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>>2688986
finally a worthy opponent, hopefully they'll go through with it before they decide to give emo werewolf nigger chick the return from injury title win

>>2688988
weebs BTFO

>>2688986
>expecting anything remotely good from wwmeme

Hahahahahahaahahahaahahahhaahahahahhahaahhahaa

>>2688983
>smarks always complained about Russo being a hack using worked shoots
>Phil's bread and butter was worked shoots
This really makes me wonder ....

It actually WAS CM Pumk talking to Triple H though. Keyfabe never dies, it just adapts.

>>2688983
He never broke kayfabe.. they used CM Punk to represent the internet smarks in the storyline and Punk accepted to do the job.. he was just following the script

>>2688930
Sasha vs Bayley

>>2688930
Señor Joe vs Kurt Angle

Bray Wyatt vs Asuka win or lose gets endeavored

>>2688863
>Booker T vs Rick Martel (c) - 3.5
A solid match, but Martel doesn't do a lot to stand out here. The winner of this match has to wrestle immediately afterwards, so my interest piqued more the longer it went. Booker takes just enough of a beating here to amp up the next match's drama without making it unbelievable.
>Booker T (c) vs Perry Saturn - 3.75
The Brain calls out that if Booker loses this match, he will have the shortest title reign in the sport's history. That's pretty hilarious considering how many trash title reigns the sport would see in decades to come. Interestingly, this match actually goes longer than the first one. Perry Saturn understandably dominates for most of the match, but evening the playing field is the knee injury he has to fight through. He drops a huge bomb onto Booker T from the ropes to the outside ring, which is easily the match highlight. Booker shows durability and cunning by slowly wearing out Saturn before finishing the job with an admittedly lackluster kick to the face. Booker already looks like a king in 1998.

Wikipedia tells me that Martel was supposed to win, but he tore a ligament in the first match. Booker and Saturn had to improvise their entire match.

>>2688951
>Disco Inferno vs La Parka - N/A
Snack break match. Should have been later in the ppv for optimum snackage.

>Goldberg vs Brad Armstrong - 3.25
Easily one of the better Goldberg squashes I've seen. You never truly expect Armstrong to win, but he puts up enough of a fight that you can't help but appreciate the guy. They accomplish a lot in just 2:23.

>Chris Jericho (c) vs Juventud Guerrera - 3
Jericho brings a lot of personality to the match, and charisma-vacuum Guerrera erased all of it. Maybe I missed something great but I just could not care about this match. My only other exposure to WCW cruiserweight title matches has been Eddie vs Rey, so I was anticipating a hell of a lot more. Nothing offensively bad about this match though. Jericho wins so Guerrera has to take his mask off, which Jericho joked about to my great pleasure.

>The British Bulldog vs Steve McMichael - 3.25
I'm not going to say much because this was a short, solid match. I will say that The British Bulldog is possibly the most underrated wrestler of all time he deserved a spot at the top of WWF during his time at the company.

>Diamond Dallas Page (c) vs Chris Benoit - 4.5
The ppv picks up in a big way during the final stretch, and this has to be the best match of the night. Benoit pulls out all the stops and you're left with the impression that he could have gotten that victory had he been up against anybody other than DDP. The Diamond Cutter in this match is as smooth as butter, making for a believable ending to a wonderful exhibition of wrestling.

>>2688955
>Lex Luger vs Randy Savage (No DQ) - 3.5
The theme of the night was supposed to be WCW vs NWO but you don't really feel that until this match. Luger looks uncomfortably past his prime but Macho Man looks terrific in black. Luger has his ribs bandaged up and Randy has Miss Elisabeth in his corner, so Randy losing here does unfortunately makes him look a bit weak. However, we get some important storytelling. NWO come out to assist Randy in the end and Hulk stops it, claiming that Randy is holding the group back. They turn their back on the Macho Man, jettisoning him from the group.

>The Outsiders vs The Steiner Brothers (c) - 3.5
Dusty and Ted might as well have not come out during this match. We get to see a dominant Rick Steiner for a bit, which was appreciated. Then comes the betrayal from his brother Scott, which was perfectly called by the commentary team. The icing on the cake is Scott having to hand the belts over to Hall and Nash personally.

