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>>722404950
Heh its funny because most of my girl friends (Not gfs) are alone today too.

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>>722404950
xD sorry bud

actually, I have a girlfriend. Last year, nada, wasn't too good for me. This year however, I have risen above the normies and have become, THE REAL LIFE ALPHA (dun dun dun) for once!
Sorry for all you other /bros but, ahem, I got a date with a lady today :)

As it has been for 19 years. Why would this year be different?

>>722405324
roll

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roll

>>722405391
reroll

>>722404812
With my charming personality

>>722404812
Aggression

>>722404812

By not being a faggot who obsesses over other mens cocks

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>>722403288
You might be in this group. You are the dumbest piece of shit over the earth please die with no insurance. Rot in all the hells..

>>722404443
>honestly thinking healthcare saves lives

When I do finally walk into the ER, I get the exact same treatment as you, you fucking idiot. Only difference is I get billed afterwards, and haven't paid 10 times the amount slowly over my life. I'm not a poorfag, unlike you.

>>722403288
>Somehow manages not to see all the WTF is this on my body, I can't go to the doctor cause no healthcare threads on /b/

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>>722403341
I fucking love your answers so far you cunts! Keep it up!

>>722403341
Shit ! That's a valid question ! (certainly not OP)

Honestly this game is so awesome! The duels you get into, I might have to set up a YouTube channel just for commentaries on this game

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>>722403439
Just got a new high score! Top of the leaderboard at 1k+ second place was only on 300+
F1337 dominates the intergalactic dogfights!

No one eh? Fine, well it's a good game with a bunch of noobs on it cos it's fairly new, so it's easy to smash and come out on top at the moment, not doubt when it stops being a craze and wittles down to the hardcore nerds it'll put me well and truly in my place.

>>722403352
Yeah, but it'll probably taste like vinegar. Perfectly OK to cook with though.

>>722403598
She dosent have a head /10

>>722403598
full bladder

>>722403598
>has a penis

>>722403551
i like it except for the "last divorce" bit
doesn't fit the theme
a true cuck keeps a wife for the sole purpose of being cucked by her

>>722403551
dumb

>>722403442
Okay.. go on

>thick
that's a funny way of saying fat and disgusting

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>>722403588

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>>722403014
Have been a big drinker...but I've got an addictive personality so I never do anything by half.....

Now I'm on 1 joint a day....

>>722403466
http://imgur.com/o6mpmfU

>>722403466
watermark is nubilefilms so start there.

>>722403466
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1641346385

Happy valentines my /b/rother, treat your right hand right and she will be with you always.

>>722403990
Probly just gonna sit here and wonder where I went wrong. My gf and i seem so distant. A few months ago I found out she was talking to another guy. I gave her the option between me and him. She chose me, things sorta tried to go back to normal but she's just different now...

I'm going to pick up my girlfriend after work. I'm going to get candles, wine and make something tasty for us to eat. After I'm going to give her a massage and fuck her brains out. Then tomorrow we're going to go shopping for 50% off chocolate

>>722403119
You like gladiator movies?

>be 5
>be 17teen inch cok
>be 6 year sister
>get bonr
>sexxed her
>bust peanut
Feces was currency