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>ITT worst/weird sexual experiences
Mine is a mix of good and bad.
>Be 19, good looking male
>since I was 18 I have been a regular at a local swingers club
>Being that young made me quite popular with the cougars aged 45-50
>In the middle of a group sex session I have a cougar riding my face
>Feel a mouth on a my dick, nice
>While having my whole field of view blocked by pussy I recieve the most amazing blowjob ever
>Really intense orgasm so I have to move the cougar from my face after a few seconds
>Check around
>The other women are mid bang and atleast 3meters away
>wtf just happened
>Talk to the host
>He just laughs and said he saw me get blowed by a middle-aged man
I have really mixed feelings about this experience. That is by far the best blowjob I've ever had, and I've had my fair share. Like no woman has ever been close to making me cum like that, even less with her mouth.
Have tried getting a BJ from a dude afterwards but couldnt even get it hard. Just can't get turned on by dudes
gg ur life is over
Have another one
>Be 19
>Get invited over to fuck a married woman
>"He won't find out, he's out of town"
>Get there
>Fuck
>Walk out the bedroom grabbing my clothes on the floor
>Husband siting in living room
>Tosses me a beer, asks me to sit down
>Get dressed fast and sit down
>Tells me he can't get it up so he let's her do this so she's satisfied
>Drink beer
>Never return
That was actually kinda sad. But when I first saw him I thought I was going to be killed
If the guy was like, a 19 year old trap, i would be OKAY. with it, but you are gay as fuck getting sucked off by some old ass truck driver nigga 40 years old fag >>723282527
Any kik groups?
Why don't you make one
^^
new celeb thread
any g?
My thread!
You're fucking this girl, she gets up and says 'You're too fucking small, haha. Get out of my apartment loser'.
What do you do?
>>723281636
Shit on her floor and leave.
jokes on you i never leave my house, what a loon
Look her in the eye and say yeah I've got a small organ but to be fair it's never played in a cathedral before
This faggot took my knife in CS:GO can someone help me fuck him over?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/iiAzmo/
67 dimzy // CS.MONEY
>Pic unrelated
>>723282520
proof please
Fuck off kid
Not your personal army, newfag.
Are women still useful in the modern world, considering all of the technology we already have?
>>723282592
But who would make us sandwiches?
>>723282592
>>723282674
yes pic related
>>723282674
/thread
Bondage thread
did you wrap yourself in fucking cling-film?
you fucking autist.
>>723281808
Thats not me but ok
>>723281667
op is a faggot
R34 bread. GO!
>mfw my girl leaves me for a nigger
just the natural way of things
How can a girl that was never with you leave you?
>>723282330
savage
Start Rolling!
>>723281820
2-3
2-3 or no reason to live
twitter whore
got her phone number
wwyd with her number
>>723282911
throw it away because I have respect for myself not to fuck whores.
>/thread
Photoshop Contest!! Top prize 50,000 credits!
Ask away you lonely fucks.
Hope the answer you get isn't what you want.
>>723282779
8 ball-chan, if you dream about someone and it seems vivid, does that mean the person youre dreaming about is dreaming about myself as well?
>>723283137
I dont want to doubt you 8ball chan but may i ask again for proof?
should i try to fuck christina
Which one is /our guy/?
>>723282643
prince
>>723282643
Given the fact that this place is filled with pedofags, I'd say Jackson
who is that girl?
Sarah Jean Underwood. Now leave
lalalalalalalalalala
>>723282789
It's Jess!