RAW GAMETHREAD #1

it's gonna be gay

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who here /SMACK/

It's shit. Smack wins again

>>2887725
Surprising absolutely no one

>>2887727
just here till Preacher starts

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Be honest, /asp/. Would you?

>>2887733
With the force of 1000 suns

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>>2887733
not into beastiality

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>>2887718
is he kurt angle's son?

>>2887733
if you asked me 6 months ago no but lately shes been growing on me, so yes

>New Japan faggots shitposting all week
>they still don't have a tv deal

Can gook lovers be banned?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

SOMEONE PLS CANCEL MODERN FAMILY PLEASE

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>Alexa Bless retweeted my tweet
I'm going it hit it big boys!

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3 hours and 15 minutes left.

>>2887733
Absofuckinglutely

>>2887759
>El SmackhermANO

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>tfw going to watch g1 and stardom instead of a wwe go home show

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>yfw kurt comes out as gay with Corey Graves

>>2887759
Acá papi esperando la llamada a Kurt Angulos

>>2887772
legit cringe

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>>2887775

>>2887762
Link please

>>2887718
anyone got a good stream?

>>2887764
she looks like a fucked up skeleton creature with all that skin stretched out on her face

>>2887784
taima dot tv/r/SCDos

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>>2887759
Aqui papo, listo para la fiesta de los payasos RAW.

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MARKING RIGHT NOW

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>>2887775

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>>2887783

hope angle is leaving

bring back foley

If this is a gay thing I'm done with the WWE

He's gonna reveal that he didn't really have a broken freaking neck

Oh it was false, it was damn false

DAVID BENOIT HAS BEEN SPOTTED ENTERING THE ARENA HE IS CONFRONTING ANGLE ABOUT SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES AROUND HIS DAD'S PASSING

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>Pork Laser as Universe Champ

lel kurt's gay

>I Kurt Angle, am in a gay relationship with Phil Brooks
>*STATIC*
>LOOK IN MY EYEEEEES WHAT DO YOU SEEEE

>Deanetty

Smack won in just a minute

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>Deanetty

welp, I made it 30 seconds

see you cucks next week

Meme ambrose!

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>Ambrosetty leading the show

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Who here /faggots/ ?

>>2887733
No. Race mixing is gross.

>>2887731
>just here till preacher starts
My nigga. Unless something really grasps me, I'm jumping shark midway with you.

Guys! I put 100$ on RAM being the B-show this week. I- I'm safe, r-r-right?

>lunatic cringe

LUNATIC CRINGE

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Is there a worse possible start to RAM than Deano's music?

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Deanetty vs Miz again

>starting with Dean
bye

>ambrose's music hits
>immediate go back to youtube and mute the tv

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>Probably have to watch all 3 hours to find out what's happening

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>>2887727
we in this bitch

>>2887817
>Dean
Absolutely

>>2887817
Of course

>>2887815
>being this much of a cuck
>the state of 2887815

how the fuck does dean even get cheers?

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>>2887799
fuck no

>>2887796
Congrats anon. Remember us while you're smashing that shit.

What is Dean ambrose gimmick? wrestling in jeans?

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>Deanetty

>>2887825
I think there's an hour interview segment or something AFTER Raw, so 4 hours

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REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR KURT ANGLE PREDICTIONS


>Kurt fathered a hand claimed

/smack/ wins

>>2887833
he's unhinged maggle

>>2887830
Kids like random

All of the shield are on raw and faces?

>>2887833
le wacky man

>>2887832
I'll do it for (you)

>>2887800
It's the year 2017, men having sex with men is not only acceptable, but completely natural as well.

You're not a homophobe, right?

>>2887751
This.

>Fox sports fucking up commentary and I either get shitty real time promo translations or no commentary at all

Yeah YEAHHH

Yo! Point to the quitter!

kek 0 pop for this losers jokes and cringe mic skills

>>2887733
God yes. Sexy bitch.

>>2887839
Kurt plotted with Steph to G kick Mick Foley

>>2887839
Angle announces that Bruce Campbell is his long lost brother. WWE promotes Ash vs Evil Dead seaon 3

wait... this feud is still going? How fucking long has it been now, surely over months?

>Steely Dan
Go away please

inb4 Seth Gable is Angles illegitimate son leaving Jasonetty on Smackdown.

