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Name something a newfag can't know
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finger box
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>>722414263
A way to fap to traps without being fag
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>>722414263
crackychan is the only true queen
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You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth?
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>>722413495
Which door would the other guard say leads to the City of Truth?
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I kick both doors open, run into City of Truth and yell "BLITZKRIEG" while Third Reich anthem is playing and german tanks and soldiers take over the city like they took over France....
yes I'm german
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I like the version with the penguins better
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Im a social autist and im on shrooms what do i when a girl leaves a notebook behind on the library
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>>722413445
You kill yourself for being an unoriginal cunt.
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>>722413506
Im serious guy im on shrooms alone in the library
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>>722413566
Im serious guy im on 4chan alone in my room
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This guy appers out of nowhere and he slaps your gf ass. What you do?
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>shoot him
>claim aggravated robbery defence
>Texas fag here
>Law is on my side
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Thank Kanye for his gift of 1 qt3.14 for Valentines.
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>>722413091
>Kanye appears out of nowhere
>slaps gf's ass
>apparently I did good job with her
>Tell him to give me an autograph
>take the autograph
"Kanye, you look so 2009"
>imagine Im Desiigner
"RRRRrrrrrrraaaah!"
>dab
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Best Greentext thread.
Dumping what i have.
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Weird and wonderful backgrounds (including phones). Post your best!
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>tfw you reach the point of depression where you want to kill yourself but you're so numb that it's not even sad anymore and now the thought of dying is the only thing that makes you happy
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You are the master of your own destiny. Don't kill yourself :)
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>>722412983
just kill yourself you ungrateful fucking piece of shit
your life probably isnt even 1% as bad as mine
kill yourself. end it. you dont deserve it
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>>722412983
Yeah, because your death is the only thing you truly have control over
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>lynn Resigns Over Russia Talks – White House Tried to Cover It Up
''Flynn was forced to resign after a story broke on multiple outlets during the latter half of last week alleging that Flynn had shared confidential information with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. The White House sat on the information for quite some time, with Trump telling reporters he was not familiar with the scandal an entire 48 hours after it had initially broken – an outright lie.''
https://trofire.com/2017/02/14/flynn-resigns-russia-talks-white-house-tried-cover/
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Flynn*
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What's /b/'s plans for valentines day?
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>>722413253
Play WoW, drink, and shed manly tears knowing the girl who just dumped me is out getting drunk and nailed by another man tonight
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>>722413253
Valentine's day just ended here. Wife cooked a 3 course meal, we did protractor sex, it was fucking awesome
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absolut and tears (they blend)
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I'm more bored than I've ever been. I don't have a job (looking, have applied for several). I don't have any friends here and I'm not a social person so I don't care to "go out and make some".
What do today?
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>>722413157
Just do like the rest of us NEETfags. Play a game, binge watch animu, or keep browsing this shit.
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>>722413157
Go to the gym.
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>>722413157
go for a ride to no place in particular. talk to random people at a gas station. go visit somebody you haven't seen in a while
I don't even know how to word this.
I'm looking for images of people similar to how they'd have looked on the rack.
I have this morbid curiosity sparked from a shitty horror movie but have no idea where to even start. If anyone has any, that'd be pretty bodacious, thanks.
pic not related but also a dead thing,
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this is so oddly specific
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Why is everyone so afraid of Russia, /b/? Did we go into a second Cold War while I was sleeping or something?
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because Russia, haz noice tettys
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4chan challenge
If this video reaches 70 million view for May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfXZ6ydgZyo
Share naked photos of band members
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Seriously, fuck off and die.
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>>722412972
next level marketing
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>>722412972
I've done my part, I've jerked it to this and other videos they've made at least 100 times.
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Its scary how this movie accurately predicted the future
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>>722413227
Shut your goddamn mouth OP, you flaming homosexual. That movie is about as trash as your opinions.
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>>722413227
Why is u using big werds? Is u sum kid of fag?
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>>722413227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZOZjHjT5E
Why you're fucking wrong
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Too soon
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Well they aren't supermodels or anything, but I don't think they're exactly ugly per say. Me thinks your friend is a bit of an asshole.
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>>722412915
I would have no problem facialize the mother and breed up for good her precious little piece of fuck meat, namely her daughter.
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The mother is not up to much, sister well worth a ride.