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Comet Pizza coin comes from the loins of aliens from another dimension.

They prey on young souls in the eternal quest for booty.

They never find enough and the cycle starts all over again.

>>1693808
>What is this invisible force behind this godcoin?
fear anon it's fear.

people are afraid of losing everything to hyperinflation and hindered / forbidden to buy gold or foreign currency by their government turn to bitcoin as their last hope.

there is literally nothing else going on.

>>1693808
what is your first language, friend?

>>1693798

how did you manage your penile health?

>>1693824
Penile health was never an issue.
The job was easy. I could go in break anytime I wanted

>>1693798
How did you fap 3x a day, did you get noticeably smaller cumshots or did you take supplements?

>>1693728
a mattress.

>>1693728
Knee pads

>>1693728
lip balm

>>1693575
age is just a number
why do you want to go to university though?

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>>1693575
i dunno but im hopefully going back soon and im 27

asking here is guaranteed negative advice

>>1693577
hnng those 12 yo, though

>>1693554
>as i know this is a serious board
You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Whats the deal with living in the UK? Are you confined to your birth place? Are you not willing to move? You should want to move where the money is, you should be eager too.

However, if you truly cannot move further than Her Majestys Great Britain, then I'd advise accounting over CS, simply because nowhere in the UK compares to NY or Silicon Valley for technology companies and technology startups.
My $0.02, take it or leave it.

>>1694115
You have to factor in cost of living.

Making $140k in San Fran is about the same as making $77k in Dallas which also has a rising tech industry with a family friend making $120k as a senior developer. Housing is 76% cheaper as well.

>>1693554
Accounting. Comp sci is being oversaturated by pajeets

>>1693513
dont worry bro, those 8462 bits will be worth 17 billion one day. just keep holding!

What am I looking at?

>>1693797

Someone who missed takeoff to the moon

>>1693512
so like what yik yak used to be? i suppose if you market it correctly and start out with college towns you could have success

>>1693527
is there any law against bullying? it would encourage people to say things like : sam is such a fucking bich she is stupid she is joe's fag hag in the same way an enabling mother spoils a destroys a childs life

>>1693546
Free speech

Just no inciting violence

>>1693477
Thanks for the intentionally humorous generic answer

>>1693486
you dont need that much math to get a good degree

khanacaademy should have enough tutorials to get you the through any degree except mathematics itself

>>1693426
White people dont spend their money on stupid status bullshit and luxury goods as much as black people and care more about quality.

>>1693538
Yet they have fast food joints and H&M?

/pol/ is to the right

>be OP
>be in a white town
>"wow, all the malls are closing. must suck to be a business in a white town!"
>ignorant of the fact that malls are closing literally everywhere
this is a great example of sampling bias. OP, you are a dumbass

Increase your income

>>1693372
If you are lazy (like me) invest in the real estate market or buy something.

If not, invest in a company if you feel you can do something with your time.

>>1693372
What's your income like? How many hours of week do you work and do you have any family/other major expenses?

Odds are you can probably spend less and save more to reach FI faster.

Left

Neither

If you're looking to trade large amounts of cheap as shit stocks, then TD Ameritrade since they have no fees on that type of shit.

TD Ameritrade also allows for Forex trading if you're into that type of shit. Other than these two, there are slight advantages in your choice of mutual funds and ETFs. TD Ameritrade's programs are kinda neat as well but E-Trade has a similar client.

>>1693154
Either impossibly lucky or pyramid scheme

>>1693163
or lots of insider knowledge :)

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>>1693154
CAN YOU GUYS EVEN COMPREHEND THE COMPOUNDING JEWRY WITH >30% EVERY YEAR? $1000 DOLLAR INVESTED IN 1988 IN THIS MEDALLION FUND WOULD HAVE BECOME CLOSE TO $2 MILLION IN 2016

>>1693105
Pack of mint gum , shit is my drug

A blow job from a meth addict. Matter of fact I may just rape a passed out one. Feels good living in Detroit.

>>1693105
dollar store knee pads

why would anyone enter this when there's far more fun and efficient ways of gambling?

>>1693044
the point of lottery is that the payout is nice
I dont see that happening with your system

It wouldn't be popular since the risk/reward sense in humans is very lopsided. Winning a relatively large amount feels ok, but losing even a small amount can be traumatic.

So, with a lottery like this, people would just think about the potential losses and would never play.

>>1693023

He must get laid easily if he gives no fucks about getting rich.

>>1693023
>owns 7th most visited website

Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. bylaws ARTICLE VI:
>Section 1. Dedication of Assets.
>The property of this Foundation is irrevocably dedicated to charitable purposes and no part of the net income or assets of this Foundation shall ever inure to the benefit of any Trustee or officer thereof or to the benefit of any private individual other than compensation in a reasonable amount to its officers, employees, and contractors for services rendered.
>Section 2. Distribution of Assets.
>Upon the dissolution or winding-up of this Foundation, its assets remaining after payment, or provision for payment, of all debts and liabilities of the Foundation shall be distributed to a nonprofit fund, foundation, or entity which is organized and operated exclusively for charitable purposes and which has established its tax exempt status under Section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1954, or corresponding provisions of subsequent federal tax laws.

Jimbo doesn't own shit.

>>1693047
>Jimbo doesn't own shit.
kek, this sentence made me laugh

Also, I don't understand that raw administrative text at all. Can somebody translate it to normal English? What does "charity" mean in this context?