Remember to sell exactly 0.00003749 ETH over and over again at the same time everyone!
There's bot whales driving down the price of ETH strategically so they can buy in lower. Nobody sets up a hundred sell orders of the exact same amount at nearly the exact same price.
Pic related.
Something big is going to happen to ETH soon.
I got $200 dollar left would like to invest in ETH .. whats the best way? Can i buy directly eth odr should I go USD into BTC into ETH? Bit btc is soo high atm..
>>1928096
I'd say just pay the credit card transaction fee instead of waiting for bank transfer to clear and buy it over the counter on site. Yes you can buy ETH directly from loads of sites, cex.io, coinbase, bitfinex I think, loads of place s will sell it. Localbitcoins and Paxful are another option but only for bitcoin I think. So if you want to go right into ETH you can buy one from those sites in just a few minutes.
>>1928098
>>>1928096
>I'd say just pay the credit card transaction fee instead of waiting for bank transfer to clear and buy it over the counter on site. Yes you can buy ETH directly from loads of sites, cex.io, coinbase, bitfinex I think, loads of place s will sell it. Localbitcoins and Paxful are another option but only for bitcoin I think. So if you want to go right into ETH you can buy one from those sites in just a few minutes.
How the fuck are you supposed to go to school, work, and shitpost on 4chan while still getting enough sleep to be productive?
>>1928052
all within reason faggot
>>1928052
>He doesn't fake ADHD to get prescribed amphetamines
>>1928063
I just want to feel normal, my house is too god damn noisy and populated by unemployed lazy fucks who stay up until 3 in the morning getting drunk and I sleep on the couch.
I can't concentrate on anything, I'm doomed to a life of mediocrity if I can't find a way to get sleep soon.
>tfw still have to wage slave for 4 more days before any respite of freedom
>tfw I don't work Fridays
>tfw it's already Tuesday night here in nz
>tfw the boss isn't in tomorrow
Just tucking into a vindaloo in front of the fire as a storm rages outside. Feels good man
>tfw medical certificate that gets me a paid day off for both Tuesday and Wednesday
maximum comfy
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>>1925515
What's his trading strategy?
Why the fuck cant I get this in Canada?
H-Hi guys. The technicals on AMRS is still solid. A break below .49 is possible but I suggest a stop loss at .485. Anyways, we can start doing an uptrend again if TA follows for the next month. http://investors.amyris.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=1019768
The have a new collaboration that is allowing them to enter a new market. Estimated 3 billion dollar market. Don't tell SEC. There are more things coming in Q2.
I'm coming into a very large sum of money in 6-8months time. Im going to put it all into BTC so I don't spend it. Howmuch money would I need in order to be a whale?
Just a thought.
>>1927718
You would need literally millions to be even a small whale. Possibly tens of millions.
That is a terrible, terrible fucking idea. I hope you're kidding.
>>1927727
OP's pic is also a stupid idea. You waste more time getting it all down the drain than taking a proper dump.
>shitting in nugget form
/biz/ as fuck
So I crunched the numbers and compared paying social security tax to investing in the S&P 500 and my mind was blown. Even the lowest quintile American household stands to benefit from privatizing social security. Furthermore, I realized an insidious fact about social security.
Your progeny cannot inherit your social security benefits! This means generational wealth cannot be built up. This seems like a mundane fact, but it's very important. Money invested from privatized social security can be passed down to children who can then utilize the boost in income and grow their investments even higher. Don't forget the fact that with privatized social security all the investments a person made is given to his descendants, while with social security the money just disappears. All the social security tax they paid essentially goes "poof" if they die before applying for benefits.
Lets say you are 65 years old and have a 35 year old son. If you paid social security tax your whole life and then died, your son would get jack fucking shit. Yet, if you invested in the S&P 500 your son would get $499,523. This is exact moment where the regressive nature of social security is revealed. With that inheritance, the son could move up an entire quintile by investing and taking part of the growth as income.
>>1927669
so what are you saying
we should stop paying SS tax and invest it in the S&P?
>>1927669
Gay as fuck bro.
So let's say I retire at 65 with the 500.000$ and die at 90 like your example. So 500000 / 25 / 12 = 1666.66$ per months if I used all the capital. That's not a lot more than the ´median rate ´, and nothing left for my childrens.
>>1927669
No fucking shit. Do you also complain that income tax is a scam?
What's /biz/'s thoughts on college graduates working fast food jobs while looking for work?
>>1927462
I have no thoughts on it. Stop caring about what other people think.
>>1927462
liberal arts major i assume? try r9k.
It is what it is.
To all the small /biz/ness owners: At what point did you quit your wageslave job to work on your business full time? Is it when you started making a notable profit? Is it when you started making as much/more than the wages of your "regular" job? Was it a leap of faith?
Need some advice on this fellas
People talk about quitting jobs like it's some great milestone is business. It's not. The key to starting your own business is to do as much as possible with as little as possible, including your time. Making enough money to quit your job is not the milestone to be aiming for. It's having so much work to do that you have no choice but to quit your job if you want to continue, and then deciding you want to continue more than you want to keep your job.
