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I posted this on /adv/ but no one gave me the help I desperately needed so I am begging my fellow 4channers for help here on /b/.
Hello, everyone.
This is tough. I do not know where to begin. It's hard to talk about but I will try.
I am in love with a girl. She does not love me back. She is gorgeous, beautiful, hilarious, sexy, shy and anxious.
That girl is Ciara Horan. I know it sounds cliche but I lay in bed at night thinking of her and picturing us together.
I imagine us being on r9k together and mocking all the peasants. She has the perfect hair, face and everything.
I read the blog posts she has not deleted yet. I hate everyone who ever hated on her. I hate the boys she writes she dated, the jealousy builds up inside of me and I feel as though I am dying. I want to beat up every single one of her past boys, even the ones she never talked to or interacted with. I want her to be completely mine, us hugging in the sun for the rest of our lives until we die
She is far better than any hot anime chick and, quite honestly, she changed me. I want to see more of her, I want her back. I want her in my room right here and now. She is the only thing I want in this world.
So, 4chan bros, how do I get her? She is all I want, she is my soulmate and the entire reason I am alive. My one true love.
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>>722410482
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Please help /b/ I'm having a very tough time.
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>>722410482
>My one true love
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>>722410482
>how do I get her?
think, the more you obsess about it, the harder it gets
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
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>>722410482
calm down bro...
reeking of desperation is far from attractive
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Pewdiepie is my idol. He made a song called "Never give up" it's my favourite song and I listen to it several times a day. I will NEVER give up on my girl. Never ever. Ciara is mine and I know it.
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Every other girl pales in comparison.
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>>722410482
>I imagine us being on r9k together and mocking all the peasants
kek

