ITT: food that's too hot to be enjoyable
Its so SPICY!
>>9194042
Mayo like milk is to fight the heat
Why the hell would anyone make something so hot?? My little sister put this on her tendies because she thought it was ketchup and had to go to the hospital. SHE ALMOST DIED! I will not rest until companies stop making such recklessly spicy products.
THESE CHIPS ARE THE BEST CHIPS EVER
* Gets arms and legs eaten off by zombie*
>>9193975
I Don' t know why anyone would eat takis on purpose
>>9193975
takis literally taste like bile. I've had menudo before and although not quite as rank they're definitely reminiscent of each other
Fuck takis
Is there another youtube channel like Munchies? I want more cooking channels to watch but I can't find anything good.
munchies is great
>>9193949
I enjoy Binging with Babish.
>inb4 MUH REDDIT
>>9194151
OP here, yeah I also watch Binging with Babish. And Bon Appetit.
Post good rice cookers. I want to start eating cheap but without doing any of the work.
Listen here OP, why don't you take your ricecuck and dump it in the trash because that's where betas like you belong. Take yourself a pot and steam it like a real man, not with some gay ass rice cooker. You disgust me, OP.
>>9193981
>I'm somehow better for watching a pot of boiling water instead of just letting a machine do it
>>9193986
>i don't know how to cook rice
i made a quesadilla. go ahead, roast me
How about you roast that fucking quesadilla first?
>1 or 2 kraft singles
>1 tortilla that isn't even seared or browned in any way
looks like shit pal
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a ****ing joke dude, and im dead ****ing serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ****ing time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your ****ing families poverty dinner on these forums ever the **** again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ****ing ***got.
Would you eat a super pig, /ck/?
>>9193608
Is it tasty?
>y
I'd try it, do a little research, make sure this "miracle" pig was safe.
>n
Ehhhh, probably still try it, but not as readily.
That's Eeyore, and he's a donkey.
>>9193608
Kek wtf is that, to answer your question I think i would
Is European bread safe to eat?
>>9193571
are you allergic to sawdust?
>>9193571
Yes, if you don't wipe your dog's ass with it
>>9193571
>european
that's just normal bread dude
What should I buy at this place, a thread about it a couple weeks ago made me want to go.
>>9193487
Chicken sandwich
I've only been there once for a chocolate shake, but it was a damn good shake
Cocaine. Ask for Fast Eddie.
how difficult is it to emulate New York Style pizza outside of New York?
are there certain ingredients and kitchen equipment only available in New York that explain why it's so difficult to get quality New York Style pizza outside of New York?
>>9193343
It's not difficult at all. I've been to various places all over the US that have done the same style.
>>so difficult to get quality New York Style pizza outside of New York?
Different locales have different preferred styles. Who'd have thought? Anyway, it's not too hard to find, just try a variety of mom-n-pop places and I'm sure you'll find it.
>>9193343
I don't get the whole "<<insert city>> Style Pizza"
I can't tell the difference between Chicago and NY 99% of the time except that NY sometimes has thicker crust and more sauce...
>>9193367
Literally what the fuck are you talking about. This is what a chicago pizza looks like.
>reddit can't coo-
Oh...
>>9193334
Did you seriously try to get quads with your shitpost too?
Have you no shame?
>>9193334
can't cool? I dont get it.
>>9193334
This isn't good bait at all you low IQ ape.
I like em over medium. How'd I do? 3 eggs by the way.
why the fuck are there so many egg threads in the catalog
>>9193271
I didn't look. My fuckup. Only happy I finally learned to successfully make eggs just how I like them.
Is there a way to eat nachos without being a total slob? Are you really supposed to eat it with just your hands and just let the toppings fall all over?
>>9193133
Wait for the chips to get slightly soggy then use a fork Bigga
>>9193133
Anything greasy that you eat with your fingers immediately robs you of dignity. So nachos are on the same list as chicken wings, American style pizza, crawfish, chicken nuggets, fried calamari and fries.
>>9193133
If you had dignity, there wouldn't be sloppy Joe on your nachos, besides, If you have nachos you don't need dignity. Everyone understands. Enjoy yourself
Know and despair!
I would market it as hello Kitty sushi or something
>>9193038
Literally dafuq
>>9193047
http://www.abc2news.com/business/consumer/internet-cant-handle-the-ice-cream-cotton-candy-burrito
Tfw just got a job in your favourite restaurant.
Industry thread general.
>>9192667
Most of my coworkers are lazy as fuck.
Routine inspection happened right after a called in inspection.
We failed both all on stupid shit like not cleaning things properly because of the lazy fucking staff.
We have a third inspection this week and if we fail it, we close for a month.
I almost want it to happen so we can maybe fire some people and get some new, competent staff in.
>>9192732
Eeesh, sounds like you kinda need to fail it. If not for yourself, then for the general public.
>>9192667
What is your role there?
I was offered a job once at my favorite bar but I declined since if things didn't work out I would not want to step in there again. Stupid thought but I loved drinking there.
Rate my breakfast: Omlette du frommage
>>9192383
What are those 3 green dicks
>>9192414
Green onions
>>9192414
Good eye