Continued from earlier thread Dubs = Minor event Trips = Major

They over power the mutant, a snowstorm is noticed in the distance

suddenly a giant Golden head arrives telling the crew "show me what you got"

>>723279069
The crew explore a cave over the hill.

They find water and fuel.
The amount of water and fuel is the two Seconds digits of this post, respectively.

>>723279307
Rolling for this

>>723279331
damn

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>>723279069
Crew decides to use last of their fuel to get to the red planet

Oh noe the ice is crackin

>>723279069
The crew are very hungry.
They eat the body of the dead astronaut.

They cook the body on what little remains of their fire.

>>723279069
astronaughts do anal

>>723279069
A group of space refugees arrives and gang rapes the mutated astronaut.

Snowstorm hits, one crew member gets caught outside. Door gets frozen shut. Snowstorm seems endless

Ohh nooeeee the ice be crakinn

>>723279373
roll this

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>>723279373

>>723279432
Rerol

>>723279423
Reroll

oh now THE ice is cracks

>>723279423
This but instead of rape, they overpower and kill the mutant

>>723279423
Roll

>>723279534

A man spider crawls out of someplace

>>723279423
This

>>723279069
The crew go out to gather some wood to keep the fire going.

The trees (fuel) they manage to cut are the first digit of the Seconds of this post.

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>>723279581
No.

Snow turns out not to be snow, but the most pure cocaine imaginable

>>723279534
>>723279581
Fuck off and derail the 600 femboy and porn threads. This is quality posting.

>>723279423
Re roll again

>>723279660
ikr

Crew becomes desperate and decide to try and overpower the Goblin. One member is lost but they slay the mutant

>>723279623
Rollin

A treeman joins the crew!

>>723279693
This

>>723279660
This

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Alright, get the fuck out of here.

>>723279069
A space nigger fucks the mutant astronaut

They sacrifice one of the crew members to the mutant and manage to escape to the east

Holy shit, no dubs yet.

The crew find a tree covered in edible fruits.
The number found is the first Second digit.

Crew finds ruins.
Crew decides to explore ruins and finds what looks like a portal and monitor. They don't want to try their luck

>>723279797
Roll. This neutralizes the mutent

>>723279687
Off by one

A magic totem appears that eliminates this curse where we can't get dubs

>>723279901
Rolling for this

>>723279887
So close...

>>723279887
[externally screams]

>>723279901
Re-rollin

>>723279931
lmao, rolling for this,

they also kill the mutant

>>723279423
Rolling for this again

>>723279901
Reroll. Quads get

Again a magic dub-inducing totem appears

>>723280009
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>723279998
>>723279999
>>723280000


HOLY SHIT

>>723280009
R I P

>>723279623
rolling

>>723279901
RAWL

Oh god, so many near-rolls.

>>723279803
Re-roll this one

The astronauts take a space picture of the Earth and prove that it is flat.

>>723280110
OH MY FUCK

>>723279423
Just give me dubs already

>>723280134
OH. MY FUCK.

>>723280110
Rolling for this major event.

>>723280127
roll

>>723279623
Roll

>>723279423
Kek hates this thread.

Also reroll

>>723280198
FUCK. ME

Crew rolls trips

If this post is dubs I'll kill myself but it won't be

>>723280110
I'm going to cry.

Fuck it. Time to be stupid.
A fucking space dragon comes from the sky and gives them 5 fuel, food and water.

>>723280221
LUL

>>723280221
WHAT THE FUCK

A giant squid hentai fucks all of them in the ass

>>723280076
Rollin

>>723280240
Rolling for this,

>>723280127
Roll

Crew rolls dubs

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THIS IS NOW A SINGLES THREAD.

A nigger also hentai fucks them in the ass

>>723279423
Will kek FINALLY grant someobe dubs?

An astronaut sneezes

>>723280127
roll

SINGLES GET!

They escape back using the escape pod, return to earth, and find out its been infected by zombies. They now need to survive.

After many years, the crew finally manage to roll 2 same dice rolls.

A dragon appears and kills the mutant, leaving the body for some strange reason.
Free food y'all!

Comes the polar night.

