HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>>2885658
I thought this was an exaggeration
>>2885700
Fucking based I made the screencap
>>2885700
WORKED
Fuck
Marry
Kill
Fuck Bayley
Marry Asuka
Kill Sasha
Sorry Sasha
>>2885610
Fuck Sasha
Marry Bayley
Kill Asuka
Fuck the gook
Marry the darkie
Kill the spic
Why does every wrestling smark on /asp/ think they are top bookers for the WWE?
Why can't you fuckers just be open minded to unexpected things happening and rolling with it instead of making your little fantasy bookings then being upset when something new and exciting happens.
Every thread is filled with "It doesn't make sense for X to win against Y yet because Y just beat Z and now has a lot of momentum and if Y loses then Y is officially buried!"
>tfw your shitty fantasy booking don't mean shit and you are not important and a cringey smark.
Pic related.
Worked
This is why I only watch Lucha Underground
>>2885601
SEETHING
>bitch and complain wcw wouldnt push him
>goes to wwe
>get stick with a creeper gimmick
>get stuck on the weekend shows
>disappear into retirement without drawing a pop
>his greatest moments was his wcw run
why does every vanilla midget think theyre a draw?
>>2885534
Dean Malenko was probably more reknown to the common populace in 1998 than Roman Reigns is known to people now.
>>2885580
Thanks a lot for ruining wrestling Vince
"WCW didn't use the Radicalz but we did' is a WWE made up talking point.
Benoit was getting pushed towards the main event before leaving.
WWE turned Malenko into a pervert and made Saturn mentally retarded.
he is gonna manage liv morgan
>>2885463
I really hate this fag, probably even more than Sami Zayn and that's saying something, add Cass to that list too, hope all three of them get in a violent car accident and their body is torn to shreds.
>>2885471
It's time boys - based Tiger Mask W told WWE to get fucked so he can win the G1
Live links:
Japanese commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_live_115_1
English commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_enlive_115_1
IT BEGINS
Have fun watching lads
another weeb thraed another hided thread
>Jushin Thunder Liger and Tencozy (Hiroyoshi Tenzan and Satoshi Kojima) vs. Taguchi Japan (David Finlay, Juice Robinson and Michael Elgin)
>Bullet Club (Chase Owens, Kenny Omega and Tama Tonga) vs. Suzuki-gun (El Desperado, Minoru Suzuki and Taichi)
>Los Ingobernables (BUSHI and SANADA) vs. Los Ingobernables (EVIL and Hiromu Takahashi)
>Chaos (Gedo and Kazuchika Okada) vs. Chaos (Jado and Toru Yano)
>YOSHI-HASHI vs. Yuji Nagata
>Bad Luck Fale vs. Togi Makabe
>Hirooki Goto vs. Tomohiro Ishii
>Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Zack Sabre, Jr.
>Kota Ibushi vs. Tetsuya Naito A Block match
>Satoshi Kojima, Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Michael Elgin, Juice Robinson & David Finlay
>Bullet Club (Kenny Omega, Tama Tonga & Chase Owens) vs. Suzukigun (Minoru Suzuki, Taichi & El Desperado)
>Los Ingobernables de Japon (SANADA & BUSHI) vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (EVIL & Hiromu Takahashi)
>CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada & Gedo) vs. CHAOS (Toru Yano & Jado)
>Yuji Nagata [0] vs. YOSHI-HASHI [0]
>Togi Makabe [0] vs. Bad Luck Fale [0]
>Hirooki Goto [0] vs. Tomohiro Ishii [0]
>Hiroshi Tanahashi [0] vs. Zack Sabre Jr. [0]
>Kota Ibushi [0] vs. Tetsuya Naito [0]
Starts in less than 15 minutes.
999 YEN at NJPW world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuVm3XbzRCM First night is free.
It will also be on Taima for poor people.
Who /YANO/ here?
Big Dimes Kitamura needs to be in G1 next year.
>>2885324
Bracked
Reminder that ROH shitters need to stay away from NJPW cards.
How would you book a 2017 King of the Ring tournament?
Raw Exclusive, winner gets Universal Title match at any PPV of their choosing. If main event is already decided before they insert themselves, they're added to the match. No stupid King gimmick, no throne. First round: Colin Cassidy beats Crews, Neville beats Miz, Joe beats Roman, Braun beats Balor. Second Round, Neville beats Cass, Strowman beats Joe. Last round, Strowman Beats Neville. Have his at NoC or whatever,
>>2885317
A tournament where the winner gets a title shot at Summerslam. The Summerslam equivalent of winning the Rumble and main eventing Wrestlemania.
>>2885317
I wouldn't. It's a dead concept.
Eater of momentum
Eater of Goddesses
Cheater of wives
>>2885298
MIDGET
why is this a thing when it isn't even a thing?
its just there so people can associate themselves with GOATkada and Toru YanGOAT
>>2885236
So Okada and others can associate themselves with BASED ROPPONGI
It should have ended years ago, but it still sells merch, so...
>wants wrestling booked like it was 40 years ago
>fired from every promotion he has ever worked for
>liberal cuck
>shit booker
>screams nonsensically about how violent and racist Republicans are, meanwhile threatens to kill and harm every person (and their children and grandchildren) that upset his small, Killary supporting mind.
>gets uncontrollably mad at the smallest things, including Russo who is a total retard yet still smarter and more successful than him.
Do any of you losers actually like this mentally ill faggot?
>>2885202
Corny is based, the only man left trying to protect the business.
>walking time bomb
>worked by the smallest of things
>gets extremely pissed easily
>ready to explode given the chance
>has not had a heart attack from all the rage
how the fuck does he do it lads. it has to be the sprite right?
>>2885207
he exposes the business all the time on his podcast
Why not?
I'd be fine with it.
People love Miz and y'know what, Miz is really good, but I feel like he's been extremely watered down and turned into a parody of himself on Raw. I kinda want him to drop it to somebody who can at least put on a hell of a match.
>>2885137
Got Benoit vibes looking at this picture.
You know he's not gonna get pushed ever again after making a comment about how he's just happy to be featured on raw when asked if he's happy with his position
>>2885137
never he's gonna face Bray at SS and after sharing the same ring with eater of pins he'll be endeavored and go back to bingo halls
What does /asp/ think of Queen Thot
F A B U L O U S YES
>>2885132
lol the two in the back are flipped
Bliss 2.0. Slightly better mic skills, much less attractive.
Best part of the build
Worst part of the build
Best part of the match
Worst part of the match
Best part of the build: Bray calling out Taker for losing his streak
Worst part of the build: Taker barely showed and basically Bray did all the talk
Best part of the match: Bray pulling a reverse tombstone with a broken ankle
Worst part of the match: Taker situp and Bray doing the spider thing
>>2885123
That would've been cool if the commentary hadn't immediately gone "MURRR WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT"
Reigns v Taker was absolute shite
BRAUN should've had that spot. Just makes more sense
post yfw RAM tomorrow
For some reason I'm still holding out hope that they'll go through with the double turn and make Roman heel and Strowman face.
When Roman beats Joe clean and Strowman doesn't show up, I imagine I'll feel very retarded.
Haven't watched Raw in months. I'm literally excited to watch tomorrow's episode.
Tomorrow? Holy shit I thouhgt it was Saturday