STOP MICROWAVING YOUR ICE CREAM
>tfw you can't even legally label your product ice cream
>>9194996
That shit's mostly air, right?
>>9194996
Bregers is the same way.
would you try one?
>>9194963
>>9194991
Nice
>go to KFC
>get Georgia Gold Tendies
>fat ugly bitch comes out, and tells me "The tendies were kind of small, so I added in an extra one"
>they were all regular sized, and she just gave me a free one
>she wanted the dick
Post stories like this.
I think that's just someone being nice, not flirtatious behavior.
>>9194917
You weren't there, bitch.
>>9194915
>live in bumfuck nowhere
>buy clean as fuck old bimmer
>area is so poor that driving an old bimmer makes you seem elite-class
>still go to jack in the crack for burgers at 3 am
>black girl working there: "ooooh das a nice car"
>flirts with me
>I should've hit the posie
What's the best mashed potato recipe? There's gotta be something that's more interesting than the standard one everyone makes always, right?
thats a tapato OP
>>9194906
looks more like a persimmon
>>9194925
they smell like cum
Honestly does ANYONE eat 38g of fiber a day?
Started working my way up to it, from eating around 5g a day. Hope it'll help my chronic constipation.
I find it extremely hard, almost inhuman, to get the daily recommended amount of fiber that were supposed to get.
Just get some fiber pills you'll shit like a king
Have a peanut butter sandwich with bananas. Eat more beans. Get rid of your snacks and instead have handfuls of lentils straight from the bag. Have a cup of fiber 1. Its really not that hard man
>>9194808
>Just get some fiber pills
This. I wouldnt kill myself with dietary changes. If this is a problem for you related to fiber, you will find out in short order if that is the reason with your timely, perfectly portioned, amounts of fiber and liquid with some reconstituted fiber supplement. You will know if you drink it down with some water if it is that or the other.
I think the RDA of fiber is attainable if you are a bread and cereal eater. Buying those high fiber sandwich breads are like half of your RDA at lunch time, because they have 8-15g in each slice. Add in a bowl of cereal, like Kashi To Good Friends, and a piece or two of whole fruit, and you're done. Finally, if you were not getting enough fiber and motility, you probably had a pretty bad diet or lifestyle, gorging some meals, skipping others, eating without nutritional 3 meals, 2 snacks kind of sense? Try just finding some handout of a good menu for the week and go with that, versus sporadic ideas to eat beans right now.
How do people drink this? It tastes like fucking sock water.
is is
Good way to stay hydrated. Would drink from the company fridge if hungover at work because it's free, was great for full weekend benders back when I wasn't old as balls.
Coconut water with a bit of pineapple juice is fantastic.
>taking summer classes at college
>sit next to skinnyfat numale looking dude
>turns out he's from Qatar
>turns out we both love making fun of gays, jews, and liberals
>invites me to dinner to dinner at a five star Brazilian steakhouse
Guys, I've never eaten anywhere above Denny's quality. Is there a certain way I need to eat? How do I learn advanced etiquette?
Also I gtg in about 2 hours, please respond
Just read the menu you stupid fuck.
Get a steak, some red wine or beer, and a complimentary side if it doesnt come with one.
>>9194442
Dont eat like the fucking pig you normally are.
Say please and thank you.
Dont kick the table.
And learn to wipe your mouth.
>>9194445
>>9194469
damn you guys are rude
I need them thanks
>>9194315
Weird fetish. Seek help.
>not keeping thos beans in your beanfold
I would love some suggestions!
What are some good things I can add to my Spaghetti sauce with Sweet Italian Sausage base?
I tried adding little shrimp, cooked in crushed garlic and butter, with mushrooms. It was OK.
I'm from Italy, wtf is an italian sausage? Sausage is sausage
>>9194360
In USA, Italian sausage is usually just sausage that has fennel seed in it.
>>9194360
So you're from Italy and can type perfect English AND you post on /ck/ but you've never heard of Italian sausage?
I somehow think this is BS.
how the fuck are you supposed to open the sauce packet
>>9194294
I always use scissors. One clean snip across the top.
>>9194313
Yeah, but that's frustrating since I'll have to use scissors and have to wash em after, when with all other instant ramen, I just rip them open and pour the shit in
>>9194338
this tiny task is already frustrating to you?
I'm glad I don't have to work with you.
Well? which do you think is gonna actually be palatable. therye supposed to be released on the 30th
they all sound bretty gud
but it seems like there's an overload of taco flavored chips
>>9194266
I honestly think the green tomato one would be the best of the 3 and this is coming from someone who loves everything bagels
Everything bagel for sure
Lets talk about what got us started into cooking.
>Move to uni when im 18
>Literally can only make ramen, sammich, and canned soup.
>After a few months, get sick of eating that shit all day every day.
>Decide to try to make an actual home cooked meal
>Go the the grocery store and buy a ton of random ingredients
>Have no fucking clue what im doing
>End up making penne noodles with diced, undercooked potatoes, slathered in a can of tomato sauce
>I skipped lunch in anticipation of this feast so im starving
>It tastes terrible
>I've made like 2lbs of it
>I spend the next couple of days eating it all because it was the only thing i had that didn't taste processed and overly salty
>Learned that its a good idea to get recipes planned before shopping.
>Slowly teach myself to cook through college. Now instead of mom cooking for me, i cook for mom.
Lets hear your beginning, /ck/
I'm honestly surprised that there are people who survived till the age of 18 without learning how to cook a simple meal.
I guess I just picked up hints here and there while helping my mother with cooking while growing up.
>be 4 or 5
>mom teaches me how to make pudding from powder
>>9194245
I see it a lot. Teens are largely lazy fucks that want instant gratification.
I just ordered a bunch of beer glasses for lots of money online.
Pic related are among them.
Is this a pretentious thing to do? Or something that affirms my masculinity as a whole?
You're fine. Beer glasses are masculine
>>9194209
You are 5'3 skinny fat with glasses.
Being masculine means you do whatever you want. Without questioning yourself or anyone else questioning you
If you have to look for confirmation on a linen sewing indonesian board, then you're a broke dick bitch nigga.
Why is ice so goddamn expensive? I keep having to steal it from the ice-machine at work because buying bags all the time really adds up.
>>9194194
>food
>ice
>>9194199
expand your palate pleb
>>9194194
It's a buck for a bag at McDonald's.
Rate my lasanga
Looks like slop
is lasagnanan open faced sandwich?
>>9194166
You got nothing right, not even the name.