>It's an I should've signed with the WWF 25 years ago episode
Nah. They would have ran the surfer stinger gimmick into the ground. Crow Sting would never have happened.
he did way better stuff in TNA than he would have done getting buried in WWE.
how does one get into wrestling? its like a soap opera right? how far back have the storylines and characters been going on for?
i actually wrestle
As a kid, usually, but I know people who started watching it much later. I think they just did it to be like me though.
ITT: we post favorite matches
Here's Joe vs. Necro Butcher
https://youtu.be/mMU5S9VHhJM
>>1176575
That's a great match OP, but /asp/ hates wrestling.
Be prepared to get smothered in the fedoras of a dozen triggered fanboys.
>Necro Butcher
>>1176575
> outlaw wrestling
Was Smackdown under Heyman the qualitative high point of WWE?
>>1176524
>TFW get up early on a Saturday and then watch Smackdown at 10 in the morning
That early millenium Britbong feel.
Yes. That's one of the reasons him and Vincent had a falling out. Smackdown was beating raw at one point in time in the ratings
>>1176524
Yes. WWE will never be that good again.
>Pink tights
What the hell is that all about, Bret? This ain't no ballet class.
>Sunglasses and sparklers
What a load of crap.
Shawn pls
>>1176520
>implying
Bret is just quite open about his homosexuality while Shawn was a closet homo
>tfw lose every big match
fuckin why?
>>1176432
No worries his moment is coming. Hes just paying his dues.
>>1176433
I hope so, hes funny to watch
B-but he's looking strong in defeat.
>I go online and relentlessly whiteknight WWE no matter how bad the product is
>I unironically use the term "smark", "indie darling" or "vanilla midget"
>Size=Talent
>I prefer poorly written man drama to wrestling matches
good luck not drowning in all the fedoras your about to get smothered in. not that you're wrong
>>1176401
I only whiteknight for the WWE WHC and no one else
>I enjoy Divas wrestling
how many weeks do you give them before they start jobbing on Superstars/Main Event
>>1176246
Three weeks of a shit feud, mainly matches on smackdown, payback pre show match, loss, eternal jobbers
This is going to be the cringiest shit in years. Main roster crowd will laugh this shit outta arenas.
>>1176258
Isn't Deuce and Domino were the first?
>There are people on this board who thinks NWO is better than the SHIELD
>>1176194
>Saved WWE
From what, ratings?
>>1176194
18+
>>1176194
Grant ward is the best.
>TFW WWE has the same booker, booking the same shit for 33 years
Except the Lex Express was over and if he had won the belt at SummerSlam it might've worked.
Also Lex is hugely underrated
>>1176026
Roman is not Luger. He's Diesel/Test. Some support with women/kids/marks later just silence.
>>1176031
this is bait. Lex fucking sucked and you suck.
Go lick his nipples
>On Sunday Night, AJ Styles loses his crucial match with Chris Jericho
>On Monday Night, AJ Styles is #1 contender to the World title
>On Sunday Night, Shane McMahon loses his crucial match with the Undertaker for control of the WWE. If Shane had won, the Authority were out on their ass and Undertaker is out of Wrestlemania forever.
>On Monday Night, Shane is in control of RAW and Taker is nowhere to be seen, nor are the Authority. The Authority do not gloat (as they are prone to do) that Shane lost
>On Sunday Night, Zack Ryder has a career defining title win and has the spotlight upon
>By the end of Monday night, Ryder is no longer champion and the spotlight is off him and onto the Miz and his new shtick he'll be doing with Maryse
>On Sunday Night, The League of Lads win their crucial match with the New Day on the biggest stage of them all
>On Monday night, The League of Lads oust a member because they have "weak links"
>On Sunday Night, The Dudley Boyz lose their crucial match with the Usos
>On Monday Night, The Dudley Boyz are paired with the hot new thing Enzo and Cass, while the Usos have no direction
>On Sunday night, Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar have a marquee match
>On Monday night, neither man is mentioned
>On Sunday night, the heel Wyatt family are all clowned on by the face Rock
>On Monday night, the face Wyatt family are a serious threat to the League of Lads, who they have an issue with for some reason
>Last year, WWE is telling us how important both the US title and IC title are, underlining this by having top stars hold them.
>On Sunday Night, Kalisto retains his US title
>On Monday Night, this is never mentioned
>On Sunday Night, Nattie does not much of note in a multi-woman match on the pre-show
>On Monday night, Nattie is the presumptive #1 contender to the Women's title
>>1175819
>On Sunday night, Brie Bella wins her final ever match, on the biggest stage of them all
>On Monday night, no mention of this, no goodbye, no thanks for the memories. Not 30 seconds on a 3 hour show could be used to do this.
"WINS AND LOSSES, WHO CCCCCCCCCCARES?!" - Nikki Bella
Anyway, WWE more or less booked 75% of RAW like 75% of WM32 had the opposite results. Like, when you list it out, it's pretty ridiculous. The Dudley Boyz and Usos were particularly mishandled on both nights, the booking not only not helping them, but actively working against them.
>he still thinks wins and losses matter
>>1175819
I'd love it if the IC Belt was changing hands every week for like 2 months.
Is this guy better than Bryan?
Not even close and only a Brit-tard would even suggest that. He's a spot monkey.
>>1175813
no. bryan is not a one trick pony.
Why do smarks think he's been buried? How many other wrestlers have competed for the world championship 3 months after their debut?
>>1175731
They don't. Idiots who throw around terms they barely understand think he's buried.
>>1175731
I don't give a shit about this redneck but he isn't buried.
He is, however going to be fed to Roman Reigns, which might bury him.
Was it worse than Lesnar vs Goldberg?
No, and to say otherwise is being ridiculous.
No. It takes alot for a match to be as bad as that one. Could you imagine if stone cold wasnt there to wake the crowd back up?
>>1175619
I kinda enjoyed it until it ended way too soon.
If it got, like, Shane vs Taker's time, and got exponentially more vicious after its actual end-point, it would've been based. And what we did see would've served as an apt intro for the more destructive match-portion.
Would the Hodge Twins be over as a tag team? Hope they debut in NXT soon
>>1175531
Much better twins than the Usos just on the promos desu
>Hodge Twins/Enzo promo duels
>>1175531
Aren't they like 45 or something kek
they'll get injured on their first practice match..
srs