Who was phone? edition
inb4 dixie carter
Dubs and it's Charlie Haas
>>2888091
>get her off
I would love to
The phonecall that saved RAW edition
it's gonna be gay
who here /SMACK/
It's shit. Smack wins again
Okay, so they've been building this up for months. Time for some last minute theories. The top ones at the moment appear to be:
> Kurt has been having an affair with resident TNA milf Dixie and it's being revealed tonight because Tennese
> Kurt has been boning Steph instead behind Hunter's huge back
> (From Solomonster) Chad Cable is the illegitimate love child of Kurt and Dixie and is going to be joining the Raw brand soon
> Kurt got the chocolate fever and Jason Jordan is his love child instead
Go!
>>2887699
>> Kurt got the chocolate fever and Jason Jordan is his love child instead
his wife is black
>>2887699
he got aids
>>2887702
Ah ha! More evidence.
Why don't they do a yearly Royal Rumble like match?
That, and be more like an adult show.
>>2887694
They tried to do it with the King of the Mountain match but the gimmick isn't as good.
All TNA ever needed to do was tour. That was it. Get money from investors and tour.
>>2887712
Touring would be a huge mistake, they can barely keep seats filled giving away free tickets at the exact same arena constantly. What makes you believe they can have any form of fanbase outside of their hq?
According to Meltzer, Sonny Smasher is backstage at Raw
Fookin ell, the absolute state of that belt
>>2887677
>According to Meltzer
You didn't hear this from me, but pic related was spotted at raw tonight.
>ram is in nashville
>dixie appeared in Kurt's documentary
wow what a big surprise
>RAM is using an old TNA storyline
>>2887657
MOMMY comes to save RAM
I hope it's true
>If he signed with WWE he would be buried by Neville and a comedy jobber on 205 Live instead of having 5 star matches with Naito
He dodged a bullet.
>>2887644
>tfw no Kota Ibushi in the Titus Brand
>yfw pretending to be an anime character is a better career move these days than joining WWE
WWE doesn't know what to do or care about high calibre talent who got big without WWE. The only reason they sign these outside stars is so other companies can't have them. I hope Omega and Ibushi never go to WWE.
>there is people who actually literaly unironically think that this guy can beat money in a boxing match
just look at this shit, he is slow as fuck, even chavez jr could take him, this man is a true mercenary shitting on his sport and risking his life for a few million dolarydoos
i would fucking stand still and let mayweather punch me in the face for half an hour if i was getting $100m
The thing is that Conor with boxing gloves is slower and has less power
>>2887628
>shitting on his sport
they gave CM Punk a contract, their brand has always been carny shit
>risking his life
pretty sure Floyd's jabs have never hurt anybody m8
>a few million dolarydoos
try 100 million
>worked etc
What's wrong with being a mark for yourself? How else are you meant to become and stay as the company's top guy?
There is nothing wrong with being a mark for yourself. Being a mark for the business is what's wrong. The 'i'm just happy to be here and wrestle:)' bs that millennials spout.
>>2887689
Lol nigga prove you aren't a millennial
Anyone have the video of Corny and Russo aruging on live television and vince macmahon was in the middle of it?
>>2887527
Noone??
ask wew or sc
they are cucks but resourceful
>>2887527
Why are people in the wrestling industry such whiny, vindictive, miserable mother fuckers? I've never seen the amount of infighting in anything else in the world.
Countries will go to war and then become allies in shorter duration than a typical wrestling feud.
Thoughts on Cathy "Feet" Kelley's body of work?
>>2887522
Her feet are too big. Bliss has the best feet in the wwe.
She's a fit bird who can speak without looking an idiot like most wimmen do when stick a mic in their face. Nowt else to say, besides feet are a dirty degenerate fetish and you should feel ashamed.
>>2887522
>works the feet fags
>works the pit fags
>works the tummy fags
holy shit is this the best pic ever taken?
are you ready?
Got the lube and a sock ready to go.
My dick is ready to take a trip to Dixieland.
>>2887504
ding-dong diddly who is that
Going to this indy show this weekend. What kind of weapon should I bring to the fans bring the weapons match?
Your virginity
Hopefully you'll lose it that way
A gun to kill yourself with in the parking lot before the show
>>2887463
Looks retarded.
Global Force Wrestling Welcomes Back Stars From Pro Wrestling NOAH
Ishimori To Compete At Destination-X; GFW Stars Moose & Eddie Edwards Will Compete in Japan In October
Nashville – Global Force Wrestling (GFW), a subsidiary of Anthem Sports & Entertainment Corp., announced today that it is expanding its talent exchange with Tokyo-based Pro Wrestling NOAH. http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0717/628207/gfw-expanding-relationship-with-pro-wrestling-noah/
>Partnership with a company that hasn't been relevant in over 10 years
>>2887423
Has-Been partnered with a Never-Was
NOAH may be struggling now but at least they had a heyday.
I remember when Noah was hot. Sad to see how they've fallen. They're basically the TNA of Japan now, so the partnership makes sense. I still love me some Marufuji
Roman vs Joe is tonight and we all know Roman is winning. Roman vs Lesnar at Summerslam has been planned for months now, so why can't they ever just swerve and change plans because everyone is aware of what is going to happen. I remember Roman vs HHH was rumored for like a year and they went through. That too had a predictable as fuck winner. Does Vince not realize how easy it is to make this show watchable? Just change some plans once in a while and not have shit written in stone months before it happens.
Because Vince is senile and only cares about pushing Roman at the expense of everyone else.
>>2887362
There's gonna be shenanigans, and both men will join the match at SummerSlam making it a Triple Threat. Maybe Braun will interfere or something.
>>2887368
this is what I'm hoping for
do the 4 way from last year but instead of deanetty and jasethy we get Braun and Joe