What's /b/'s plans for valentines day?

>>722413253
Play WoW, drink, and shed manly tears knowing the girl who just dumped me is out getting drunk and nailed by another man tonight

>>722413253
Valentine's day just ended here. Wife cooked a 3 course meal, we did protractor sex, it was fucking awesome

absolut and tears (they blend)

>>722413253
my step mom is coming over for dinner

>>722413253
Wait for fucking Amazon to deliver my gift

>>722413253
videogames, I'm currently stuck at a dry house for a couple days so I don't get to drink or smoke any weed today.

>>722413253
>write cute poem for classie
>"wow anon that's the cutest valentine's poem I ever got"

That was basically it. She folded it together, put it in her pocket and didn't mind me.
I'm at home smoking a joint.

waiting for vibrator(s) to arrive.

>>722413360
Alliance or Horde?

>>722413474
Gonna bang her?

Drunkard mum is visiting. Hope she'll be drunk enough to fuck

>>722413573
so you didn't escalate after that and ask her out for coffee?

Your own fault bruh.

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>>722413711
ofc

>>722413842
Good man!

>>722413253
Being crippled by depression

pornhub, that's what I'm going to do

>>722413253
Apparently i'm being dragged around in the cold for 6 hours then i have to sit through fifty shades darker cause one of the girls insists valentines day be special despite me and the others insistence is just a day to sell chocolates.
Hopefully a better more relaxed night later.

Brightside: i'm apparently riding bitch this year so my hard earned paychecks are going right into a new TV instead of a steak dinner or something cause the romantic one told us off for trying to go to the ATM.

>>722413827
>what does he mean by "be my valentine?"

This is like almost every encounter with women I've ever had, not even mad anymore.

>>722414523
Yeah that's exactly how women work though, If you want them *you* have to make the effort.

Women have the power of choice in the west, men have the privilege of being chosen or not.

>>722413253
Get lucky I hope