my advice : forget her and move on
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excellent example of a patheic loser
an hero nao
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I may be 24 and she is younger but I KNOW, I KNOW we can get past that and have a loving relationship. Forever.
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It's always sunny in philadelphia
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Stopped reading after "posted in /adv/" Its /b/ or nothing you fuckstick pigeon bitch motherfucker
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>>722410482
Just find out where she lives and van her home to you.
Keep her locked up and one day she will eventually love you and forget about the rest of the world. If she does not, you can always kill her.
Death is really a great option cus her face is fucking killing me.
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>>722411311
have you ever visited any of the other boards, they are cash baby
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>>722410482
Fu k off cunt.
Shes too good for you.
Post pic so I can see how much of a mess you are.
Kys faggot cunt
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>>722410482
Have some fucking self-respect JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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>>722411426
Stop saying cash it will never stick, also tell me what board is better than /b/...I'll wait
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>>722411426
Hahahahahahahahah
Rolling
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I know, everytime I see her face my heart melts and I feel warmth in my stomach. I hope to find her address through Google somehow.
THIS IS TRUE LOVE, none of you guys fucking get it because you're virgins. Me and Ciara have a connection.
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>>722411479
deserves dubs
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>>722411511
Sorry bitch
I like it
I'm gunna help it flourish.
Checked nigga
Cash dubs there m8
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Stop being a slave and forget about her. Think about the things that you dislike about her and just look past your infatuation for a moment
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>>722410482
Expecting legitemete answer from anywhere in 4ch
I know how it feels bro,but don't expect someone to help you here,also you will forget about her after a while
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>>722411523
You make me feel ill.
God I hope you get cancer
Oo he said cancer.
Yee
Deal wid it igga
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>>722411573
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>>722410482
If your're not a troll and and idiot, both of which you seem to be. My advice? either love yourself (Gym, proper diet, etc) or simply befriend her and ask her out, worked for my friend, might work for you. but if you face a rejection, it will help you move on.
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>>722411523
Not sure if bate,or you need some pep talk from somebody NOW
Don't do anything stupid anon
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>>722410482
An hero, maybe you'll get her in the next life
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>>722411665
Oo
Not cash trips for u m8
Rolling
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>>722410482
I had the same feelings for a friend, I am a female and he is obviously male. I realized the hard way that its not love, Its obsession. Let it go son. Trust me. You will end up in prison or with a restraining order. There is always another one, your first can also be the worst. When your obsessed you cannot see past your infatuation. Don't fall into the same pit I did, I ended up getting cut off by him from being too intense and spent 4 years wasted to pull myself together and rebuild my heart.
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>>722411628
You won't be laughing when I post pictures on /b/ of myself kissing her forehead while she blissfully accepts my grace. Cancer? I have felt something stronger. Love. And I am ready to meet her irl now.
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And get rid of the desperation while you're at it.
There's no bigger turn off.
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>>722411777
Dude you cannot be for real..
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>>722411777
Oh fuck you cunt.
And fuck your trips too. "
" "blissfully accepts gracemy grace.
You really ought to Kys.
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>>722411892
Spell check!
Whuy!!
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>>722411932
Rollin
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>>722410482
Is that her in the picture op?
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You are all just jealous because I found true love. And happiness in my life. I have to thank Ciara for it all.
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>>722411966
That's my girl, anon! :)
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Become a stoic emotionless charming sociopath start spending every waking minute of your life either trying to talk to women or at the gym or in the pursuit of learning about fashion, utterly dedicate yourself to the practise of charming women, leading them towards your bedroom and the leaving them over and over again until you feel literally nothing and getting laid is just running the motions once you can do this and your confidence is solid enough that you can most likely have a one night stand with a very attractive woman the same night you meet her when you go to a bar and this is more likely to happen then to not happen that is when you will have a shot with that girl you care about when sex becomes a means to an end for you and you don't care about her but rather care about the sport and are competent and confident in your planning
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>>722411511
/lgbt/ and /mlp/ are both cash nigger
fuckin quit being closed mind person
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>>722412001
If that's a picture of her then i can help.
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>>722411463
18+ ITT only please
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>>722412091
How can you help me?? Please, I will do anything. I'd cut my right arm off just to know her street's name.
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>>722412131
Don't you have something to do old man
Inb4 you say don't you?
No
I really don't.
Hahahah
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>>722412210
Fuck off worm
She may have a thing for shit skins.
But I will not allow it.
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>>722412328
Don't be mean, bro. I will buy her the most beautiful ring and we will watch mlp all day and enjoy life together. And then you will regret your words. She even has the exact same taste in movies/food and everything, as I do. We were created for each other. So shut the fuck up you little bitch. Nothing can stop us.
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>>722412517
Does this mean you're not white?
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>>722412581
I'm white.
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>>722412654
Post pic
To see if you're worthy
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>>722410482
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT????? SHE'S MINE!!!!! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF HER!!!!! BACK THE FUCK UP CUNT, CIARA IS MY ANGEL!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>722412693
Reeeeeeeeeee?
Are you going to finish what you were going to say?
Sub human
Reddit fag.
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>>722412742
Right. I see. Sounds okay..
I guess..
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>>722412808
send money then nigger
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>>722412770
More like sub-machine human because I'll fucking end you if you lay a finger on her!!!!
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real talk.. any dropboxes or megas with her?
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>>722411190
It's always creepy in pedophilia
>This thread
>She cute tho
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She's telling you what to do in this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfGBDC4McRM
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>>722410482
stop being a faggot and move on jesus christ
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>>722414339
Already added her Facebook. So that's one step in the right direction.
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just wow... this shit tier baiter has u all hooked?

fucking faggots sage tard cunts
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>>722414666
A person genuinely asks for help on a matter that is of life or death essense and you call "bait". Have you no heart?
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>>722414339
Is she autistic? Or even 18? What is this bullshit?
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>>722411511
Almost all of them you fucking cumguzzler
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>>722415057
It's not life or death, dude. Jesus. You're 24. How have you not matured enough to realize that what you're describing DOESNT HAPPEN. True love isn't someone you see in a damn blog, it's someone you meet and have a mutual connection with that flourishes into love. This is infatuation you're feeling. And I've felt it many times through my teens. But now that I'm older I realise that the one that's out there will cross your path, you won't find it, it'll find you. And it'll come naturally. You won't feel like you do now. You'll feel like you when you didn't know of this girl. And the person you're TRULY supposed to be with will love you for who you are, and you'll reciprocate.

It's Valentines day. Practice loving yourself and enjoying your time alone. The real girl for you will come soon enough. I promise.

Tl;Dr Get ahold of yourself. This isn't love, it's insanity. When you really find love, you'll know it. And it won't look like... This... Whatever the hell this is.
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>>722415242
shes like 15 or 16
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>>722410482
Here is all the advice you need: if you love someone and they don't feel the same way...move on.
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>>722415524
That's gross, dude. She's a child. OP needs serious mental health. I fear for her life. This isn't right. I'm reporting this thread.
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>>722415654
Alrite.
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>>722415754
Well damn. I'm banned from reporting? Okay 4chan. I've only ever reported like 1 person.