Cringy as fuck come on Dean

Why do people even care about this shit anymore

Ambrose is awesome

>>2887744
Same here good brother.

>>2887839
Kurt has AIDS

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>STEELY DAN
>Dean names his chair after a sentient space travelling dildo from a Burroughs story

man, dean is so wacky and cool

>Dean and Miz are STILL feuding
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>2887733
yes
she's got one hella body

>>2887856
since smackdown

Ambrose getting some of the cheapest pops I've ever seen.

Put a fork in him, lads.

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>>2887784
http://sportsarefree.xyz/usa

>Saying ass before 10pm
What did he mean by this

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Ambrose is always drunk right guys?

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>>2887867

END IT

>Sethetty and Deanetty in the same segment
>Opening the show
JUST

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>2 hrs 53 mins to go

SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS

YEEEEEEEAHHHH
GET THE BAG

>>2887861

>seething

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>>2887826
welcome back Broski!

>>2887744
exactly this

>It's the 2367273273821th top faces and heels cut a 30 second promo and all get lumped against each other in a tag team match segement

Nashville litty AF

Dress your fookin' age.

>>2887861
Seeeeth Rollins.

>>2887877
Kiiillll meeeeee

>>2887873
He would be better on the mic if he was.

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>>2887877

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2 HOURS 50 MINUTES LEFT!!!!

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>>2887877
>mfw

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>>2887727
me nigga

Did bray die?

>>2887869
They were feuding before the split.

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>>2887839

Floyd or Conor?

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>The Shield is still on my television

>clan squad

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>>2887877

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>>2887883

Bring on the right hand of destruction, end this already.

>deanetty and jasethy

just nuke the ring right now

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>>2887888
Kek, also check'd

>>2887893
I laughed and I felt bad for laughing

>>2887864
Charlie Sheen already beat him to it. Vinny doesn't recycle storyli....oh nm

>>2887884
Tennessee is my city.

FUCKING XFINITY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Stream where?

Where's the Seth from that video game trailer who burned down that warehouse?

I like that guy a lot more than this guy and this guy's friends

>turn on TV
>Deanetty
>turn off TV

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>please don't be gay Kurt
Please

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post your favorite steely dan album

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>>2887727
Checking in

>>2887899
Yeahhhh YEAHHHHH

REMEMBER THE SHIELD??

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>>2887839

>>2887898
that doesn't explain anything tho. Why would she become the GM

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>>2887877

>>2887877
This shit is fucking brutal just fire ambrose HE STINKS!

>le SHEILD xD

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>Shield reunion

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>>2887893
LOL

APOLOGIZE

could they make seth look like any more of a dork

wtf it was already 3 years ago?

>SETH SAYING SORRY

what universe are we living in?

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>>2887877

>Every single gay of my life

2014 after shield there feud these 2 were the most interesting people in WWE

2017 they are the most blandest

HEEL WHEN

>>2887912
Why not? That would actually be a better storyline than romance triangle # 500
Billy and chuck were based til the BS reveal

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HAPPENING

>>2887914
Nice ant image.

haven't seth and dean crossed paths plenty without addressing the shield stuff?
roman was never this emo to seth bc he's /big dog/ as fuck

>>2887932
>most blandest

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ALL BOARDS REPORT

/v/ here

AMBROSE TURN COMING

Is that some rare consistency in the WWE?

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WHEN?

I wish I was watching the MVP/Matt Hardy feud where they became tag champs instead of this

ITS HAPPENING! ITS HAPPENING! ITS HAPPENING! ITS HAPPENING! ITS HAPPENING! ITS HAPPENING! ITS HAPPENING!

>>2887903
Based Daigo. How'd you like evo this year?

>Im sorry
Wow

JUST DO IT

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>>2887893

Cringe

This is awful

DO IT

>Seth thinks he's jesus

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>>2887939
/vp/ here

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>the gay community.

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>>2887939
/a/

JUST

DO IT
JUST DO IT

bdsm gimmick, finally some character development for seth

>apologizing

what a fag

DEW IT

>Lunatic
>doesn't hit someone in the back with a chair when given the opportunity
Dean sucks

RAM is kill.

chair kino

>>2887952
>Implying he's not

Has anyone notice They started to talk when Their Lips aren't moving?

