/b/ tried to have sex for the first time today and i couldn't keep my dick up
I need help for the next time
>age 18
Your weiner is that of an old man
>>723278912
go nofap for a few weeks, lots more foreplay, have her shake her shit round, rub up on u, suck u off, eat her out a bit if u into that etc
>>723278912
you were nervous and couldn't get hard, you are not unique or weird, this happens to people all the time, and i wouldn't be surprised if the next time you go to do it there wont be a problem
god speed young fella
(850) 849-0822
I like to bang random guys in bathrooms call Me ;)
>fat
>Color warning
No thank you,I stopped putting my dick in crazy a long time ago.
Which cunt would you tap?
I have tapped 6 of these hoes.
>>723278852
this is probably b8, but i'll bite. which 6?
These cunts
>>723279047
The fat one on the left probably. She counts as 6.
Continued from earlier thread
Dubs = Minor event
Trips = Major event
Example: An astronaut explores the frozen lake.
>>723277600
An astronaut commits suicide
-1 population
>>723277791
One of the astronauts mutates, the crew barricaded themselves inside the module
They over power the mutant, a snowstorm is noticed in the distance
suddenly a giant Golden head arrives telling the crew "show me what you got"
>>723279069
The crew explore a cave over the hill.
They find water and fuel.
The amount of water and fuel is the two Seconds digits of this post, respectively.
I've been diagnosed with Celebrity Worship Syndrome, and it's pathological. My college psychologist insisted that I must see therapy and told me that he'll send a nurse to take me from my dorm room this monday. I'm guessing I'll end up in an asylum kind of place.
I don't want to go, and I'm free to say no but my psychologist said I'm dangerous to myself and others around me.
What should I do /b/?
(Pic related, the celebrity I'm currently worshipping)
no one?
Is that the guy you want suck a log out of their asshole?
>>723278816
I'm currently thinking of selling my kidney to go and try to find him in London. I actually found a connection that will take my kidney for money.
Feels thread, or Eliza thread. Either one of them I'm fine with, I just need one of the two.
It's been a long time since someone said " I love you" to me.
>>723276699
Fag
I haven't seen my dad in forever :/ i miss how he used to sleep next to me when i was scared, his big black cock pressing into my tiny little boy ass. things just haven't been the same since he left :'(
hi guys
>>723277487
Fixed it
I can see that catching on.
How is this "holeguy" of yours a meme?
ama
how to hide a body perfectly?
did anyone from earlier keep messaging? and anyone have more?
>>723276554
dumping what i have
>>723276608
>>723276630
This guy slaps your gf on her ass and starts laughing. What do you do?
>>723277288
ask for 10 grand. it'll make no difference to him
U WANT TO BUY?
Fire up the ovens.
Would you leave your child alone with Shrek?
No, because shrek isn't real and i've never had sex so i don't have a child.
>>723277062
If I can watch the human princess in a donkey show in the mean time, then yes.
But I wanna be with the ogrelord!
ITT: Things that you think only you do.
When I take a shit, I pretend to be a snobby rich guy type character. I make sure to sit right straight up, all nice and proper like, with my hands on my legs right before my knees. I keep a smug look on my face the entire time, and sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that im in a really fancy bathroom thats better than everyone else's. When Im done, I lift my pinky finger while I wipe and then I go back to my shit life.
>>723277266
get dubs
>>723277331
this
>>723277266
what the fuck man
This clown gave me his address so here you go. 2832 swigart rd kettering ohio
correction its in Dayton Ohio
>>723276458
>>723276566
just ordered a pizza to his house xDDD
How many??
anyone have her nudes?
shut up armored skeptic
>>723277797
>>723279007
who is she
ITT: Reddit cringe
>Pic very related
>>723276546
>>723276546
what a creative topic OP
sage
>>723277268
>Triggered
>>>/r/eddit