>>1927480
Thing I Read In a Book That Make No Sense for $500, Alex.
>>1927485
Let me break that down for you:
1. You have limited resources.
2. Don't quit your dayjob until you both need and want to.
3. Discount this advice at your peril.
>While not surprising - her departure had been floated previously - moments ago ReCode confirmed that Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer "will not be continuing with the new company that was announced today prematurely in a tweet by AOL CEO Tim Armstrong today."
-http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-03/marissa-mayer-out-combined-aol-yahoo-company-called-oath
Admit it, /biz/, you were all just intimidated by her raw sexuality.
400 million loss on the sale of the company because somebody didn't care to responsibly disclose. This pleases me as an IT security monkey.
I literally use this with management to influence decisions and throw in her personal losses for the final bit if I need to.
>>1927428
/r/ing an x-ray of that shirt :3
>>1927693
Hell, she'd probably take it off right now if you hired her as CEO.
This is the current buy wall on ETH, taken off Poloniex's site right now. Over $3 million US dollars and one of the largest buy walls I have ever seen.
And yet the price continues to drop.
Does anyone here not see that there are very rich whales manipulating the price of this coin to buy it extremely low before it goes extremely high later this month?
That's what I've been trying to tell to all this niggs panicking.. just hold! and I don't even hold ETH in my portfolio.
just wait 2 to 3 weeks, eth will rise, don't panic sell your eth to all the gook whales.
Eth is great technology, just look at all the icos currently active based on smart contracts/eth: just to mention a few: taas, wetrust, lunyr, matchpool. This will give an edge to eth, it will finally demonstrate that it represents real and applicable technology.
>>1927266
I'm always a little sceptical about any sort of chart reading/technical analysis. There's a lot of studies which show it is pretty much useless superstition.
That said, this does seem weird. ETH has been rising then held steady for a while. There is also plenty of favourable news on the horizon and the price DROPS? It doesn't make much sense.
I'm tempted to buy more but I've kind of lost my nerve. Definitely not a time to sell though.
Just look at the dozens of threads saying ETH is dead, its pretty clear there's a coordinated FUDing campaign going on, just don't look at the price for a couple months.
Anyone else just day trading straight BTC, or ETH I guess? Pick one or 2 if you want. You set a limit to buy and a stop loss, you set a limit to sell and a stop loss, rinse and repeat. Slow and steady gains, no stress. No worries about shorting or anything either, just going long, pulling out, going long, pulling out.
And it's that goddamn simple.
the problem is that people get emotional.
>Ahh, I made 5% but I could have made 60% if I bagheld, so next time I'll baghold
then
>Fuck, I just lost 70%! This shit is a scam.
Same shit happens in the stock market. People want the immediate gratification.
>>1927238
I'm actually down kind of a lot out of shifting from shitcoin to shitcoin trying to make it back so I shouldn't talk much but this strategy just works for me.
>>1927282
we all go through it. its those of us that can identify the problem and fix it that end up long term winners.
I have never bought a crypto currency, but I want to buy ripple now that it is low. What exchange allows me to use pay pal to buy it? I don't like putting my debt card into a website. I'm spent a good amount of time today fucking around with this, but everyone wants my debit and some even want my ssn. Theirs no way I am giving out my ssn.
Kraken. Wire transfer. I literally just cashed in $50K in the latest pump.
Buy before wednesday.
>>1927221
Why Wednesday?
>>1927244
yeah why
I lost 75% of my fortune in DASH. help me gain a guaranteed 4-5X on your shit coins. You are my last hope before my wife finds out and dumps my ass.
>help I just lost 75% of my wealth and I want to double down
My help to you is to advise you to seek help for your gambling addiction.
>>1927128
only real answer
So I recently lied my way through an interview with a small credit union for an AML position.
Unfortunately I have only a basic understanding of money laundering and of economics as a whole.
Please recommend some economics 101 books preferably specific to money laundering and terrorist financing so I can appear to know what the fuck I am talking about once the job starts.
I've already read through my national FIU's guidelines but I'm having trouble figuring out what constitutes a suspicious transaction due to my lack of a broad understanding of economics.
>>1927073
>Help I lied on my resume and now I'm in way over my head
You're not supposed to lie about your actual skills, you dumb nigger.
>>1927142
Alright, so are you going to side with the HR cucks who wouldn't have hired me because I didn't pay for the privilege of 4 years of basket weaving courses? Anybody can learn the basics of an entry level position if they put their brain to use. So help me out!
>>1927191
>Anybody can!
>Pls help!
Help yourself.
I'm Selling My House to Buy Litecoin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v5y3icu6YY
200% up already. By the time segwit is activated = rich.
This is how it's done.
>>1927036
Jesus.
God speed my man.
f
>sell your home
>get over 200% gains
>keep riding it
Way to be a greedy fuck, I hope you have at least a stop loss order set.