>>723280386
Roll

>>723280350
Reroll

Huge orgy again

A flying yamaka drops in and steals everything from the crew

crew member steals a snickers bar from food supply

>>723280416
Reroll

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>>723280399

An astronaut coughs

>>723280433
OH GOD WHY

>>723280399
>>723280411

FINALLY took kek long enough

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>>723280433
>>723280386
This

They eat a strange fruit growing off a tree and gain incredibly mundane super powers.

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Minor event roll: World peace
Major event roll: OP delivers

The crew wastes valuable dubs

>>723280411
Ignore this it is retarded

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>>723280500
YOU FAGGOT

They all have sex. Again.

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>>723280500
...

>>723280577
FUCK

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They find a portal that leads to the red planet.

>>723280569
Roll

>>723279069
Cosmonauts discover a machine that creates unlimited BLT sandwiches. But they will eventually get bored of the taste

>>723280577
:O

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>>723280577

OP is revived by the dragon balls.

>>723280577
>>723280500
>>723280499
I'm dying.

>>723280655
FUCK ME

>>723280655
GOD DAMMIT STOP WASTING DUBS

>>723280632
Again

>>723280677
THANK GOD.

>>723280688
GAAAAAHHH

The crew plays all day with snubby snabbrs they find in the water

>>723280722
This is fun

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>>723280688
FUCK YOU NIGGER

>>723280722
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Kek has cursed me..

>>723279423
This, but death rape

An astronaut turns gay

>>723280722
YOU ASSHAT

crew motivates op to deliver

>>723279069
crew does anal

This is a great thread.

Dubs or singles

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>>723280722
lul

Rolling for OP delivery

>>723280844
THE HELL

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>>723280500
>>723280577
>>723280655
>>723280688
>>723280722

is this thread giving dubs to people who don't say anything of value?

>>723280888
The true faggot.

>>723280844
>>723280877
Its happening again..

>>723280877
STOP IT YOU NIGGERS

GLORIOUS

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>>723280877
>>723280888
>>723280922

infinity dubs

>>723280909
Yep. Your post was too insightful to get them.

>>723280909
aww.. the gods have abandoned me...

Astronaut shits

>>723280275
Yeh boi

>>723280922
>>723280888
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>723281000
Another faggot.

A xenomorph rips out of the dead astronauts chest and kills the mutant.

>>723281000
Kill yourself

THEY LEAVE THE FKING COLD PLANET

>>723281041
This

>>723280888
>>723280500
>>723280577
>>723280655
>>723280688
>>723280722
Niggers

>>723280648
this thread jesus

>>723279406
>how can it ever emerge?
Despite the abundant evidence of this phenomenon all around us, there existed no purely naturalistic answer to this question until a day, when a machine won the tournament against the human

THEY USE THE FUEL TO FLY INTO THE SUN AND DIE, THE FUCKING END

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>>723281000

>>723281117
This

>>723281117
roll

Bumbidy bibbidy dibbidy dubs

>>723281144
:)

>>723281144
Dubs arent good enough for this

>>723281144
GOD FUCKING FINALLY. SOME DUBS PUT TO USE
>>723281155
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WASTED DUBS

ALIENS GIVE THEM SOME FOOD

>>723281155
Fuck off

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I heard from someone on s4s that posting smug cirno increases your chance of dubbs by 50%

>>723281206
They lied.

They use their fuel to melt steal beams

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>>723281206
I guess I was a baka the whole entire time.

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>>723280399
A dragon appears out of nowhere and kills the mutant, then flies away leaving the body behind.

>>723280386
They do not have enough fuel to return to orbit.
>20 fuel is needed to return to orbit.

Instead they get a transmission from earth saying that there is a zombie outbreak back on earth.

>>723280569
They all have sex

+2 population

>>723280677
OP is revived

>>723281249
Roll

OP deliver already

>>723281249
this

>>723281288
checked and keked

>>723281311
OP do this

>>723281249
Reroll

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>>723281117
Here you go... They are too far away, so you can't really see them tho...

>>723281288
Dragon dies of cold, astronauts harvest it and gain food.

>>723281249
Dubs

The ice starts to crack.

>>723281288
They start excavating fuel. Every time OP posts update they get fuel.

>>723281437
dragons are gay.

>>723281497
so never

>>723281437
Re-roll for this.

They fuck the dragon and then melt steal beams with there fuel

>>723281437
Reroll

>>723281482
This.