A quick note has to be made for how wonderful Scott Hall is on the mic prior to this match. NWO is huge at this point.

>Sting vs Hollywood Hogan - 4.25
We have a vacant title here. This is a beautiful bout of classic wrestling. These two not only keep the wrestling interesting, but they demonstrate a veteran understanding of the importance of acting even while inside the ring. It's funny that Sting essentially rips off Hogan's hulking up gimmick. When things turn in Sting's favor, NWO come out to interfere. Sting does a pretty good job holding them off on his own but a punished Randy Savage comes out to strike Hogan in the head with a spraycan. Sting earns his victory and the crowd erupts. Sting paints WCW across Hogan's torso to close out the show.

>>2688774
That's not Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada.

>>2688776
Okada vs Shibata was better

>>2688774
Best match is one that drew most money and got loudest reaction for the longest so it's up there.

no shit the ratings are on the shitter

>>2688724

>born and raised in the US
>does not have Canadian citizenship

Yeah you're not claiming Brock

>>2688731
Brock has been Canadian citizen for past decade. He's ours now ya ding-dong diddly fat boy.

I'm sure the UK show will go the same way. Only reason it's 7 is due to it being new.

Which is a shame since it shits on Smackdown, Raw and NXT

>>2688703
This.

>>2688601
>Fact you watch or care about this

kys

>>2688601
Two vanilla indy manlets that nobody cares about. What is their gimmick anyways? They build stuff?

>>2688601
Ciampa is only good at comedy matches being carried by Chucky T

>>2688497
Not a fan. Saw few of his videos. Parodies ok. But how guys like him get big following is beyond me then again not really when I think about it. My level of knowledge about the industry is way above what people who watch him probably have i.e. I can see newer wrestling fans especially being intrigued by his content.

If people want to learn about the business, & I'm being serious here, listen to a guys who have been there & done it. That's why I never understand people mocking or disregard someone like wrestler/creative team/agent Disco Inferno who worked with Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Macho Man, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, Nash, Hall, AJ Styles etc. when i'm willing to yet they'll watch CuckCulture or this Brian Zane fella.

BLITZ TEAM WORLDWIDE

HE'S TRASH

HE'S GARBAGE

*INCOHERENT SHOUTING*

>>2688526
but Zane's an indie wrestler

>>2688411

Wyatt and Boogeyman didn't work.

>>2688411
I think they basically did a Bray Wyatt with him. He lost just about every match he had and fizzled out before he could face Taker.

>>2688411
white is not scary

>>2688402
Based MemeXT

I get it's just his opinion but I feel like Dave was kinda a stodgy old guy on Breezango/Usos.

Like, it's okay for wrestling to just be fun and goofy sometimes dude, damn.

>>2688402
wtf does wwe have to do to get a five star match from him?

I DING-DONG DIDDLY r8 it an 80808080 haha

It was pretty good I guess... 4 stars

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>>2688340
Fucking rad. I'm still kicking myself over the fact that I didn't go to see it live at takeover, like it happened literally 40 mins away from where I live.

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>>2688339


fuck off cuck

>>2688339
>based state treats a heel like a heel instead of acting like faggot smarks and cheering for a cheater

really activates my almonds

>>2688345
>>2688343

these

seek sunlight and get a clue you autistic nigger

>>2688303
thanks for the bump

Probably 3 stars so one of the best womens's matches this year at least.

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NOT TILL I SAY JUMPDAFUCK UP ASP YA GOT IT

ok....

'bout time I set this record straight
'cause' all the needlenose punchin' is makin' me irate
sick o' my bitchin' fallin' on deaf ears
where you gonna be in the next five years?
the crew and all the fools and all the politics
get your lips ready, gonna gag, gonna make you sick
you got dick when they passed out the good stuff
bam are you sick of me?, good enough had enough


JUMP DA FUCK UP

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YA CAN'T KILL ME

CAUSE I'M ALREADY DING-DONG DIDDLY INSIDE YA

YA CAN'T KILL ME

CAUSE I'M ALREADY DING-DONG DIDDLY INSIDE YA

YA CAN'T KILL ME

CAUSE I'M ALREADY DING-DONG DIDDLY INSIDE YA

People = Shit would be a fitting entrance theme for Corbin.