I'm Catalonian and refugees are going to invade my city. What should I do? Dubs decide.
>>723278019
release the kingdom of Aragon
>>723278019
Move to Spain/France.
Claim refugee status.
Live on benefits.
Never work again.
>what the fuck is a catalonia
sup /b/, call me a tinfoil hat or whatever but i'm starting to become a little suspicious. im gonna use citations here because its going to be a fucking essay. brackets with numbers correspond to links at the bottom of the page
remember toaster steve from a few years ago? the university kid who tried to commit suicide by lighting his toaster on fire inside his dorm room (1)? i ended up going to the same university as him, the University of Guelph, which is a school focused on agriculture and biology and all that.
anyways, this year in particular, about 4 kids committed suicide at the University of Guelph (2). im not big on statistics but that seems like a lot, especially for a small town like Guelph. i started having suicidal thoughts of my own. this wasn't right, i never really felt this way. i was genuinely considering ending my life. being the fucking weirdo i am, i started thinking that maybe something was influencing these deaths? maybe it was something in the water? and then it hit me... guelph was an agricultural school after all
i googled it. it turns out the University of Guelph has had its dealings with Monsanto, Bayer, and other sorts of companies that do research in agriculture (3). this article is from 2016, but it mentions the companies' involvement with the University in 2011. i've already been versed in my conspiracies (hurr durr 9/11 inside job, mk ultra) and have heard a lot about monsanto's GMOs and shit. i don't really believe these conspiracies, i just know they exist.
anyways, im running out of room here. continued soon
(1) http://news.nationalpost.com/g00/news/canada/university-of-guelph-student-who-attempted-to-take-his-life-on-internet-video-now-cyberbullied-on-facebook?i10c.referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.ca%2F
(2) http://guelph.ctvnews.ca/four-suicide-deaths-at-the-university-of-guelph-has-some-students-calling-it-a-crisis-1.3259373
(3) https://www.guelphtoday.com/local-news/monsanto-takeover-has-implications-for-guelph-438631
>>723277001
Might have been a chemical leak that was covered up? Idk, Monsanto is a horrible company, but regardless you need proof of a connection.
my fucking theory here is that monsanto is running tests on us. guelph has won awards for having the best on-campus food in Canada. everything here is branded as "locally-sourced". see, on paper, all of that sounds great. in fact, its one of the reasons my fat ass went to guelph
guelph is a university town with lots of farms, and i can infer that a lot of these farms are tied to the university, which is tied to monsanto, which is tied to lots of mystery and conspiracy. could it be that they are trying out new hormonal treatments in the food we're eating? are we guinea pigs for them, to see the effects that new chemicals have on younger people?
i don't know, i'm just throwing this out there. it sounds stupid but its an idea now. i don't know much about monsanto's dealings, please convince me otherwise
i have since left the university, not because of any of this stuff, my grades were shit, i was depressed and i hated my program.
This will probably 404 because the retarded OP doesn't know how to pretype, and his thesis is probably going to be completely dumb and pointless.
But I'm keeping the thread alive so that I can make fun of it when he finally reveals it.
Did a terrorist message me?
>>723277521
it knows english.. it is evolving..
throw the phone away before it blows up
THIS IS NOW A DUBS DECIDE THREAD
>>723277861
Brother, I ran out of fertilizer
Please bring excess nitrides
ass thread
>>723277295
Share your girlfriend/wife continued. Lastnight's thread was broken due to issues.
T R I B U T E S
R
I
B
U
T
E
S
She can take it like a whore. 10 of 10
>>723276922
Who wants to tribute?
>>723277051
I would but my iPad just died and I'm too lazy to go get the charger
Guys be careful what you stick into your asshole
>be me
>ocasionally put things in my ass when feeling very horny
>decide to put the end of a hair brush into my ass
>didn't inspect it very well
>inserting maybe 4 inches
>feel intense pain
>remove brush
>bright red blood everywhere
>panic, think im going to die
>try to clean the area, cant
>try to stop the bleeding cant
>have to ask my mom whos a nurse to look in my ass
>tell her i scratched it with my finger wiping
>she says its okay
>put some creams and eventually bleeding stops
>im cleaning up the bath room and i look at the brush and notice something odd
>turns out the brush "pinched" the side of my anus and when i inserted it, it ripped a line like a skin tag about 2 cm's wide and 4 inches long right into my ass
>this was 3 days ago
>every time i shit the wound reopens and i feel immense pain
>blood covers my shits
>have to clean my asshole and apply creams after each shit
>mfw the thought of sticking anything into my ass brings fear
>mfw cured my homosexual masterbation habits
that's ok, I don't stick stuff up my butt.
