Playboy is bringing back the nudes.
Does anyone still pay for porn?
>>722413267
new coke
>>722413267
I've not once in 30 years paid for porn.
>>722413267
More of the girl?
Just a nigga niggin'
>>722413428
>can't even properly type nigger
kill yourself, commie scum
You know, you say that like he might be some kind of nehi woohoo wawtamelum gahucka kinda black dude, but he looks more like he plays advanced format YuGiOh.
>>722413428
She left her purse open, she was asking for it
post best webms and pics so i can wank off. will post result
Fatfag
Not you again
Clown penis go away
MFM or MFF?
MFM, because of the dick to hole ratio
>>722414455
mff bro are you gay
MFF
If you need another dick just do a MFMF
Not enough gangbang porn
Maybe its not the most honorable way to cry for donation but I will try at least.
I'm a broke student living in a shithole country with no money to spend on gaming... Neither do I have someone for valentines day or other activites... playing games always kept me comfortable in tough situations.
If any kind stranger would cut off one little part of his cape to keep me warm during hard times, I please you to help me with "for honor...."
Yes I am begging
And yes I am not feeling great about it
But its the only way I possibly can play this game
Here is my ID:http://steamcommunity.com/id/muttmepls/
>>722414111
hump
Trust me, no-one is Going to do it.
I also tried it once
>>722414467
well there is always hope
MILFs in this position make me diamonds.
look like she been shot with a freckle gun
>I have $1000 i don't need, I could hire an escort and lick her butthole or buy a new iPhone, but fuck that, let's give it to this girl who's whoring herself out in front of a web cam, i want to see her happy :3
What's wrong with people who give money to cam whores?
Buy stocks or something and stop being a cuck
Buy a fetus
They make great fleshlights
sauce?
name?
I'll start:
>be 12 years old about 8 years ago
>just found out about masturbating and was in full swing
>I used to fold my pillows and fuck them while watching porn
>used to get super horny at night
>couldn't go down to the computer room cause I would wake up my parents and possibly get caught
>I thought " I'll do it on my bed" so I prepped everything, everything is in order except some material
>didn't have porn mags and didn't have a phone capable of Internet
>I thought it would be a good idea to listen to the radio for material
>find somewhat hot song, it finishes but I don't
> keep going for around 20 mins finally getting close
>the song on the radio was Crack a bottle by eminem
>mfw I had to realize I jersey off in my pillow to eminem
I have more stories of stupid shit I did as a kid mostly with masturbating
>>722412935
So this is a stupid shit we did as kids thread? Meh ill share
>be me
>be 13
>12 pm
>my fatass is hungry
>I want noodles
>I proceed to grab some noodles and a PLASTIC cup
>put water/noodles in cup
>put cup in microwave for 30 seconds
>not hot at all
>continue heating cup until it begins to bend
>get oven mits because I think water will be hot
>cup bursts open as I'm taking it out the microwave
>gets all over my stomach
>I spend a night in the hospital
>>722412935
When i was a kid, i once kept a ferret i found in an alley.
Illpost some stories if anyone wants
>>722413798
Fucking ouch.
I once got my finger crushed by a hot iron. Would not recommended
Hey /b/ any dermatologists in the house can tell me what's wrong with Steve Bannon's skin?
I'm doing a profile on him and apart from being born without lips, I wanna see what else drove him to become a nazi. thanx
>>722413815
He has aids
In the face
Rosacea. Probably led him to be mocked by other kids in school, making him antisocial.
>>722413815
He bathes in the blood of african virgins, hence his skin is baby bottom smooth
roll
>>722413375
Why not. Rolling away
wth roll
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HUNGER GAMES
COMIC-CON
FIRST 36 GO IN
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Spanks Tan
Nico
E1FF3L
Be me
>breaks up with gf for cheating on me
>still feel extremely bad
>she calls me out of the blue a few days later
>valentines day to be exact (today)
>shes crying and wants me to go see a movie with her
>feel like complete shit but say no.
>she cries and says goodbye i say bye to and hang up
>my heart shatters... but i know we were toxic together.
Why do i feel like im the scumbag when she was the one who fucked up?
>>722413786
Because your inner cuck is mad you didn't get to witness her fucking another guy.
Only way to feel better is to kill yourself.
So kill yourself.
been there, done that anon
also succumbed and regreted later.
If u know u defo cant be together, its best to keep apart.
Tell her that, n also feeling like that is inevitable.
Ull probably get over it in some weeks/months/years.
>>722413786
Do you even realise how much of a cuck you are? Tell her that she needs to stand present while you fuck an escort (better looking than her) infront of her
Anybody have the screenshots of yesterday where the girl fucked her dog on kik. Message screenshots not pics. Pic for attention
>>722414265
every girl fucks their dog, nothing new, so move along
It's the girl whose kik got posted cuz she wouldn't share pics
New Celeb Thread- What race are you? And what race of women do you prefer edition
I'm white, and I prefer Latinas
>>722413550
white
I like pussy
>>722413550
>White
>Any