I'm a young guy born as a lower class wagecuck and just want to know how to get out of this mess. College isnt an option (yet, maybe one day once im better standing financialy, dont need the debt either now..) but learning a trade etc. is.
Then learn a trade. I'd also suggest buying homes, fixing them up and renting them out.
Google "BRRR deal" for details
>>1692102
Where do you live OP? Maybe I can help. I do real estate
Most the fucks here saying "but houses, do em up, sell em" still live with their parents and are retarded
They pretend they know what they're talking about
Any ways chances are you don't have enough to buy a house anyway, and the logical thing to do is find a trade or field and pursue it, buy books, ask questions, look at opportunities and demand in your area etc. Increase your income before caring about flipping houses
So I'm in my third year of medschool in Europe, I still live with my parents (so basically just working for pocket money) and I have managed to save around 800€ this last 6 months, I will probably refuel it every once in a month but I don't plan to inject more than 2000€ of my income in it.
I would like to begin to invest a bit slowly but surely I don't really know how I should compose my wallet, I know however that I aim for middle term profits (not necessarily over months but not over decades too).
So where should I begin /biz/ ?
buy £
Buy cocaine and distribute it
In the library.
Ok fellas. Tax season nearly coming up.
I've earned like $17k in standard income this year.
~$16k from one job, like $300 from another, and then $500 from a final one.
I only have my t4 form (I'm in canada) from the $16k one. I don't have them for the others.
Would it be okay to just file my income as $16k, and neglect the other tiny income I've made? Will they get on my ass about it?
>Canadian
They'll probably send you a fucking fruit basket and apologize to you on your behalf for committing tax evasion, then give you a tax break for an additional five fucking years.
>>1692042
Kek but really, will it be bad
>>1692037
I don't know how it is in maple syrup land but in the US I report all income because an audit could come at any moment.
but here if they find out you lied they either charge you with fraud and toss you in prison, or in the more likely case that they can't prove you lied on purpose they set up a payment plan and you owe them back taxes plus interest and penalties.
of course over here you probably wouldn't owe taxes on income that small anyways.
>Be cryptofag NEET
>Pump all my money in crypto in 2013
>Lose shit tons of money
>Gain shittons of money
>Lose again
>Repeat till 2016
>Finally make the big bigest gains thanks to all the memecoins that came out this year and BTC exploding
>Pull out, can't handle this coke fueled shit any longer (in b4 muh $10,000 per bitcoin)
>Need to somehow collect money without the tax man noticing
>"Hey anon, my brothers and sister in-laws are going to Hungary"
>Mommy going to visit her home country
>Perfect opportunity
>Get brilliant idea from Wolf of Wallstreet
>"Uh mom, can ya do me a favor?"
So basically it should be legal for her and her siblings to carry just under $10k each. This isn't some third world shithole so the customs agents shouldn't have an issue, right? Gonna open me a swiss bank account too.
cant you just wire your BTC into Kraken and convert to euro? Is it taxed?
I cant relate my BTC being taxed since i wire it through New Zealand
>>1692010
Bruh its BTC its made to fuck over governments, there has to be an easier way.
And around what range are we talking? it could be difficult depending on this
>>1692020
When this Bitcoin ETF goes live early next year, a tsunami of hot Wall St money is going to rush into bitcoin. Big finance had no easy and legal way of buying into Bitcoin, until now.
With only a $16 Billion market cap, bitcoin is still very small, there are hedge funds bigger than BTC.
Get ready for some mad price rises. It's gonna balloon upwards
To the moon, bitchez.
Also, nocoiners on suicide watch
http://www.etf.com/sections/features-and-news/bitcoins-now-available-etf-wrapper
>>1692007
dat self-reinforcing confirmation bias, why would "hot Wall St money" rush into bitcoin?
keep your head cool kiddo, rule #1
>>1692011
why would "hot Wall St money" rush into bitcoin?
1. They can, now.
2. BTC negatively correlated with stocks, bonds, everything else.
3. Better store of value than fiat, and people are waking up to this. Ask Indians, Venezuelans, even the Euro and Pound have tanked this year. Money printing for ever.
4. Foundation to a new financial system.
>>1692007
Cute. You're not factoring in that Wall Street has this power of fucking everything up.
bitcoin price is steeply moving up...
why didn't you buy it yet?
>>1691963
just opened up a wallet lad. waiting for the Christmas mini-bubble to subside then I'm going in
>>1691963
because i don't gamble.
>>1691963
bepause i mon't bamble
Is it happening? How can we profit off of it?
Related Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcyYyyaPz84
(skip to around 8 min in)
China is being China. They'll go through their cycles of boom and bust. Ghost cities are basically the 21st century of the Great Wall of China. They gotta put all those peasants to work somehow.
>>1691943
This guy gets it. China plays by there own rules. You can't bring western ideas of thinking to China hoping things stay the same.
>>1691945
>>1691945
I understand there are limits being put in place on buyers and that there are other unconventional factors, such as the Hukou system and the fact that property buyers must pay 30% of their flat's cost as downpayment that tend to cool down the market, however one cannot deny that something is going on with such huge empty buildings everywhere. Also, many circumvent the restrictions put in place.
For the sake of learning, please let me know what methods, assuming there is a true bubble, you would use to profit off of the bubble.
pic unrelated
is clubbing a waste of time
>>1691888
Depends on what your goal is.
>>1691888
In NYC, there are too many vapid Jewish cunts so it's a waste of time and money (shits way overpriced) here.
Connecting with the world's elite in a club is an investment.
Clubbing with society's degenerates is probably a waste of time.
How much does it cost to make your own simple website?
With a forum, paid membership etc
It depends.
Decent websites made by real developers and not pajeets range from 900USD up to 3k USD.
>>1691854
about tree fitty
I ran my own simple website on my home internet connection for years using an old computer from 1997. In 2012 I upgraded to a brand new $300 server. The only cost apart from electricity is $15/year for the domain name.
Marijuana Stocks
Anyone trading these with success
>>1691837
you mean with 10k I could have made 35 million dollars? FUCK
>>1691837
didnt the bubble burst a month or two ago?
havent seen any threads about this shit for a while now
>>1691870
3.55 million you knob lmao
How easy is it to get your ideal gf once you're rich? I know you could find her by chance, but your odds increase significantly with wealth, right? How rich do you have to be? Anyone rich anons have stories of easily finding girls that you like? (not just one night stands)
And more importantly, what about finding 2 gf's?
>>1691796
Steps to getting gf
>be born with an above average face
>the ones that look cute as a kid but burly as a man
Done , or just work out
>>1691808
Sounds like a sore spot for you. Sorry about your face, anon. I'll keep waiting for someone who knows what they're talking about.
>>1691796
I'd want a girlfriend who loves me even if I'm a pauper. Also,
>nearly 2017
>falling for the woman meme
It's like you want to be poor.
>>1691106
c0p3
>>1691770
Feels so fucking good man
Literally just holding while no coiners cope lolol
What are the chances of hitting 1k today?
>nocoiners
>ever learning
>ever
>he is a day trader
>I'm a professional bitcoin trader
>he owns no bitcoin
is this how wagies cope?
What is this new shitcoin and why arent you guys shilling it? Bitcoin is overbought this might be the new apollo 13
>new
monero is the future.. This is your chance to buy Bitcoins at 7$ a pop.. you have been told
> not using an ad blocker
What are you doing to prepare for a total financial meltdown?
>>1691700
Making cider, lots of cider.
>>1691700
Jerking to hentai