Someone else report. This guy needs to get out of here. This is messed up shit and this girl doesn't need to be subjected to some 24 year old pervert trying to find out shit about her.
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>>722416054
Hahaha white knighting at its finest. Kys.
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>>722414339
that's not her real channel..

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSMRPGqu5t7FK8EVZrZl8ww

this is hers.
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>>722410482
Look around. Find the shallow person inside you and spot a girl that looks good to you. Approach her and have a relationship
This will cure your crush, and in the future give you the strength of character to not pine for a woman for no reason.
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>>722410482
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>>722410482
is she the one you keep making those "hey /b/tards 175 IQ" threads about?
She's onto you loser.
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I AM NOT BAITING STOP FUCKING SAYING I AM BAITING EVERYONE I AM SERIOUS THIS IS MY LIFE YOU ARE ALL JOKING ABOUT
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>>722416681
White Knighting would mean that I actually wanted to get with her. I'm just a decent person with morality. It's not right. She's too young.
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>>722417109
she already knows you're using her pictures for bait threads, fucker. go get a transexual nigger whore like the rest of /b/ and blow your thimbleful on his tits
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>>722417109
This is too creepy. You need help. I'm out.
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>>722417343
i dont give a fuck what you call it. this dude is fucking creepy and potentially dangerous.
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Just tell him everything you wrote in this post and we'll see what happens.

It is preferable to be honest than to be desperate
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>>722416958
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>>722417465
That's what I'm saying. Please report the thread. I 100% agree.
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>>722417528
yes. this. thanks.
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>>722417528
You need to report him and find any way to block him. He's dangerous and creepy. You're just a kid. Stay away from him.
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>>722417528
hello eliza.
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>>722417983
hahahahahaha
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>>722410482
if you're into attention-seeking and crazy i guess that's your thing and you just do your thing man
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>>722418024
whats so funny, bitch?
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>>722418216
the fact that you're not choking yourself, tied to a ceiling fan, jacking your tiny dick, staring at a pillow with a printed picture of her face taped to it....
spmeone found the pic i was talkin about and posted it and you... "hullow alayzuuuuhuuurrr" it's funny. admit it and laugh before it's too late to turn back you sad fuck.
she's not gonna touch yer pepe. stheve.
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>>722415654
>16
>child
crawl back under your rock
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>>722418451
dude ill fuck you up. i dont want her to touch me
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Well, Doxxing her on multiple 4chan forums isn't going to work.
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The amount of hook in this thread is tremendous.
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>>722418750
hook and line
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>>722419144
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>722417820
Dear mr. white knight(s) kys trying to get down an innocent child's pants! Disgusting. Only OP is king
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>>722419556
No one needs to be getting down anyone's pants. Especially hers. She is a damn kid, for God's sake.

That's the point.

/Thread
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>>722410482
Easy.
All you need is a van, some ropes, a blindfold, a dirty rag and some chloroform.
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Haven't keked this hard in a long time.
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>>722417528
This confuses me. Good photo shop.
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>>722417528
How wI'll you ever get better if you keep coming back to /b/ 4chan.
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>>722421495
You never leave /b/. This is known...
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>>722410482
This is the Eliza fan club:

https://join.skype.com/z42dLBdilJ0n

She's in this group if you want to chat with her.
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>>722422949
Game of Thrones up n dis
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>>722423405
Chill group
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>>722410482
She's pretty trash. Cheats on all her boyfriends. You'd have to be into cuckoldry in order to consider dating her.
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>>722423405
pls clap
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>>722423559
Very obscure reference there..
Well
It is know..
I AM TEH MOTHER OV DWAGONS.
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OP is a faggot cuck
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>>722417528
lol you're getting fatter
you're gonna end up like boxxy except people will continually bother you for the rest of your life
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>>722411523
She's been doxxed multiple times. All you have to do is make a thread on /r9k/ where she's hated and people will post it along with her nudes.
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There are tons of women out there who look better than her without her bullshit ego. Fuck off from her and fuck off from /b/, faggot
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>>722410482
http://ciaradesu.blogspot.com/2017/02/why-doesnt-he-love-me.html?m=1

Her boyfriend dumped her. Now's your chance
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