>>2887943
I miss MVP desu.
>I'M COMIN

>>2887923
It's not really a Shield reunion if theres only 2 members, shit, Dean was teaming and fighting Romans battles for an entire year and it wasnt considered a shield reunion.

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>>2887939
/pol/ here

Based MIZ, here to save the segment!

heel dean would probably be good.
he is so fucking awful, post shield

Does anyone know the timing to Lucky Chloe's rage art?

>>2887945

Evo was solid, Tokido finally came up and there were upsets in almost every game.

>12 minute dean and seth promo so start off the show
wew, wwe really knows how to put buts in seats

Bo dallas was kneeling in mud

Just tuned in, whats going on?

Crossfit jesus taking chairshots 4 yer sinz

[Gray Screen]
We Shaft now!

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are they, dare I say it, going to hug?

Watching BIG3 on FS1 from Philadelphia probably sold more tix than battleground

>no maryse

>>2887959
bring back his nazi gf and this could work

Thank fuck Mike is here

Nashville btfo

Le Dino sensitivo

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>>2887958
>JUST DO IT!

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>more miz vs dean

What the fuck is Bo wearing?

>3 vs 2
Roman's coming out. screencap this

Miztourage vs Shield, WWE is too predictable

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The dirt involving Taya and Sexy Star in AAA is way more interesting than Raw

Bo Dallas looks like such a fag

>>2887978
ambrose heel turn foreshadowing

>mfw I just noticed Seth is balding

NO NOT ANOTHER GOOD ONE LOST TO BALDING

>miz and goldust will never feud

>>2887971
He should've went corporate during that Survivor Series tournament where it came down to him and Roman

Not a bad opening promo

CAME 2 PLAY GENTS

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would rather watch a promo in a different language i didn't know

stop forcing this cringey fringe meme

>>2887972
The trick is to pick a better character

>>2887994

I'm gonna need spoonfeeding or details there brah.

Face Seth is so bad

>Send Nudes

Lmao

>>2888001
are you fucking insane?

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>>2887939
/lit/ here

>>2887995
You take that back.

Man I love Bo's new look

This would have better weight if Seth didn't have that filler feud with Bray after Haitch and Joe
Or if Dean didn't have his own run of wacky stuff on Smackdown being on his own

Also I'm not buying the grand strategist Mix

this is the best opening segment on RAM in months

miz is great and all, but don't waste a shield reunion on this shit

>>2888015
this

He looks good

>have steel chairs
>stomp on him

>>2888010
does the send nudes sign actually have the guys number ?

Are the Mics broken?

Their Lips don't match on what they are saying

thank fuck miz is here, GOAT GOAT GOAT

>>2888001
>10 cents has been deposited into your WWE bank account

>that 5 person Roman chant

>>2887973
Yeah glad he finally got one. I felt kind of bad for Punk but but not that much since he'll be back.

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>>2887939
/co/

MIZ CURTIS AND BO
THE NEW SHIELD

>ROMAN ROMAN
Lol, they're actually chanting for the BBD

what a beatdown!

Why did no one ever just go out the side that the Shield weren't on?

>chanting for Roman
Well I guess we know where this angle is going.
Bravo Vince.

>ROMAN CHANTS
it's happening, vince finally succeeded!

it would look better is bo played the part.
wtf is he wearing lol

>>2888032
I don't know Tyson, you're right as always.

>>2888032
F A C T
A
C
T

>>2888019
>>2888015
Prepping him for spooky turn when bray brainwashes miz's troops during an intercontinental title feud

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>>2888017
Now your just being silly.

Crowd is dead

Roman doesn't care about his brothers.

>Roman somewhere not giving a fuck

>>2888025
Probably all obese or on roids

miz sucks

>>2888032
hows your neck and nattys beef game?

What's the over/under for King showing up in Nashville tonight? Maybe he's the secret?

>>2888032
Nice Fact, Tyson Kidd

>>2888007
http://www.thecubsfan.com/cmll/2017/07/17/0716-aaa-tv-in-monterrey-sexy-star-yes-her-returns-wins-reina-de-reinas/

Vampiro's full of shit, AAA tricked Johnny Mundo into giving them Taya's title belt, then vacated the title without telling Taya, just so Sexy Star could win it in her hometown, Taya's pissed and out of AAA. There's a lot of juicy drama here.

