Hi fags, today I will teach you how to legally take money from random Chinese people on the internet.
What you'll need:
- No Conscience
- About a month of patience
- Aliexpress.com
Step 1: go buy ANY counterfeit item off Aliexpress.com preferably the most expensive one you can find (don't worry, you'll get this money back)
Step 2: You can contact the seller through the website, to make sure the product has a replica branding.
Step 3: Once you have received the item, you can look for flaws by using the internet or common sense.
Step 4: Open a dispute on the website, select "received counterfeit goods" and claim you have been scammed by this person, because you thought it was the original brand (don't worry if they have stated anywhere that it's not the original product, you'll win the dispute anyway)
Step 5: congratulations, you can now either keep the item or sell it on ebay or something
I have done this countless times myself, if you need more proof post a reply and I'll send you a pic.
Worst that can happen on some items is that you'll pay a small fee and eventually your account will be deleted because of too much negative feedback, but you can just open a new account.
>>1281879
>Making $50
lmao
Come back to me when you make $5000 each time. Figure out a way to do this in bulk.
>>1281892
I'm pretty sure they'll make you send back the goods with bulk though. Maybe some other fag has some more knowledge on how to do this?
>>1281892
If you order 5 $50 dollar items each month you still make $250 each month doing nothing.
anyone know how to make easy money without getting a job? (Don't care how much, and don't care for illegal shit.)
>>1281818
having a job is actually the easiest way to make money buddy
>>1281836
it's he surest way not the easiest.
get an easy job that people think is a hard job. I do animation shit for a company that gets corporate contracts and make 3k a month working like 10 hours a week. graduated last year. have more free time than i know what to do with and still make more than most of my friends. plus i have time and extra income to dump into investments, side projects, freelance work, etc. if I ever want to make a little extra money. shit's cash bruh.
Robinhood General Thread - /rgt/
Buy High As Fuck Edition
Visit the website first - www.robinhood.com
Candlestick charting guideline:
> http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:introduction_to_candlesticks
FAQs
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, please go to Stocktwits, Plebbit, or one of our many chat groups.
> What's a good penny stock to invest in?
Don't buy penny stocks you cum guzzling mouth breathing retard.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using Yahoo/Google finance or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
Should have sold in May and went away edition!
Hope y'all niggas getting out of CERU
What's the next meme bros? Where is the almighty sixkek? He needs to discover the next CPXX
My $8 GoPro investments are finally paying off, lol.
Holy shit, China is about to go massively into Lisk. Somebody video captures the massive pump into Lisk ASAP.
>Cryptocurrency general thread
cool source. if you're shitposting to try and pump you need to put more effort into it.
>>1281519
>China is about to go massively into Lisk
why?
>>1281519
That bag must be getting heavy.
>javascript
Kek!
Hello everyone !
I will create my own company soon with a new concept of modular furniture, but first I'll do a Kickstarter campaign, I would like to have some opinions on it : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cuboak/89598128?token=2a7c0084
What do you think about the concept? The campaign? The rewards?
Thanks !
>>1281392
Looks interesting, but ugly as shit, go for it, what's the worst that can happen?
Aren't you french?
I've seen you talk about this on jvc years ago. Why are you creating your company just now?
I have $2k to burn /biz/, which coin should I waste it on for this summer?
Buy Waves on release so we can dump on your ass
>>1281285
where o i buy it?
Buy sia.
Girl from the staffing company i work for asked me to eat lunch next week on the company anyone know what this is about
>>1281107
Idk what your situation is but it could be that they don't need temp works anymore, just as a reward or to try and hire you full time.
she wanna fuck
Ive been "layed off " from a job while working for them before wich intails the people you are working for telling you that they dont need you anymore but as far as i know the job im working is long term aka work untill i get hired on
What is the best certificate program to take at a community college?
Right now my options are
> HVAC
> automotive technician
> massage therapy
> flight attendant
>>1281051
>> HVAC
Enjoy your fucked up joints
>> automotive technician
Enjoy your labor job capped at low pay
>> massage therapy
Enjoy your extremely fucked up joints
>> flight attendant
You are not a woman mostly likely to do this
Im doing this so I have a way to supplemtnt my income as a college student. I plan on going to grad school and dont want to live with my parents when I do.
