How do you like your horse cooked?
with Arby's Horsey Sauce
>not enjoying meat from all animals
Don't give me that, it was a fucking horse. What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the fucking carload.
>>9191689
Isn't it good raw? I've never had it, but horse is definitely something I'd like to try.
wat do with frozen tuna steaks?
>>9191655
shove it up your gay ass, faggot
>>9191655
Have you thought about searing them, and then sticking your head in the oven?
you cook it anon
does this affect the quality of burger?
>>9191654
no, that's to keep it in place on the grill
>>9191711
I worked my first day at a restaurant today and they were putting it on every burger to make it cook faster, I was figuring they were sacrificing quality for tickets being a minute faster
>buy prosciutto and mozzarella
>stick it on plain-ass white bread
>best sandwich I've had in years
Is there anything this amazing food combo can't do?
Mozzarella is flavourless fat though, you could've skipped it altogether
weak cured ham and a generic fat. No, that's not flavour. Nor is it a sandwich.
>>9191407
not quite true, fresh moz with a touch of salt is great
The flyover meme applies specifically to dumb faggots who don't know how to cook. The state you live in does not effect one's ability to prepare any cuisine one wishes.
>>9191229
Availability of resources to flyover states would prove your point wrong.
>>9191237
>what is the internet
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I'm getting a batch of peanut butter cookies at work tomorrow as a gift, how long can I let them sit out at my place before they go bad?
I'm not a fatass so I don't want to eat alot and i hate wasting food, especially food that people make for me
If you keep them covered, cookies can last up to a couple weeks. Then they'll go stale. I have never personally seen cookies mold, but I guess it could happen.
>>9191132
ok thanks.
My mom never baked so I don't know these things
>>9191132
Also, you can just freeze them for a few months. You have to make sure to vacuum or squeeze as much air out of the freezer bag as possible or they'll get funky freezer burn flavors.
What is the best sausage for hot dogs?
Grilled and/or boiled
>>9191104
It's spelled 'wiener', americuck.
>>9191120
Shut up bitch, I'll rape you.
>>9191104
My Peenus Weenus, Of Course!
>XD XD
What should i cook for dinner tonight?
Medium-Rare T-Bone with a Garlic salt, Red Pepper Flake, Onion Powder and Paprika dry rub, a baked potato and a caramelized onion.
>>9191048
Duck breast with peaches.
Just had that. It was a fucking killing, mate.
>>9191048
Your own ass.
Well, /ck/?
the hot dog is sandwiched inbetween the bun so obviously its a sandwich
sandwich has two pieces of bread, hotdog only one
sandwich has slices of sausage, hotdog has one complete sausage
the king is right, the king is always right
>>9190450
I think the fucking hotdog king knows better than us.
I'm getting kind of jaded about eating. Earlier, I looked in my fridge and just couldn't be assed to make a meal. I'm probably not going to eat dinner as a result of just not being in the mood to cook, order, or go out to eat tonight.
It's got me thinking that if there were a low-effort food that I could just make a bunch of all on a day where I'm not feeling like shit, and then I could eat it without preparing it or anything (right now, I'm not even in the mood to bother microwaving any leftovers or boxed food), that would be a good thing to have on hand.
So, I thought about kibble. Dogs eat that shit all the time, and nothing else. It's gotta be nutritionally complete, then. Why isn't there a kibble for humans?
I'm not talking about meal-replacement bars or drinks or anything. Just like some dry food you can pour into a bowl and eat however much you need to eat for the day.
The closest thing I could think of to Human Kibble is cereal, but I can't eat enough of that shit to sate me. I'll get full, but I'll still be hungry, if you know what I mean. Also, I don't think Cereal by itself is nutritionally complete, at least the ones I've found.
How would one go about making human kibble?
>>9190135
... Why not just eat dog food?
>>9190135
I survived for about 4 years on Wheaties, Rice Crispies, and Honey Bunches of Oats without any ill effects. Maybe twice a month I'd eat a frozen burrito, some cheese and crackers or a few slices of pizza.
>>9190146
Pretty sure that's how you get gout. Otherwise, I've got a sack of Purina downstairs with no one's name on it. (My dog died last month)
>>9189621
Fairy cakes are far superior you backwards desert-inhabiting cunts
>>9189621
>fairy bread
>from the rejects of the breed that gave us the toast sandwich
Sums it up perfectly.
What are they called?
Pommes
French Fries.
Don't be silly anon.
>only 36 hours til free fry friday
im gonna head to wal-mart cuz i just got restocked on weed
what snacks should i get?
just normal white trash walmart snacks
my current go-to weed snack is those frozen pot stickers, fry up a batch of those boys and whip up a quick sauce from soy, vinegar, sweet chilli and sesame seeds
>>9189132
>inb4 "a bullet" 3x
>inb4 "le epic response"
>inb4 "/thread"
>inb4 OP samefags the entire thread and posts it to reddit for upgirths
fuck all you food nazis, to me this is chinese food. the "authentic" stuff I've seen looks fuckin gross. not into eating entrails sorry.
>>9188567
Thats not pork fried rice
I like the little pieces of broccoli flower to go with your carb and sugar meal. It really spruces it up. In all seriousness though, that stuff is like crack. The corn starch battered meat and sweet and slightly spicy sticky sauce. So good some how. Mostly a twice a year type thing, though. Kind of like pizza.
>>9188635
>Mostly a twice a year type thing, though.
Hah, way to overindulge fatty
For me it's a once in two decades type of thing
Any fans of lentil soup and boiled rice here?
>>9188519
Plain ass lentil soup? Fuck no.
I literally ate nothing but lentil soup for two years straight, but I put vegetables and potatoes and good shit like that in it too
I put rice in it too. Why not put your rice IN the soup? Watery soup is shit. Thicken up your shitty thin ass soup.
>>9188545
this is how I made my lentil soup
1 1/2 cup lentils
1/2 cup rice
1 can black or kidney beans
about a pound of vegetables, I usually used carrots and potatoes and collard greens
2 or 3 tomatoes
1 onion
2 bouillon cubes
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon msg
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/4 teaspoon cumin
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon marjoram
1/4 teaspoon basil
1/2 teaspoon oregano
and water
cook for an hour
sometimes I would put in a few squirts of sriracha sauce in it too
I ate this shit for years because I was dirt poor and this shit cost me like 5 bucks to feed me for days
>>9188575
also 1 teaspoon of granulated garlic