle after being sent to the future, but often it was only because his sword wasn't viable or was missing.
SCOTSMAN
So how many episodes will this be?
How come DC cancelled this?
it was a great Luthor story
Because Tebra's art is always off.
You sure that's Lex Luthor?
>>90214354
Pretty sure it's this exact picture of Locke.
ITT: Rare OTPs
>>90214220
>being a shipping faggot
>Three months after saving Zandar, The Guardians of the Galaxy are recruited to protect the Sovereign People, an ancient race of genetically engineered aliens, from an extradimensional monster. In exchange they're given a captive Nebula (Karen Gillian) so she can answer for her crimes.
>Rocket (Bradley Cooper) feels ripped off and steals valuable power batteries before leaving, offending Queen Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), who hires the Ravagers to go after the Guardians. When Yondu (Michael Rooker) refuses, he's overthrown by Taserface (Chris Sullivan). They captured Rocket and Baby Groot (Vin Diesel) and Nebula joins them to hunt down the remaining Guardians.
>While fleeing, Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and Drax (Dave Bautista) come across Star-Lord's long-lost father, intergalactic adventurer Ego (Kurt Russell), and his private attendant Mantis (Pom Klementieff). Ego had been searching for Star-Lord for years and Star-Lord becomes divided between sticking with his crew or staying with his father, particularly after Ego reveals his extremist approach to protecting the galaxy.
>The theme of the movie is "family": Star-Lord's relationship with his biological father Ego and his surrogate father Yondu; Gamora and Nebula's strained relationship as sisters; Drax becomes a surrogate father to Mantis; and Rocket and Baby Groot's brotherly bond.
>Movie is self-contained and features no direct references to the Avengers and the Infinity Stones. Thanos is only referenced in the context of Gamora and Nebula's relationship. However, there might be a subtle hint to their role in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR.
http://www.slashfilm.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-set-visit/3/
>>90214208
>It's another "on the run" movie
>It's another "muh family" movie
>>90214208
>Drax becomes a surrogate father to Mantis
Because fuck Moondragon.
>>90214749
qt Asian chick > Bald lesbian rapist
Are heavy objects falling on people's heads funny?
Concussions are not a joke. They are very scary things.
>>90214102
Depends on multiple factors, though I'd say what the heavy object happens to be, plus the sound effect it makes upon impact with the target would be the most important. Pic related, perfection.
>>90214102
Only with good soundeffect
Why is she so perfect?
Stop trying to force your waifu into flavour of the month status.
Show me some great /co/ related wallpapers, it doesn't matter if they are for phones or desktop.
>Cress Williams has been cast in the lead role of Jefferson Pierce in The CW's BLACK LIGHTNING, developed by Salim Akil and Mara Brock Akil and produced by Greg Berlanti.
>BLACK LIGHTNING centers on Jefferson Pierce, "a meta-human vigilante who made a choice to hang up his suit and his secret identity years ago to become a high school principal. But with a star student being recruited by a local gang and a daughter hellbent on justice, Jefferson is pulled back into the fight as the wanted vigilante and crimefighting legend — Black Lightning."
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/cress-williams-set-as-black-lightning-cws-greg-berlanti-dc-drama-979515?utm_source=twitter
>>90213661
awww shit this sounds good.
Static Shock cameo when?
Yeah, seems like this could work. Casuals would think he's an adult static shock and would tune in, the fact that since he's like a middle aged guy would hopefully cut down on the unnecessary cheesecake fluff. The early Tony Isabella material is grounded enough to be easily done in an episodic TV format. Plus they can get into this whole black lives matter thing. Also, if they fuck up his costume I'm gonna be so mad. Wonder if they'll use the newer sleeker design or the funky afro hat. Though wonder why they removed the part of him being a former Olympic Champion Decathlon
>Daughter hellbent on Justice
Thunder? Oh cool.
Character breakdowns for the lead roles in the series.
JEFFERSON PIERCE (Cress Williams)
>A former 3-time gold medal decathlon winner who is now principal of a high school in South Central Los Angeles. A father figure to his students and hero to the local community. Jefferson is charming, charismatic, smart, and has both warmth and humor. He is devoted to his two daughters and remains deeply in love with his ex-wife Lynn. He also has a great passion for justice and a quick temper that he has spent years learning how to control.
>LYNN PIERCE (Female, African-American, mid 30s to 50) I Exudes confidence and intelligence. Beautiful, but not to be trifled with. Can exhibit both great emotional depth as well as a flirtatious, mischievous side.
>ANISSA PIERCE (Female. African-American, to play 22) I Jefferson's elder daughter. Beautiful, quick-witted and intelligent; intense and passionate. Anissa has a great respect for her father and balances the demands of medical school with her duties as a part-time teacher at Jefferson’s school.
>JENNIFER PIERCE (Female. African-American, 18 to play 16) I Jefferson’s younger daughter. Jennifer is a scholar athlete; beautiful with a lean, athletic runner’s build. She is the entitled feminist of the Pierce family. Independent and outspoken with a wild streak.
>>90213604
>>90213610
>>90213623
Was talking to another Anon on the shelf thread about how awesome this guy is, so let's fucking read Greys
>>90213578
Done as double pages 'cause it mimicsthe reading experience better
>>90213607
Saved it right way round, any techies know why this happens? Fuck. Let me try again
>>90213664
You mother fucker. Give me 15 minutes see if I can sort this shit out.
Many apologies /co/mrades
I know it's a preschool cartoon, but I can't help but like the way this cartoon looks. It's a unique concept.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3cowOYv9wA
>>90213566
It's a cool look, but I can feel the mind numbing toddler-speak in my head.
I'll stick with Wordworld, thank you. Lesbo Sheep and Bear suit my needs quite nicely.
ITT: Shows you thought would be meh/terrible until you actually watched it and ended up loving
>>90213499
Bonus points if you didn't research it and no one convinced you to do so, and you ended up watching it because you felt you should at least give it a chance
Thought it would be another weird generic adult swim show until a clip of the show automatically played after watching another video on adultswim.com.
I put off this show for years because it seemed boring to me, I decided to give it another shot when AS added every episode to their website around three years ago