This guy appers out of nowhere and he slaps your gf ass. What you do?

>shoot him
>claim aggravated robbery defence
>Texas fag here
>Law is on my side

Thank Kanye for his gift of 1 qt3.14 for Valentines.

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>>722413091
>Kanye appears out of nowhere
>slaps gf's ass
>apparently I did good job with her
>Tell him to give me an autograph
>take the autograph
"Kanye, you look so 2009"
>imagine Im Desiigner
"RRRRrrrrrrraaaah!"
>dab
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>722413091
>slaps gf's ass too
>harder
>better
>faster
>stronger

>>722413091
Well, given it's Kanye...

Stomp through his kneecap and hyper-extend every joint I can while screaming "Not so fucking great are you now???"

I'd look at the educated black man, we would make eye contact and I would say politely "Excuse me sir, how could you be so heartless?"

>>722413862
this

>>722413091
ASk him if he can fuck my girlfriend while I watch

>>722416083
bernie? that you?

>>722414555
>trips checked
competition ensues to see who can slap that ass the hardest