ITT: Things that you think only you do. When I take a shit,

>>723277266
get dubs

>>723277331
this

>>723277266
what the fuck man

>>723277458
Its very amusing, you should try it sometime.

>>723277266
Live in filth until I have amassed hundreds of fruit flies, then have to trap and kill them all. I like them at first, but then they start bugging me and I have to take them out. It makes me very sad that I brought so much life into the world, then I take it away like a cruel god.

I rate my shit sessions

Absolutely nothing. I love just sitting or laying down and just stare off into oblivion.

I go on to omegle and pretend to be my ex girlfriend. Giving out all sorts of info, name. Eventually they'll ask for kik. Where I also have an account in her name. Then using the 6ish GBs of photos and videos she sent me/I took during our relationship I expose her body to complete stranger and sometimes people who know her. I keep this up everyday responding as fast as possible. Getting new people to expose her to on omegle most nights.

Touch my balls sweat and smell my hands

I take a tape recorder and record Newlyweds Nick and Jessica, then I go back and record over Nick to simulate me having a conversation with Jessica Simpson, Then I put on earphones and listen to it while I lay in bed at night.