/b/ tried to have sex for the first time today and i couldn't

Your weiner is that of an old man

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>>723278912
go nofap for a few weeks, lots more foreplay, have her shake her shit round, rub up on u, suck u off, eat her out a bit if u into that etc

>>723278912
you were nervous and couldn't get hard, you are not unique or weird, this happens to people all the time, and i wouldn't be surprised if the next time you go to do it there wont be a problem

god speed young fella

take your time, if you dont have time make some.

if your dicks not hard, take a deep breath and ask her to help you relax and get into because your nervous. most importantly take. your. time.

>>723278912
either nerves or you jerk too much

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>>723278912
>Next time
Lel that ain't happening

Stop fapping to porn you idiot.

If all your dick knows is deathgrip and extreme porn, no wonder it doesn't wanna work in pussy.

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>>723278912
Well, next time just tell him to blow you a little until it gets up and then destroy that ass hole.

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>>723278912
Tie it to a Popsicle stick next time. Works every time.

>>723278912
Same happened to me the first few times. I think I was just so nervous, my system fucked off on me. If the girl is cool she'll understand and you can ease into it later. Don't beat yourself up.

>>723279642
One time I asked a girl to help me out. Had mild whiskey dick. Instead of the obvious bj, she gave my dick the death grip and practically punched it over and over. Said fuck it. Slipped the rope in and let the wet snatch help it get hard.

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>>723279642
she did suck my dick for a while, but about 30 seconds after taking my dick from her mouth, it started going soft again

Eventually i was about to come from just a bj though

>>723280069
Well try to suck his cock instead, maybe that will turn you on.

Try the same thing with a man. If it stays up, you've learned something new about yourself.

>>723278912
Same thing happened to me first time OP. Its perfectly normal. Your were too anxious to enjoy it.

>>723278912
It's like a downward spiral. You try not to think about not getting hard but that only makes you think about not getting hard. So you need to find something that will always get you hard. For me its 69ing, kissing with her stroking my dick. Eyecontact is also a mayor turn on. Anything that takes my mind of my own cock.

>>723278912
Same for me don't worry, next time will be better

This will be the best advice you will ever have. Stop masturbation, I have been on nofap for over 100 days as I was long distance with my girlfriend (visiting family). My cock is rock hard and I have never felt more of a man sexually in my entire life. Search up NOFAP on Reddit OP and trust me you wont regret it.

>>723280162
Kekkkkk

>>723278912
Time for some real talk OP.

You were nervous. It happens. I had the same experience my first three times, made up for it by accidentally being good at head. Fourth time and onward it was fine.

You might be surprised how common this is. If the girl isn't a total piece of shit they'll take head, maybe a toy and roll with it.

>>723278912
enjoy a lifetime of wizardry

thanks for the advice /b/ros

>>723278912
#nofap

>>723280431
I just turn it around and think "PLEASE DONT GET A HARD ON" fking smart

quit porn and masturbation. Solved motherfucker.

You were almost certainly just nervous. Next time just try not to worry about it and focus on enjoying the moment. It also happens to me sometimes if I'm really tired, so could be that too.

>>723278912
happened to me the first time. dont worry about it. just nerves. next time make sure ur warm and well rested. cover ur selves with blankets

>>723278912
Source of the picture?