ITT: /asp/ Book Vince's Death

>it's 2039
>Viewership is limited to those watching local public access
>two fat smarks chanting cm punk for the entirety of shows, no one else in attendance
>shows happen in the same chuck-e-cheese parking lot every week
>Stock is not even worth a penny for several shares and is traded back and forth between those smarks
>It happens to be wrestlemania night
>Roman Reigns vs. Colt Cabana for the Supreme Multiversal Championship is the main event
>Vince dies peacefully in his sleep after nodding off during the show.

How many people are waiting to piss on his grave when he goes?

Vince is dying the night after Roman Reigns' coronation at Mania

the crowd will salute vince by cheering Reigns like crazy

turns out that Vince literally killed himself to get Roman over

HHH vs Shane Ladder mach for the WWE copyright

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>>2690541
>Vince living until 2039

>>2690486
Do NJPW have the money to buy WWE and all the tapes? If it's similar to WCW it should be relatively cheap

>>2690643
Nobody knows how big their parent company is since it's private. NJPW was bought for a pittance compared to wwe's current value.

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>tfw you realise Vince will live forever

This man is one insane motherfucker I wont be suprised if he still works when he is 90+

>>2690677
Bushiroad pulled in around $200 million in revenue last year.

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>>2690603
Google Victoria Askew.

>>2690555
I'd ding-dong diddly mark out for that.

>>2690643
Bushiroad is a F2P games company, they have IPs like Love Live! and Cardfight!! Vanguard, they basically shit money.

>>2690486

Blown up after getting into his limo

>>2690643
Topkek

>>2690552
Roman will literally never be cheered at Wrestlemania under his current gimmick and booking

>Shane vs HHH and Steph for control
>Ding-Dong Diddlymatch at wrestlemania 40
>Hardcore ladder match
>Steph takes a bump from top of ladder
>HHH Jumps to save her
>Crazy Shane spot
>Shooting star press onto both of them from top of ladder
>HHH gets up first
>Wins
>Vince finn a gave Shane company in his will anyway

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>Cena beats Flairs record
>Shows up on NJPW World the next week
>"You see this belt right here is just a toy. I want the belt that matters, the IWGP Championship."
>challenges Okada
>Vince McMahon dies from shock

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>>2692642
top.fucking.kek