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LEONE

>it's a every wrestler's theme has a shitty soundbite at the start because Stone Cold got over that one time episode

MADRE

I'm too autistic to go to a gym and I don't have the finest PEDs money can buy

>>2709704
This mostly but I don't even know where to get shitty PEDs.

>>2709693
I don' fear my own mortality. Also stop positing the same thing here you do on /wooo/

Everyone seems to be big on Ju Jitsu. Maybe give that a try.

>>2705385
Traditional jiu jitsu is fine. Brazilian JJ is good for the cage, but for the most part is just a meme.

The only martial arts that you need is BJJ because it will be the only one to teach you about leverage which Helio created when he was a young boy dying of cancer and used to be able to beat a much bigger opponent. Also 90% of fights go the ground and this is where BJJ excells at

>>2704698
North Carolina

>>2704698
Meryl's Taint, North Carolina

>>2704698
Lucinda's Pussy, North Carolina

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First for bexpits

she talks funny

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>>2685277
its cute though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlFUkUTFXGs

>>2715411

forgot
>Suzuki
obviously

>he doesn't think having a goofy smile and cringy entrance isn't charisma!!!!
LMFAO
fucking dumbass with shit taste

>>2715411
Everyone who tries to have this conversation has no idea what charisma actually means. You THINK it means, "This person behaves in a way that *I* think is cool and appealing", but its much less subjective.

Charisma is personal magnetism. Its not like some high-art concept where a movie can be shit even though everyone likes it.
By virtue of the fact that a wrestler is over, they are charismatic.

*kills RAW*

*tanks ratings to record lows*

>>2715327
>>2715330
worked

velveteen dream's gimmick is prince

>>2715060
owens? enzo and cass?

not gonna lie im struggling here

also their names are all boring as fuck

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>>2715060

wcw world war 3
wcw haloween havoc

Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels WM21

>>2715050
>wcw world war 3
Sweet. I'll fire it up right now.

no

he also tells people to suck his dick

WOAT theme
https://youtu.be/gtWgQ1XPX4E

yes and he does awful struts and is like if seth rollins quit hitting the weights.

that's the gimmick

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>>2714771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZB6WXDuM1g

>>2714771
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males

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>Last name Savage bitch but no I'm not Randy

some cuck from MTV

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A GOAT who wins on MTV

A cuntish personality

Technically the McMahon speech, but there is no OFFICIAL start. The FIRST hint of the Attitude era was the Nash interview the night after Survivor Series 1995, and then continuing with things like Goldust.

The rise of Austin was massive, particularly around Survivor Series 1996.

Then it really kicked into gear with Bret Hart on Raw and the debut of Raw is War.

The summer of 1997 was Attitude before Attitude and laid the groundwork for the company.

Photoshop lmao

>>2714009
She is a 10/10 tummy goddess, but I bet her boob job is absolutely horrific. Worse than Charlotte's.

>>2714030

Her tits look pretty real, they jiggle the right way and don't have the stupid spacing or lumpiness.

>Dalton Castle
>One of the most over-the-top gimmicks in all of wrestling right now
>Vanilla
You people don't even care about the meaning of words, do you?

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>>2713770
>>2713782
>mfw Breezango become 'the boys'

>>2713770
Who /theboys/ here?