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Why are you alone on valentines?
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>>722419487
Because no one wants me, duh.
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>>722419588
limiting belief
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>>722419487
>Why are you alone on valentines?
Wife left. Not interested in another relationship. It's good to be alone.
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/b/, is there any way to be a fat slob without being miserable?
here's the situation. "eat to live, not live to eat": fuck that, i live to eat. i love overeating more than anything. i love it so much that nothing else is worth doing. life is boring. people are boring, exercising is boring, going outside once in awhile for fresh air is boring and stupid. relationships are boring, sex sure as hell feels good but aside from the sensation it's pretty fucking boring. honestly even coming here to bitch and whine is boring but i do it anyway because it's the least drab use i can think of for my time. eating is fucking amazing and if i had to restrict myself to only doing it as necessary then i'd just go ahead and kill myself instead because it's the only interesting thing there is for me here.
so yeah, as long as i keep my fat greasy face gorged, i'm usually happy, because i love eating. but you know what i don't love about eating so damn much?
* the cost, but what are you gonna do
* hating myself
* living waist high in trash because i'm too fat and lazy to clean up
don't get me wrong, i don't want to be skinny. i love gorging myself unnecessarily and i love what it does to my body. i just wish, that at the same time as being a fatty who eats all the time, i could also be clean, neat, and self accepting.
is there any way to be a glutton and treat yourself to an easy life without also feeling like a piece of shit? because if not, i'm out, fuck living in a world where i can't comfortably be a pig.
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>>722418335
>i love it so much that nothing else is worth doing.
There's your problem.
Usually fatties are stupid and don't realize they need to stop being fat slobs before they can stop being miserable. I think you're like that, except backwards. You seem like the rare kind of landwhale who needs to stop being miserable before you can stop being a fat slob.
See therapist
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>>722418591
>You seem like the rare kind of landwhale who needs to stop being miserable before you can stop being a fat slob.
kek
don't give him false pride, that kind of landwhale doesn't exist
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>>722418702
kek
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White people always say racist things but we got jokes too and when we say it back you whites act like it's WW3. Why is that?
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Sorry, nigger.
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>>722419208
because our jokes don't involve killing anyone
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>>722419208
I'm white. Give me your best joke. I will probably laugh.
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Does anyone have pictures of a pocket pussy stuffed in someone's ass? Pic not related but is me.
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>>722418139
Is this what you wanted?
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Woow boy bump
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Who the fuck are these freaks and why are they a big deal all of a sudden?
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>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff
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Can I get a quick rundown on these guys?
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All I want for Valentine's Day is to fuck the whore my dad married.
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Fapping to her pics if you want to join.
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Well whore's usually fuck for money, so offer her some.
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Please no.
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so how fucking come i can watch GAMEPLAY in 1080hp but when I fucking play the damn game in 1080hp, my computer CANT FUCKING HANDLE IT
im TIRED of developers not accessing the potential oft he computer for youtube gamers only. its bullshit.
HOW do i get around this shit?
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>>722419491
because your computer is shit bro
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>>722419553
kek you know nothing about 1080. if your visual hardware can play it in one medium, it can play it in another.
its simply a matter of coding to format for non-youtube gaemplay but i dont know how
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Fucking hell wathcing a video and playing the videogame is totally different you dumb cunt
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ITT: We work in an office
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>>722418220
Can someone correlate these fucking papers please
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WAT IS THIS BULLSHIT ?
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>zips vodka disguised as water in a plastic bottle
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hey guys, i've been depressed latley, and today i've decided to end my life, i would like to listen to music so, what music would you seggust /b/?
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>>722418529
If you like metal dragonforce is pretty good
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https://soundcloud.com/pussbear/yoshis-island
see you soon bud.
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>>722418529
>De Schiedamse Schutters - Linke Gabbers
this is pretty good
Fap game
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Get rollin' boys!
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fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>722419009
rolin
ppost more pics pls
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rooll
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Pics you shouldn't share pt2
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1/3 I wish this dude would post more. :(
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Trump is right, we have to get rid of the drug lords and go after the gangsters. Why is that such a problem with you little retards? He's just doing what every president was afraid to do. Stop and frisk is a must, if you walk and talk like you're going to do bad shit, you deserve to be checked.
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>>722418063
>arguing legal theory on /b/
where do i sign up for shilling, anon?
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think Prohibition taught America all it needs to know on this front.
>You can't end demand.
>You can't totally eliminate supply.
legalize, federally monitor consumption, and reap the tax rewards.
industrialize illicit drug production
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Clown porn thread? Clown porn thread.
>female preferred
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>>722418976
Bumb
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anon,
why are you single on valentines day ?
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cuz im ugly motherfucker?
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Because I like cumming inside of 5 different women on a rotating schedule, instead of just 1 when she is 'in the mood'.
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>>722417898
fat and ugly
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4chan, I need help.
Let's say I'M in the military, deployed etc. I'm into a online relationship with an underage; I've pressured her into sending nudes photo of herself.
If I were caught, could I be sent to jail?
>inb4 pedo, kys
This is the situation I'm in, but I'm not the one in the military.
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>>722419376
Yes. Prepare to serve military time - civilian time.... consecutively. And it doesn't fall under "double indemnity" in case you're wondering.
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>>722419376
>If I were caught, could I be sent to jail?
No. They'd throw you in the stockade or brig or whatever...
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self bump need more answers