Would you leave your child alone with Shrek?
No, because shrek isn't real and i've never had sex so i don't have a child.
>>723277062
If I can watch the human princess in a donkey show in the mean time, then yes.
But I wanna be with the ogrelord!
>>723277330
>i've never had sex
What a shocker :^)
yeah, that's fine. I get a couple fucking minutes to myself and they get some free ice-cream...score...they're faggots if they let Shrek penetrate them..."pussies!!! What the fuck have I been telling you all these years?!! There's GOOD touch and BAD touch!!!!, now get back in there and score some REAL SWAG!!!!"