Valentines day feels thread...
It's just another commercial holiday. You're not missing out on anything.
Not alone, got the best wife ever, puts up with my bullshit, gives anal on command (with a smile), and makes good money. Feels good man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPw5WiABUOA
First it's on facebook then I see it on /b/ when the fuck and why the fuck did this become the norm?
im just gonna leave this here...
Newfags...
>>722411871
Ahh well young Sir.
When something is
It becomes so.
And thus so it is
Name plz
You aren't very intelligent.
Brittney White
http://www.strawpoll.me/12337454
ITT: We're in the waiting room at the doctor's office.
ALRIGHT NOBODY FUCKING MOVE I HAVE A GUN
>>722412618
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
>>722412320
I like to molest children
Brainstorm with me /b/. I need your most creative and fucked up ideas to do to someone with only a name, phone number, and email address. op will deliver on the most exceptionally fucked up ideas
>>722412669
really? nothing? /b/ is a shadow of its former self
>>722412669
maybe sign them up for their opposite sexual preference websites?
im sorry i cannot help more. i don't do passive aggressive shit to people.
>>722413801
im not talking passive aggressive. im talking directly aggressive. example:
>spoof their number
>call the police saying you have a hostage
>let them trace the number
>???
>profit
I have a question
So like 20 years ago I remember seeing a weird anime that kinda freaked me out at the time and I'd like to find it again
The only thing I remember is that some guy pulls out some kind of weapon from the trunk of a car and uses it to fight big demon monsters.
The weapon is some kind of a hexagonal stick that has diamonds inside, and you use two of them and slice the demon monsters
Now, there's a chance that I made all of this up, but I legit remember renting it on a VHS tape
This has been bothering me for a long time. Help.
bump
Urotsukidoji
demon city shinjuku?
It's really hilarious how we brag about how civilized we are with our computers, cars , cellphones and so on, but we still act like animals. We are still attracted to the bigger ass, boobs, cock, legs and so on. Just like apes we still behave. We are doomed and you know what idiots I am glad no one in this galaxy wool know about our pathetic existence. Fuck you all.
You just had to leave that one bit of cheap trollbait in the end didn't you?
1/10 I rellplaieyd
>>722411733
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>implying I've ever bragged about being civilized
What website do you think you're on?
Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 174. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
Ask me anything.
want to be my valentine?
Eliza thread.
>>722411779
And yet you're on 4chan to brag.
Kill yourself.
Valentine's Day ideas (kys if single and kissless virgin)
Homemade dinner, restaurant and honeymoon sex after?? Ideas welcomed anons.
>>722411276
No idea. I'm being the bitch this year it seems so i gotta come up with something for next year.
Only issue is i have zero idea what they have planned for today so i gotta wait and see then somehow make a plan to one up it.
Netflix and Anal
>>722412800
Yeah I'm gonna probly do sushi dinner, some sex at home, and maybe some cuddling type affection type shit while watching walking dead I missed from last week. Luckily for me I've been a little dickish the last few days so she'll be happy about today.
hey /b/
i just killed a man
randomly
AMA
like, you tossed a dice and then choked him with a herring stuffed with cocaine?
>>722412476
Show cock or GTFO
>>722412528
I have the strangest erection now.
ITT you dump your Pepe folders
do it now
what the fuck happened?
he used to be so normal
why is he so smug
rare inbound
Which one to play first?
>>722412692
yakuza since it's the only good one in the picture
Step aside cracka
>>722412692
Is suicide an option?
Pictures she didn't know you took, post em!
She is 18 and fucked up on molly
All my file sizes are too big
Dubs or better decide what I play
2 Rerolls max
>>722411730
Play yourself
Prototype 2
>not a single good game