Things not mentioned in the article:
>Sexy Star is notoriously hard to work with in wrestling
>her boxing "career" was littered with fake injuries and she ducked any decent opponents

>Miz able to get people to chant for Roman
FUCKING BASED

>>2888032
Damn Tyson, when will you start booking matches

Dean will NEVER beat the miz.

I know this to be true.

>>2888037
its called style mark, look it up

>96 people will spend three hours watching this shit
Lmao

BBD is over, smarks on suicide watch.

BASEDBIGDOG

BIG DAWG
I
G

>>2888022
I notice that as well

>>2888051

Snap! Thanks for the head's up, will dig into once RAM REALLY drops off.

someon e shop that so it says "Kurt Angle Comes" right now please

my boy Bo getting that push

>>2888057
>>2888058
Are you two retarded or something?

>Bayley vs Bliss

Huh, a piss break after a commercial break. Cool

>>2888006
Nah man I'm going to win EVO with her

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>>2887939
/v/ lads represent

>>2888054
Good. Deanetty don't deserve a Grand Slam

Where do you guys stream raw?

>>2888049
I don't think you know how over/under works

>>2888065
Are you?

>>2888063
YEAH BOI
E
A
H
B
O
I

>>2888070
Sportsnet.ca

Surprised they haven't confiscated the Send Nudes sign yet.

>>2888062
"RAW tonight: Kurt Angle Comes"

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Which one of you all did this?

>>2888066
That's called a poop break

Will they just keep this lame ass feud going?
It was cool at first, but The Miz just keeps winning the same damn way everytime.

It's like we get it, The Miz is a pussy who loses 1v1 in the ring with Dean, but that doesn't matter since he has like 2-3 managers at all times.

POONJARBI
PRYSURN

Bayleno getting buried some more

>>2888068
Who are these qts?

>Bliss up next
Vince giving us no reason to stay after the first 30 minutes

Is Battleground reallly going to be on free access?

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>>2887939
/a/ here.

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comercials, post your waifus

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Styling & Profilin

>>2888080
go back to watching omega promos on youtube faget

PAJAMA
PRISON

OH MY GOD, USA IS FUCKED UP WHERE I AM WATCHING

This smoking commercial with the usb mouth people really creeps me out

>>2888086
Wow, he's cute.

>Making me wait nearly 3 hours just to see assup with Kurt
You win again Vincent

>>2888088
Axe man is the best dressed

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>>2887939
/his/ reporting in

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>>2888087

>>2888080
>2-3 managers at all times

It's called a stable

Just got here

Did I miss anything other than Dean being boring again?

>>2888090
What?

Is the angle bit going to be near the end?

Having to go to bed in around 45 minutes and that's the main reason I'm watching. Don't know why but just hoping it might allude to an angle match at SS.

>>2888091
>>2888091
>>2888091
>>2888091

>>2888101
Anon confirmed has sexual fantasies of Curtis Axel

Sometimes I wish THE ARTIST nakamura was on raw

>>2888103
No you're not.

>>2888106
finn live sex celebration with the hardyz

>>2888101
Oh, so you love him you faggot?

>>2888095
I think the one where the delivery guy hands the dude a box with a set of moving rotting teeth is much worse

>>2888101
Hello, Kurt

>>2888083
asian goddesses

CHARLY

>>2888103
>Who else here /best board/?

Time to fap

new bread

>>2888118

>>2888118

>>2888118

Wow, Bayley has a 10 out of 10 ass for a white woman.

muh fucking dick

>>2888106
The reanimated corpse of Andre the Giant appeared and challenged Roman Reigns to a 60 minute iron man match.

oh no, dead in the water time

>>2888120
Tell me where they come from in the next thread please.

No hype for bailey

>>2888111
Who doesn't?

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>>2888136
>white

Wow this RAM is off to spectacular fucking start.

>>2888129
2latem8

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>>2888136
>white

NIA IS MUMMY

>>2888136
Bayley is Hispanic.

le harly quinn jew merchant

Alex Bliss is proof that Ohio has the hottest women.

>>2888143
Bayley* you dipshit

why are all divas entrances so shitty? they should give someone a balor-esque entrance or something atleast interesting

>>2888067
>Not winning with Geese
Check out this Yellowbelly.

>>2888136
>white

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>>2888209

>>2888255
exactly my dude

I wish Bayley would give me her shirt

>>2888097
"He"

>>2888312
look at the bulge.

anyone been watching 2 cold scorpio shoots?