This is Vince McMahon at 71. What's your excuse, /asp/ies?

I'm too autistic to go to a gym and I don't have the finest PEDs money can buy

>>2709704
This mostly but I don't even know where to get shitty PEDs.

>>2709693
I don' fear my own mortality. Also stop positing the same thing here you do on /wooo/

>>2709693
That's Vince McMahon shooped on Dave Meltzer's boyd.

Kindly fuck off, Vince.

>>2709693
tfw to intelligent to work out

>>2709715
Nope, Dave's picture is the one that's photoshopped.

>>2709693
I don't use steroids.

remember that time he tore both his quads attempting a high-risk maneuver called 'standing up'

>>2709829
WHAT A MANEUVER

>>2709693
I'm not 71 yet.

>>2709829
His knees got caught up on the apron. He didn't tear his quads standing up, he tore them sliding into the ring.

Most /asp/ies wouldn't even be able to fit in between the bottom rope and the mat, so this criticism of Vince is pretty ridiculous.

>>2709829
Webm please

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>>2709693
>What's your excuse, /asp/ies?
no access to steroids

I can get meth, caine, and weed but no roids

That's my gym chain! Hope I run into him at one someday.

>>2709693
>those arms

No wonder he chose Jinder to lead the company to the future

>>2709888
Supposedly (according to Prichard) he tore the second one when he was backstage and the blood curdling scream exhoed throughout the locker room

>>2709693
id rather be posting here

>>2709693
one more match one more match one more match

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>>2709693
I have neither the free time for that level of working out or the money for the good HGH required to have that kind of body at 71. Hell I don't even have the money for the cheap roids. I have been hitting the weights though, so that'll probably make you fuckstains happy or something.

>>2710297
Just get a blackstone labs prohormone stack. If you eat right and actually lift you'll gain 10-15 lbs and get decently vascular

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>>2709829

>>2710399
Will never stop being funny.

>>2710297

As it happens Vince spends most of his free time at his office, and there's a gym built in the lower levels.

>>2709888
>Most /asp/ies wouldn't even be able to fit in between the bottom rope and the mat, so this criticism of Vince is pretty ridiculous.

To be fair though: Most /asp/ies also don't earn the world largest wrestling promotion and then book a Royal Rumble so badly, that the talent screws up the finish so we have to come running down the ramp desperately trying to put an understandable and acceptable finish to our own show.

>>2709693
I don't have access to steroids.

>>2711431
To gym also ?

>>2709716

>to intelligent

Sure you didn't mean "too stupid"?

>>2713302
your new is showing

I am natty.

>>2710399
Fucking indy shitters noselling all day.

>>2713387


>hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded

You're playing damage control.

I GUARANTEE IT

>>2713745
>leddit spacing

>>2713766

It's easier on the eyes.

I also use tomorrow format.

Any more ad hominems before you work yourself any harder?

>>2713745
Not even the same guy you obese faggot

>>2713302
>>2713745
it's a meme u dip

>>2709862
I laughed through my nose heartily and even let out a little chuckle

>>2713804
You're getting trolled by like 3 different people and can't even see it, it's great.

You guys need to do some learning on steroids.

Vince is definitely on steroids, but some of the comments in this thread are too much.

>>2709693

i drink water.

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>>2709693
YOU LOOKIN' REAL JACKED BABY

If you're rich and influential you can get a doctor to prescribe HGH off-label, why wouldnt you?

>>2709693
im 19

>>2714285

I'm aware of the meme, I'm calling him a lair. Fuck wit.

>>2714241

I guarantee I weigh less than you.

>>2714414

No dude, it's not trolling if I think you're all just retarded.

>b_but muh replies

You're replying right back, so who is trolling who ant dick.

I tried to hit the weights and get a clue but I quit after three weeks since I saw no improvement and was scared of the /fit/ guys making fun of me.

>>2709693

I have a hernia from work that I need surgery on. Cant get gains if you cant lift.

>>2709693
holy shit he looks gross

and also the weak, scared eyes of a brain damaged old man suffering from dementia. Sad!

>>2709693
I don't know if I have his resistance to heart trouble.

>>2709693
I don't like his aesthetics.

>>2714774
worked

>>2714951

No response? Thanks for admitting I was right all along Austin.

>>2714954
rent free

>>2709693
I don't have one I am a lazy sack of shit

>>2714977

Negative ghostrider. Im not worked and you have no idea what trolling even is. Back to /r9k/ with you, lurk moar.

>>2709693
Superior genetics that allows him to use every drug in the world without a fear of it affecting his heart.

>>2709693
Working out is a lie, don't fall for the meme.

You can do pushups and situps all you want but unless you have some sort of drug or miracle protein powder it won't work. Most people who are in good health don't even workout.

>>2715248

That's not entirely true, muscle training is important but so is strength to weight ratio. If your muscles are weak, so are you. However, cardio and calisthenics are more important than weight training.

>>2709693
>this is Vince at 1.7

>>2709693
Lol
Vince can afford the best gear.