Going to this indy show this weekend. What kind of weapon should

Your virginity

Hopefully you'll lose it that way

A gun to kill yourself with in the parking lot before the show

>>2887463
Looks retarded.

A gun.

I tried that at NXT to kinda "force" Paige to be my girlfriend (lol not really force). It didn't work that time but glasses chick is pro waifu material.

I'll probably show up myself, since I was banned from NXT and the performance center I've got free time.

If you actually want them to use it just take some funny prop that they can fuck about and be creative with. That's the shit they take.

>>2887463
Bacteria and Virus drenched barbed wires.

I'm only joking.

They actually have some pretty cool wrestlers and tickets are cheap. I wish I had a local Indy like that

>>2887548

Local indies are fun. I don't even have to keep up with mine. They hang posters at the nearby gas station to let me know when the next one is. Just wish they served alcohol.

>chuck taylor
You had better go

>>2887463
Who's that Immortan Joe looking motherfucker?

>>2887577
you in PA?