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ethereum will go to 80 by the end of this Friday.
screen grab this.
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U wot m8
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put me in the screencap
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>>1931845
>mfw I screen grabbed all of op's money
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The interest on my savings account is 0.2%.
What brand of old mattress would you recommend for storing my money in, because this shit is obviously pointless.
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Vanguard S&P 500 ETF VOO
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Get an account with Ally bank. They offer a 1% interest rate.
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/biz/lit sales edition 2017-04-05 09:17:59 Post No.1931740
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Pic related, disappointingly motivational, there are a few master strokes of skeezy sales manipulation but there's too much self-help fluff, shit about "belief" and "respect", I just want to learn how to sell my talents at the rate they're really worth, instead of coming by jobs whenever I can.
Any literature or exercises I can learn to become an ace salesman?
Anyway, a neat story from the book
>Be little girl, always buy Candy from store A
>Mother says "buy candy from store B"
>Girl says "no, Store B rips me off"
>Mother like wtf!?
>Girl be all like, "because when I go to store B he gives me less candy, he weighs it then takes a few out. When I go to store A he weighs it then adds more on"
I think that's just genius.
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bamp... come on where are my alpha salesbros at?
>pic unrelated... or is iiiiiit?
>No certainly not
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>>1931965
they're busy cold calling 1000 ppl
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>>1932003
hahaha
>Hello sir, how would you like to double your net worth in only six months
>What are you selling?
>I'm not selling anything, I'd just like to share with you a great opportunity that thousands of people like you are taking to make millions of dollars and make their dreams come true
>What are you selling?
>Do you want to get rich? Do you want to give your family everything they ever wanted Mister Anon?
>How did you get this number?
>You'll just be happy that I found you when you hear about the wonderful opportunity I am sharing with you today?
>I'm not interested, fuck off
>Can you afford to lose up to one million a ye-
>--CLICK
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if i'm poor and i write a book on how to becoming rich and become rich from its sales, will it be a one storey pyramid scheme
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>>1931728
How do you intend to do that though anon?
Where will you sell it, how will you distinguish it from the thousands of get rich quick schemes published every year by equally unqualified snakeoil salesmen?
How will you deal with the constant accusations of being a "scam"?
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>>1931728
Top kek.
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>>1931728
That knawledge garage guy did that, it worked for him so why not
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I guess you lads know some excel.
Can I make macros not be specific to certain cells? So that I can paste figures from a source, run a macro to organize, then paste new figures and run the macro but in a way that the organized figures end up in another place instead of overwriting the first figures?
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>>1931725
Use the 'record' macro tool. It will record every action you take, making a macro of it.
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>>1931727
I did, but the macro seemed locked to the specific cells I recorded.
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>>1931739
There should be a way to do what you want. You are just going to have to play around a bit.
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oh brahs, why isn't it the 8th of feb anymore?
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You, a few years ago:
>waah, bitcoin used to be cheap back in the day! why didn't i buy!! ;_;
You, today:
>waah, ether used to be cheap back in the day! why didn't i buy!! ;_;
You, tomorrow:
>waah, [whatever] used to be cheap back in the day! why didn't i buy!! ;_;
Stop wallowing in the mire and BUY BUY BUY BUY
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>>1931705
i actually did buy though, sadly not enough
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>>1931701
was ether just $1 some days(or months) back?
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Struggling to find my trading edge. Any advice /biz/? 2017-04-05 07:39:04 Post No.1931630
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Struggling to find my trading edge. Any advice /biz/?
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I've spent 1000s of hours trying to come up with a robost trading strategy. It works out well when I backtest my strategies but when I actually trade, an entirely different story happens. It turns out my profits never reach their targets, and my stop losses get breached frequently. If I lower my stops even further and profit targets, my stops still get breached and my P/L ratio drops. I practically blew my account when I removed my stops and tried to ride out the dips...
I've even looked into options but again the main problem I'm facing is getting the direction of the trade right. Tried selling calls / puts but it just fucked my trading account even more because I got the direction wrong whenever a sudden pump or dump happened.
So any advice /biz//?
>inb4 sexually suggestive phallus suction remark
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>>1931630
Yeah just make it buy low and sell high
I would do it myself but I'm to intelligent too get involved in making money
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Reading stories of BTFO daytraders makes me feel comfy
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>>1931630
>thinks he can beat the market with lagging indicators and chart patterns
neck yourself loser
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How do you guys deal with /r9k/-tier losers in real life?
I've come to the realization I'm wasting too much time on people who just want to complain or make excuses or tell me shit I don't care about.
