I get bullied verbally and physically on a daily basis at school and it has caused me to go into a downward spiral of depression
help
>inb4 kys
>inb4 shoot up your school
>>723277036
shoot up your school
Kys
>>723277104
>>723277079
Well, I'm out of ideas
I was hoping you could help me out bros.
>be me
>meet a girl at work, couple of days later we match on tinder
>We are doing good, chatting and meet a couple of times
>She seems very into me, mutual feelings
>last night we meet and have sex
>today she texted that can we be just friends for now since she has lots of stuff to deal with
Did i fucked up or?
I really like her and want to see her more.
>>723276461
Translation: You either have a small penis or you're lousy in bed.
>>723276461
You did something wrong (which is probably in reality, NOTHING).
Forget her, move on.
If she's willing to fuck you then find issue with you and message you "let's be friends" the next day, she's not worth it.
Don't act like a dick, just act like you're not bothered (this annoys the woman and for some reason in some circumstances make them want you again).
>>723276587
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>>723276952
thanks anons
fml
HAIL OUR NEW FUHRER
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>>723277949
kys normie
What was this guy's name again?
>>723276942
ben dick cum batch
cumslut bumblebuck
Jizz Cumcammuer
cwmbran sluts?
Yes, they are
>>723278036
Knew that lol
Hooked up with a 15y/o from Cwmbran, though she was living in Chepstow at the time
>Be me, high school vocalist
>Have a concert
>Mom texts me a number she thought was my sister's
>Reply to text about concert details
>Realize the number isn't showing up as one of my contacts
>Does not compute
>Ask who the other number is
>Mom says, "Isn't that your sister"?
>get text back, says: "Hella nah thing YunngBucc from the BBMC yeeee".
>ohfuck.jpg
>PM my mom and send her sister's contact info
>She used my sister's 10 year old Google Voice number
>She sends a text to the fucking group chat: "Oops, sorry".
>Mfw my mother texted some agressive hoodrat without knowing and then sent another text after learning that they were a hoodrat
>Mom has had smartphones for 10+ years
>Mfw the stereotype about old people and tech is true
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This was years ago
BABYBOOMER HATE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post your stories!
>>723277102
>Be me a couple years ago as teen living in parents house
>Walked into living room with step mom sitting on couch working on something on the computer.
>Good morning!
>Looks away from computer to chit chat
>Looks back at computer
>Ugh! What the heck! This stupid computer is always doing stuff i didn't tell it to!
>Look over at it
>Porn ad pop up
>Anti-virus software pop up
>Computer shuts down
>Computer turns back on and is upgrading to Windows 10.
>Mfw
Guise who have a house and hate to vacuum, but a roomba or a botvac... Ffs it changed my life. Why didn't I buy one earlier....
ITT: ROOMBA 980 VS BOTVAC CONNECTED. WHO WINS?
>>723276616
I will take part in your scheme you rogue.
>>723276616
Guys just to let you know it's not a replacement for your Ole Mille. But it sure helps a lot at home. And the cleaning map you get at the end is like amazing....
>>723276725
LOL what?
What do you do when faced with an irresistible force?
become immovable object
>>723277822
dream the impossible dream
ITT describe yourself with 2 traits
I am very sad and autistic
broody asshole
judgemental cunt
>>723277893
I am very pedo and cool
>>723247832
creepshots continued
oc
ITT we post hints and tips for getting good shots: I always ask for directions, gives me a chance to get closer.
OC
My friend and I have been debating this lately: How do you pronounce pepe?
>>723276627
pej-pej
pee pee
gerard
Caption this.
>>723276878
"OP is a faggot"
>>723276878
Stalin did nothing wrong
>>723276878
Godzilla 1998 was superior to Godzilla 2014
What are your feelings about moot?
Who?
>>723277689
I miss that faggot
Hotwheels was better
Degrading deaths
ok, post more. stop censoring too.
Wait...You keep a boner when you ded?
http://hellrising.com
Hey /b/ play this game, I've posted about it in the past and you guys should make a group again.
Quick description:
Hell Rising is a post-apocalyptic browser-based MMORPG/survival simulator inspired by Urban Dead. The game is set within a quarantined city of which the inhabitants have been mutated by a special type of fungal infection. You can play as either a human, zombie, or a unique infected type known as a vampire. You may choose to attempt survival as a human, or hunt those that do as one of the undead, but death only means you continue your existence as a different kind of monstrosity.
Some good places for supplies or base building are at 509,512. Its wincross police department. It has guns/ammo, you can access a island prison from inside with more supplies and a mall and laxarix building (place where you can get serum to cure the infected) nearby.
The other area of importance is fort boilings at 516,498. It has every supply you will ever need but its dangerous because undead players target it. I would only make supply runs there unless you plan to be online a lot and have a lot of people to help you defend it.
A set of work-in-progress beginner's guidelines can be found here:
http://slimebeast.com/forum/hell-rising/tyr's-newbie-guide/
And maps of the quarantine zone can be found here:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/hellrising/images/0/00/Serling.png
Quick guide on making groups:
http://hellrising.wikia.com/wiki/Creating_a_Group
Map of the game
Screenshot that is on the front page of the site for those who are to lazy to look and are gonna ask me for a screenshot
>>723276918
How good does my potato need to be I get max 1.9mhz