>>723275142
/thread
>>723274984
That's what you get for being a faggot
Throughout 6,000 years of recorded history, the Black African Negro has invented nothing. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar, a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, or even the wheel. (Note: This is in reference to the pure-blooded Negro.) He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beasts abounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was on the top of his hard burry head. for shelter he never progressed beyond the common mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable.
The White race has crossed seas, harnessed rivers, carved mountains, tamed deserts, and colonized the most barren icefields. It has been responsible for the invention of the printing press, cement, the harnessing of electricity, flight, rocketry, astronomy, the telescope, space travel, firearms, the transistor, radio, television, the telephone, the lightbulb, photography, motion pictures, the phonograph, the electric battery, the automobile, the steam engine, railroad transportation, the microscope, computers, and millions of other technological miracles. It has discovered countless medical advances, incredible applications, scientific progress, etc. Its members have included such greats as Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Homer, Tacitus, Julius Ceaser, Napoleon, William the Conqueror, Marco Polo, Washington, Jefferson, Hitler, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Magellan, Columbus, Cabot, Edison, GrahamBell, Pasteur, Leeuwenhoek, Mendel, Darwin, Newton, Galileo, Watt, Ford, Luther, Devinci, Poe, Tennyson, and thousands upon thousands of other notable achievers.
So the greatest inequality is the equal treatment of unequals
What is Greater Zimbabwe? Black Africans have domesticated cattle, and some are agriculturalists - this is in fact the major divide between tribes south of the Sahara.
I am not saying that niggers are anywhere near whites in terms of intelligence, adaptability, cultural development, et al - I am only saying that spouting complete untruths is a nigger-tier thing to do.
>>723275089
>He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beasts abounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was on the top of his hard burry head.
That's wrong though.
>>723275607
not to mention the utter dismissal of arabs, chinese, japanese, indians, koreans, etc
check how many scientific terms have arabic origin...
Why haven't you started taking girl pills, anon?
>>723275500
am not a raging faggot
Drugs general.
What drugs are you on tonight /b/? I have only been drinking some cognac because my hashish is out.
>Favourite drug
Cannabis
>Underrated drug
Cannabis
>Overrated drug
Alcohol
>Worst a.k.a will never try
Heroin
>>723274300
fav used to be weed but its losing its magic
>>723275275
I know what you mean. It's not like it was when you started smoking.
For me that has only been an advantage, because before i got complete whack on weed but now it helps me in many ways, though it has its sideeffects. But we are all different I guess.
>>723274300
>What drugs are you on tonight /b/?
Where do you live? It's like 1 PM.
This is Gino. He is amazing. He is a very nice boy. Please give him some compliments. He drives to school with his mountain bike. He is a Adventist. He likes going to church and pray. Such a nice boy.
>>u suckd his d already mate?
>>723275385
OP is a cunt.
>>723275385
Hey Gino, nice to meet you. I like mountain biking, too.
Do you know who the fucking beta cringe open is, who tries to b8 here? This 12y old fact faggot should get raped by a feminist.
/thread
Civ 3 complete edition
5XB22-0R5QC-36J96
first come first serve
>>723274159
got some extra keys for
CORPORATE LIFESTYLE SIMULATOR
RAZORTRON 2000
CORROSION COLD WINTER WAITING ENHANCED
IDOL HANDS
ROCK N ROLL DEFENSE
PLANES BULLETS AND VODKA
any one wanna trade
>>723274159
Anyone have free spare games? Humble Bundle?
Prove to me that we are not all water bottles that die once an interdemensional being drink all of our water gone.
Pro tip: You can't.
earth quakes: When you drop a case of water
What are our lids! someone help me on this
>>723275477
you are not far off from the troof.
here's a hint: We are the drinkers, not the drinks
hey femanons, whiche one would you prefer?
Is that that german faggot who will never in his life have a shot with Jenny?
>>723274537
left
What if the right one is a miljonair and the left one unemployed ???
Small dick rate!
Post ur tiny penises and let other anons rate it.
Jesus look at that thing did you jack off with sandpaper
>>723275495
1/10
>>723275859
Why are you so rude? I bet your dick isnt better..
So i heard that mods here like sinks? is this some weird fetish or some shit?
well feeling generous today, just installed one about 40 mins ago.
cmon guys post sinks to make the mods feel better today.
>>723275878
>>723276081
nice
but those handles have a serious flaw.
they don't last long unless you re-tighten the little allen screw that holds them onto the faucet.
like weekly.
and loctite is not a good idea. been there, done that, regretted it.
>>723276438
I paid 119,99 for this bitch it better fucking last or imma flip my shit
this is the 3rd fucking time i replaced this shit because the first 2 were defective in 2 months.
loctite? on what?
i aint doing suspension work on my car no need for loctite. just some ptfe tape on the threads and i'm golden.