>>1281058
HVAC
how does this hurt my joints? turning wrenches inst that bad. I feel like I could get a job at any restaurant with this on my resume.
>automotive technician
I drive a hoopty and I need to learn more about cars
>> massage therapy
I get to touch hot chicks occasionally
> flight attendant
free travel and it is not a women only job.
>>1281051
are you fucking with me?
HVAC is tremendous
other options are shit except for maybe automotive technician
I am looking to save money by working a lot of hours for as little work as possible. How did/does /biz/ make money as a scrub? I'm 20 years old with no experience.
>>1281046
invest in stuff form home
currencies and stocks
just become autodidact and learn whatever sheit will make you money
>>1281052
I know, but I need a source of income first.
>>1281060
Start by getting a job.
If you don't see what this coin will become I pity you. Let's make crypto great again.
Official Website: trumpcoin.rocks
Official TrumpCoin thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1367265.0
Exchanges that offer TRUMP:
https://yobit.net/en/trade/TRUMP/BTC
https://c-cex.com/?p=trump-btc
Rumors say TRUMP will be
7,000 Satoshi by Friday.
=฿0.00007000
=$0.0377
Our marketing campaign to spread the word to places like /pol/ and /r/The_Donald should begin soon. I can see the communities becoming enthusiastic about the idea of TrumpCoin (raising money for his campaign) and using it with each other.
Projected to reach $1 - $5 by October/November.
Reminder: Ron Paul Coin had peaks of ฿0.03 and ฿0.04
JOIN US OLD AND NEWCOMERS ALIKE. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!
>>1281023
>Tfw when you bought at the peak.
Not worried though. Trump has a high likelihood of being president. I want to see where it goes.
can anyone even come close to my 11.5K TRUMP??
>>1281030
how much did you buy for? Only a few cents more right?
Are first impressions everything?
Almost always.
No, but you'll be starting from a looong way back if you fuck it up.
nah, money is
Do you think you have the answers to the world's economic problems? Do you think you're an "intellectual"? Call in and challenge Anonymous.
so is it possibly to take a political party from another country and run as an independent party in the states with the same administration running that party?
>>1280836
Isn't anonymous the FBI? Thought we came to that conclusion with sabu.
>>1280875
THumP and its new constitution and platform can be supported anywhere in the world (at your own risk, of course). Check out their platform: http://humanityparty.com/#platform
(Does this answer your question?)
Only law school near me is pretty low tier.
Have a master's degree in biomed that isn't really getting used and was thinking about trying to get into patent or intellectual propery law particularly involving biotech/just science in general.
If I get in, do well like top 10% is it worth it? I know I've heard the market is shit but just figured I'd ask.
You're going to be collecting zombie debts.
>>1280694
If I can perform is it worth it tho? Not looking to get into some super popular glamorous specialty.
One of the last trafficked areas like estate planning or patent like I mentioned.
>>1280697
I'm not American, so this might not apply to you.
But going to law school is one of my big regrets. The field is ridiculously competitive and full of vain extroverted sociopaths who are willing to sacrifice much more than any sane person to make it to the top.
Also the actual work is awful. I spent most of my time in an office with no windows drafting various documents for my supervising partner. Spoke to people other than him maybe 3 times a week.
My best advice: don't do it.
Holy fuck, imagine a porn site where you can pay to submit your own script and instructions to be carried out in a porn vid, and/or anonymously post your ideas in a forum where the top rated post gets turned into a real production on a weekly basis.
Would sell fucking bagillions.
>>1280661
>Upvote the most degrading fuck up thing
>>1280671
So, admin team can veto whatever they want. Not a problem.
>>1280672
>So, admin team can veto whatever they want. Not a problem.
and push whatever the producers want to film this month
>retail investors
Seriously, why maintain your own portfolio if you can just pay someone with much more experience than you half a point MER to do everything for you while you sit back and do something meaningful with your life?
>>1280607
>just pay someone
Well that's no fun.
Would my "investment advisor" have picked up crude oil contracts this morning?
Almost certainly not.
You have to play safe with other peoples money
>>1280607
Find me one who consistently beats the S&P by enough to cover his fees.