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FB/IG fap thread

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I posted this on /adv/ but no one gave me the help I desperately needed so I am begging my fellow 4channers for help here on /b/.
Hello, everyone.
This is tough. I do not know where to begin. It's hard to talk about but I will try.
I am in love with a girl. She does not love me back. She is gorgeous, beautiful, hilarious, sexy, shy and anxious.
That girl is Ciara Horan. I know it sounds cliche but I lay in bed at night thinking of her and picturing us together.
I imagine us being on r9k together and mocking all the peasants. She has the perfect hair, face and everything.
I read the blog posts she has not deleted yet. I hate everyone who ever hated on her. I hate the boys she writes she dated, the jealousy builds up inside of me and I feel as though I am dying. I want to beat up every single one of her past boys, even the ones she never talked to or interacted with. I want her to be completely mine, us hugging in the sun for the rest of our lives until we die
She is far better than any hot anime chick and, quite honestly, she changed me. I want to see more of her, I want her back. I want her in my room right here and now. She is the only thing I want in this world.
So, 4chan bros, how do I get her? She is all I want, she is my soulmate and the entire reason I am alive. My one true love.

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If anyone here watches anime can they reccommend me some

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"Operation Nazi Bird"

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Roses are red,
the TARDIS is blue,
I have two hearts
and they're both for you.

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more like this please

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Kan i også godt lide Danske piger uden tøj på eller hvaaaa

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She wants to be your Valentine, what do?

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Subway is hosting a free 6-inch deal sub here in Scotland for Valentine’s Day
Taking cash out of ATM next to shop
>‘Homeless’ man begging for change in the doorway of Subway

>Give him a few coins and a winning scratch-card I had

>Leave come back to subway for lunch

>See ‘homeless’ man getting a premium sub

>MFW he’s wearing a Superdry jacket and £50 Adidas trainers

>At the till, the manager is saying quietly to the cashier just give him it, I’ll explain later.

>When leaving ‘homeless’ man asks me for more money

Now I don’t have an explanation for this apart from Subway are hiring people to pretend to be homeless and then splitting the donations. It might be a bit tinfoil but Subway are some of the worst greedy corporate bastards and people in Edinburgh are renowned for their generosity towards beggars, despite a recent study showing 8/10 homeless people in the UK have homes.

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Have any of you ever been caught masturbating?

I fear one of my neighbours might have seen me but not sure. I had curtains in the room where I have my desk and I thought you couldn't really see anything through them but now I'm not sure what it was like at night. They've been replaced by roll down screens some while ago so now I'm good.

How do I deal with this? I hardly ever see my neighbours(big garden on their side so their house is like 30m away from me) so I can't judge by how they look at me and I can't just ask them.

I assume if they had seen me they maybe would've left a note to stop in case a child saw or something?

Do you think that a screen that is about 3m away from a window and then curtains and then 30m distance they could make out anything that was on my screen? Could they have seen my shadow masturbating?

If so I've royally screwed my reputation over as a normal decent citizen(small town, everybody knows each other and talks) but I've no way of knowing if anybody saw. Nothing so far indicates it.


Thoughts/experiences on this?

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NY thread. Post nudes and
area code

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UFO Thread: Do you believe that we have been visited by other civilization in the past or in the present.

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I fucking took Mexicana truffles. I didn't know it was this heavy.

Im alone what do I do?

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Lena Meyer-Landrut

LEAK-THREAD

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g'morning anon.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.