ITT - Wrestling's best alternative timelines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KALW5VfaE

>>2658065
Jimmy Ocean nearly ruined Britain's economy, not George Soros
Jimmy Ocean invaded the Falkland Islands, not Argentina
Jimmy Ocean was the first man on the moon, not Neil Armstrong
Jimmy Ocean invaded Poland on Sept. 1, 1939, not Adolf Hitler
Jimmy Ocean killed Princess Diana, not the Queen
Jimmy Ocean told Coke to change their formula, not the board of directors
Jimmy Ocean told Napoleon to invade Russia, not Tallyrand

>>2658070
Jimmy Ocean was responsible for Vatican II, not the Pope
Jimmy Ocean was responsible for Islam, not Mohammed
Jimmy Ocean causes global warming, not excess CO2
Jimmy Ocean put Trump in the White House, not dumb white trash
Jimmy Ocean pulled France out of Algeria, not Charles De Gaulle
Jimmy Ocean made vaping a thing, not douchebags
Jimmy Ocean is the reason Justin Long has a film career, not Satan

>>2658077
Jimmy Ocean shot Trayvon Martin, not Zimmerman
Jimmy Ocean desegregated American schools, not the Supreme Court
Jimmy Ocean bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Japanese
Jimmy Ocean created the polio vaccine, not Jonas Salk
Jimmy Ocean warned us about 911, not Israel
Jimmy Ocean killed Osama bin Laden, not Seal Team 6

Jimmy Ocean invented the telephone, not Alexander Graham Bell
Jimmy Ocean crossed the Alps, not Hannibal
Jimmy Ocean wrote The Diary of a Young Girl, not Anne Frank
Jimmy Ocean caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, not a meteor strike
Jimmy Ocean causes the tides to go in, not the gravitational pull of the moon
Jimmy Ocean created the heavens and the earth, not God

>>2658093
The last one is just common knowledge, Jimmy Ocean is god

Bump because nothing Jimmy Ocean belongs on the third page

>Jimmy Ocean was responsible for Islam, not Mohammed
>Jimmy Ocean made vaping a thing, not douchebags
>Jimmy Ocean desegregated American schools, not the Supreme Court
>Jimmy Ocean caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, not a meteor strike

Damn, Jimmy Ocean is a real fucking asshole.

>>2658065
Thread theme

>Jimmy Ocean fucked steph, not Savage
>Jimmy Ocean was solely responsible for the Attitude Era
>Jimmy Ocean fucked Lita, not Edge
>Jimmy Ocean was filming the Paige fiasco and uploaded it online
>Jimmy Ocean came up for the idea of Star Wars
>Jimmy Ocean is the main reason why Trump is in office
>Jimmy Ocean created the 10 commandments
>Jimmy Ocean defeated the Nazis
>Jimmy Ocean dropped the bombs on the nips stating "fuck outlaw wrasslin"
>Jimmy Ocean was the man who shot Kennedy
>Jimmy Ocean gave the Columbine Kids shooting lessons
>Jimmy Ocean created Man and Woman