>>723281551
Rollino

>>723281497
A slight change to this, they start harvesting logs for fuel.

Every time there are dubs, they gain another fuel.

>>723281551
Fuel cant melt steel beams

A giant sky negress flies overhead, eclipsing the sun for a while.

>>723281551
Kek

>>723281482
roll for da plot twist

>>723281437
Re roll

>>723281590
Yeah, this, basically. Roll

>>723281288
Crew turns the mutants body in to fuel and then just aimlessly start to venture on the icy lake.

Dubs for no reason

>>723281551
PLZ?

Another ship lands in the distance.

The crew go investigate!

OP is just copying a previous OP. They're not making OC, don't bother.

>>723281665
>implying you're satan

>>723281671
roll for this sounds interesting

>>723281551
Come on

>>723281688
Wasted dubs

>>723281590
Reroll

>>723281688
They literally posted in >>723281288

>>723281688
dubs of truth

>>723281733
Fuck off

>>723281651
Fuck you. Dubs and then they find a fuel resevoir

They refuel and send a transmission to earth saying there is a planet that is habitable. They get a response saying more people are on the way.

when u repeat to urself: its over, overoverover er over ober ober obers sobers sober sober and suddenly u have done it yayyyy.

>>723281733
FUCK YOU

>>723281551
I give up

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Ainsley Harriott shows up and gives them a good 'ol rub

>>723279069
>Finds a cave.

>>723281733
DAMMIT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN


The dragon fucks off and tge astronauts go exploring

>>723281800
AAAHHH

>>723281800
xDDDDDDDDDDD

>>723280569
Rerollin for a 3rd term. The more the merrier

>>723281800
Kill yourself

>>723281774
Damn

reroll

>>723281800
Thanks Chef!

Ainsley cooks the dragon, who for some reason just died.

Fuck the dragon

>>723281888
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP HAVING SEX

>>723281888
Are you serious nigger

>>723281898
rollf 4 this

>>723281931
>>723281774
Rolling for this

>>723281965
Rerolling

This thread is pure madness man

>>723281986
Samefagging it

If dubs or trips the crew cannot have sex beyond this post

Everybody takes turns fucking the dragon

Can we just get the fuck out of this planet so we can stop fucking?
>>723281774 if trips
>>723281590 if dubs

>>723282071
This

All dubs and trips include sex. No exceptions. +2 pop each time

Rolling for space ship magically gets repaired and we go out to space to find another planet.
>>723282002
The other thread was relatively tame. Almost like reading a dictionary.

This thread went full PLS STOP OH GOD I BEG YOU IT HURTS WHY DO I FEEL PAIN EXISTENCE IS THE WORST THING TO EXIST.

>>723282043
All of there reproductive organs shut down,

>>723282080
Rerolling this if dubs

all females die

>>723282071
Again

On of the astronauts had aids. Due to constant fucking, they all have it now

>>723282080
Rolling for this shit

quads and we reset

>>723282071
Yes

all crew commits to getting fuel asap becouse its fucking cold and annoying

>>723282190
Rolling

After this post, no more sex

FUCKING BEAR-BEES.
FLYING BEAR-BEES.

>>723282213
roll 4 this

>>723282224
FUCK. TWO OFF>

Eat corn

>>723282080
Roll

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>>723281688
OP here, I'm the real OP that made everything, i'm using some of the previously made animations from when I made earlier threads this past week.

Orgy it is

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>>723282149
Are you sure you want to go that route?

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>>723282278

>>723282323
Again what the fuck

>>723281800
well posted friend
Ainsley cooks up one of the astronauts for liking traps, creatures from surroundings smell the fried faggot en croute

They suck the dragon off

>>723282291
buttsex for everyone

>>723282323
/thread

Also roll for this>>723282185

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A beedog flies out of the woods and kills the dragon.

They keep it as a pet.

Turns out their ship was tampered with sometime after landing. Thrusters unusable

>>723282080
Kek has abandoned us

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Everybody kills themselfes bc of depression

>>723281888
Where's my children OP?

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The dragon turns in to a dragon lady.

She wishes to join the crew.

+1 crew.

>>723282283
The astronauts masturbate all over their food supplies.

