I miss Phil
>>2893037
who?
>>2893040
That guy from that MTV show
>>2893037
cringe
Picture any of THESE guys spending time time online whining about bookers burying their guys.
Reality Pill: No cool, chill, low cortisol slayer is going to spend a single minute talking about fake fighting as it was real. Not gonna lie, shitposting bashing Roman Reigns from time to time can be fun, but that's about it, it's all for shits and giggles. If you know any of the nerdy wrestling-talk buzzwords such as "workrate" or "smark" you are not going to make it. Your ass belongs on uncool aspie populated forums, specifically, one ass cheek on wrestling forum dot com and the other on /asp/ until your legs develop severe arthritis. Meanwhile, legitimate slayers are soaking sun with friends of all the WWE Universe not having a damn problem on their mind.
Shut up faggot
>>2892840
fuck wrestling
MMA is where its at
>>2892850
Did the diverticulitis fuck him or is Brock just a bitch?
Automatic red flags that make you hate a wrestler
>They watch anime and/or play videogames
>OP hates BMJ & BMAJ
based woods
>>2892715
>Being in WWMEME
/thread
What do you think of Cornette Is he right about wrestling today? Or is he out of touch?
he's failed in his every attempt at booking so you tell me
He has right idea but is behind the times
>>2892677
I think he is right on certain points, also he looks for wrestling to draw as much while the talent dont break their bodies as much compared with the current style, and alos to make the sport legit but the problem its with MMA that isnt possible
ITT: Autistic things you do while watching wrestling
Applauding after a good a spot
>>2892631
That's only autistic if you're not American.
>>2892631
Kys
actually watching it at all
Yes you should know by now that every time a man and a woman take a picture together it means they just had sex
Sasha looks like an idiot
>>2892408
Sasha is clearly demonstrating the technique Jeff used to give her her warm-up orgasms.
>>2892225
fake
>>2892227
this doesn't look like her but anyone that gets on the floor like a dog deserves to die a painful death disgusting human being she is going to hell
Why did one's rebellious gimmick work and the other's rebellious gimmick flop?
Because Shawn is a faggot that no one took seriously as a bad ass
If it wasn't for the Kliq, nobody in the locker room would've taken shit from Shawn and that was before Austin even came to the WWF.
Also the 1998 injury didn't help.
dx was cringey and austin wasnt
Why do so many wrestlers try going to Hollywood isnt being rich and semi famous on biggest wrestling company in the world enough?
WWE isn't a wrestling company and it's been irrelevant since 2001
wrestling careers end. some of them have other marketable skills but they're used to the physical and scheduling demands so movie work seems like a good option to make some extra bank for the retirement fund. Problem is underpants pantomime is not good training for actual acting.
>>2892188
Working for wwe is like being a slave
>Seth is the only member of The Shield to have managed to be over at some point in their solo career
Just how pathetic are deanetty and romanetty?
>praising the biggest janetty of them all
Nice bait faggit
>>2892158
Roman is clearly the biggest and most over star. Your not working or fooling anyone with a brain. Thing is I think you might actually believe what your saying! which is unbelievable to me because Reigns like it or not, is far and way the top star of the Shield in every measureable way.
>>2892166
Show me a single dime that Romanetty has drawn, mark.
>>2892023
Looks like Some backyard wrestling contraption.
>>2892023
Did they change the structure?
Based, probably the only thing I'm excited about in wwe.
Reminder that we knew Angle was a cuck long before any black son storyline
>>2891959
>fucked a black woman then did't even raise the kid
>cuck
>thinks wrestling stips from TNA are real life
You need stop inhaling lead paint and move right on to bleach
Just finish the job as your brain is already long dead.
>>2891963
/myguy/
>E Drones would rather watch this over 5 star matches
Seriously?
I watch WWE for promos and entertainment and UFC for matches
One question, when did American Alpha split?
>>2892237
>WWE for promos and entertainment
Boy your standards sure are low
Punk lifting THE BIG SHOW
>just one arm
holy shit
>>2891690
>punk isn't stro-
meanwhile Roman cant even lift an old Undercarder
>I don't care if Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie gives you it
>Some on the roster who aren't tech savvy
Holy fuck. This company really IS stuck in the past. When were Brad and Angie relevant again? Like... 2006-2007? Jesus christ, what a fucking joke, what an embarrassment of a company.
I agree that WWE is behind the times but dude mentioning those two is a pretty insignificant thing to criticize them on.
I find it more amazing that a roster consisting largely of millennials has so little understanding of technology
>>2891681
Not OP but it's a clear example demonstrating how out-of-touch and behind the times it is.
Like how the lines announcers get fed to talk about how "cool" Balor is liken him to people who died before he was even conceived.