How do I deal with them? Nod, agree and ignore? Set a rule for which when they do something a certain number of times I immediately cut all contact?
There's a lot of people who it feels like fucking dejavu talking to. I spend time giving them advice then they come back again and again, always with a stupid fucking excuse. Or they refuse to acknowledge a problem. It's the most frustrating thing in the world. I TOLD YOU HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT / FIND A JOB / DO [THING]… YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM STOP ASKING ME
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"I don't like giving advice, people blame you if it doesn't go right"
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>>1931618
Don't encourage them. Don't help them, don't respond to their texts. If you're stuck around them physically for some reason (e.g. mutual friends) just say 'yeah that sucks' and then completely change the subject.
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you can tell them to kill themselves for being so inconsiderate of a feeling of a homo superior like you
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Pivx looks like it is headed back up get on boys
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>>1931614
>buy my bags
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Nah it's still way down. I'm glad I sold mine now desu.
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dont touch this shit , it stinks from a mile away , scamcoin at its best
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anons, what are some ways to make a shit load of money online? it can be illegal or legal but risky
but it has to return profits of 5 grand or more in a short period of time
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>go to amazon
>type the following
>knee pads
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>>1931549
Just go gay for pay, anon.
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>>1931549
Business administration services.
Usually requires a background in contracting in the industry you're serving though.
I know of several small businesses that went on to make billions doing nothing but bidding work with high compliance requirements and then subbing it to other businesses they find online.
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>Be me
>Go on backpage
>looking for sum S U C C
>girl wants $300
What would you do with $300?
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buy a nintendo switch
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>>1931350
$300 is pretty cheap. That's like one nice night out on a date.
pic related is a $1500 a night girl so if that's her you're getting a deal
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>>1931369
Were you making some meta joke or did you just forget the picture?
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How much money should you budget for a girlfriend?
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>>1931324
70 cents for every dollar.
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a decent amount. date lower class girls who are cute until you have the chops to get hot girls of the income level you want. just bum it and be a baller to them. its a lot easier to impress a college girl or a cute waitress than an ivy league chick. and who cares you can fuck low class cute girls until you get rich then move you way up. the path of least resistance man.
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Ok so i have a dilemma, I graduated form an ivy league school and have a great job making over 70k a year with a lot more to come. i grew up lower middle class and this amount of money seems amazing to me. I can live like a lower middle class king and fuck as many middle class chicks as i want. by the time i get to the point where i can fuck hot rich girls ill have the money and chops to do so. but my friend who is a super rich fag wasp is guilting me into trying to become like him even thought i can't really afford to be (i kind a would) but also dont really want to be (why not be king of the level you are comfy with?) idk what to do guys. its like i just want some fucking points on the board
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>MFW there were multiple threads yesterday about ETH crash and you sad sad cucks DIDN'T BUY THE DIP. just quit crypto if you didn't stock up
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>>1931292
This is what I've been saying.
We're going to the moon by the end of this month, guaranteed.
Newfags panic and just don't listen.
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>>1931296
i just don't get it... it's not even a difficult concept. poor people will remain poor. nocoiners will remain poor.
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tfw sold at 0.055 and bought back in at 0.039
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Super noob question here. When you guys are looking at stock charts, what date range are you typically looking at? (1 day vs 5 day vs 1 year, etc). and why?
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>>1931272
I just click a random ones and pick whichever I think is going to get me a lambo
Here check out my sweet TA chart
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>>1931272
Depends on what kind of decision you want to make.
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>>1931272
The longer I've been watching a stock or a currency, the smaller the date range.
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>Canadian with 100k
>want to invest in U.S. stocks
Direct Investing
>if I use a direct investing account I get taxed 15% on dividends and probably taxed elsewhere
RRSP
>can only contribute 18% of my income every year
>wouldnt be able to build the portfolio I want with a few thousand
TFSA
>like direct investing cannot avoid the 15% tax on dividends
>already conned into investing everything in mutual funds
>cannot reinvest more than 5500 a year without paying a fine
Wish I was an American right now
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ya canada blows chunks man fellow canadian here
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>>1931227
Lmfao
>TFSA
>>like direct investing cannot avoid the 15% tax on dividends
buy Canadian exchange traded ETFs you retarded mongoloid. Buy VFV and you'll hold the s&p500, denominated in CAD and not pay any tax on gains/dividends.
>>cannot reinvest more than 5500 a year without paying a fine
You can invest your currently accumulated contribution room. Depending on how old you are. If you're 20 it's almost 30k.
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>>1931227
>live in marxist non-white country
>expect not to be taxed up the ass for private attempts to build wealth