>>723282637
Yeah

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>>723281800
Ainsley Harriott shows them a good 'ol rub

+1 food

>>723281888
They all have sex again
+2 population

The population is getting larger, there is not enough food and water for everyone.

There are hungry and thristy
-2 water
-2 food

>>723282637
that sounds fun

the astronauts split in 2 teams, one moving south, one moving north exploring the area.

trips
the astronauts split in 2 groups, both groups share to 50% the ressources and set up a camp north and south of the spaceship.

they are now at war.

>>723282706
roll

Op is gone

>>723282706
roll i want those trips

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Eat all the corn

>>723282700
OP stop stealing dubs you faggot

>>723282706
come on guys we can get those trips!

>>723282637
Rollll

>>723282706
i want those trips!

rolling!!!

>>723282700
Melt some more ice for water! Oh god.

>>723282733
>>723282706
Awww shit son.
We just divided by zero.

>>723282706
WAR WAR WAR!!!

They circumsize themselves with rusty scissors.

>>723282706
trips get

>>723282776


All the corn eat it

They melt ice with fuel to get some water

>>723282886
GOD DAMNIT NEAR TRIPS!!!!!!

They all fuck again

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>>723282899

>>723282700
Orgy.
+5 population

Eat weak astronauts who are old

>>723282943
Kill yourself

>>723282706
fucking trips... come on already!

Astronauts arrange a BLM demo.

>>723282899
A winrar is me.

>>723282978
Roll

They burn down their spaceship

Rolling for trops.

>>723283031
Again

>>723282706
Roll

>>723282706
if this gets trip i will make south team beeing niggers and north team beeing whites and it will all ww3 :p

>>723282706
come on i want that war!

They sacrifice half of population to get fuel to get the fuck out of this shitty nigger Planet

>>723282706
WAR!

>>723282700
They use the remaining corn as a dildo

PLANT MORE CORN

>>723283207

Roll

>>723283201
so.... close....

An ancient city can be seen from the distance. and could be a two travel.

>>723283200
:)

They offer the locals their 6 Children:
-6 pop
+10 food
+10 water
+8 fuel
And the virginity of the chief's daughter.
+2 pop

>>723283259
REROLL

>>723283233

Oh boy

>>723283207
Where the fuck do you want to plant them there's ice everywhere you dumb faggot.

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Check out these wasted dubs

>>723283259
Also rolling for this.
Children are replaceable!

>>723283295
Rollin

>>723282706
op make this even if we aint getting trips everyone wants it!

>>723282185

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>>723283351
kill 6 people and plant it in their assholes

>>723283444
Heh, die fags

>>723282706
trips chance aint high enouth...

>>723283433
WINRAR

>>723282080

>>723283433
>>723283295
>>723283259
Nice.
Good bye babies.

>>723283444
Oh dear.

>>723283233
That's a sore dildo.
Especially made worse by the aids post

>>723283499
Can we go for 3?

On of the settlers rapes the chief's daughter and she kills herself and the raper is hung for his actions.

i want that split team war stuff

f>>723283555
ffs

>>723282899
After finishing with the circumcision, they pile all the foreskin together and start a cult worshipping it. Their combined efforts cause Smegmar, Lord of the shmeckle to take form and fly them to space.

>>723283555
that should count for the south/north team war thingy..

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>>723283555
Gj m8.. real fucking nice

Rip

This thread is dying. Op post another thread pls

Every dubs give +1 fuel. Every wasted dubs give +2. Every trips get +3.

i want that nazi war starting

>>723283695
>>723283669
>>723283602
I'm sorry.
I'll make up for it!

The crew cut down 14 trees.
They make charcoal and get 7 fuel.
They also find some apples. 2+ food.

>>723283728
Thanks to fuel excavation of course

>>723283815
Rolling for this.

Trips and they find fuel and book it to earth

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>>723282733
They use from fuel to melt more ice into water
-1 fuel
+1 water

>>723282899
The males circumsize themselves with scissors

>>723282706
The group is too large, they decide to split up into two groups (red and blue)

Blue team moves the to frozen lake
Red team moves to the north

they all fart, the methan and co2 starts global warming

>>723283728
woah, careful there.. we don't want to get invaded by 'murrica

>>723283879
fuck

>>723283948
I really want to gtfo of this planet