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Must be hell to hate a heel who's trying to get meta-heat because it'd feel like you're playing right into their hands, but then again Y2J haters are all tryhard """"smarks"""" anyways so fuck 'em

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JeriGOAT is gonna take a dump on all your precious indie darlings.

y2j has always been based

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It's been a while since we've had decent smack talk on the mic in a while that wasn't resorted to nursery rhymes or playground insults.

*heel

>>1168016
I don't hate him, I want him to turn because the babyface push is not working.

Heel Eva >>>>>>> Face Eva

>>1168016
>Did heel turn make Eva Marie a better wrestler?
Of course not. But heel Eva is fantastic.

So, Dean and based Rusev also confirmed. Nice. Now they need to get Sable (and Brock) on the show.

>>1168009
Sweet. Hoping for some LoN shenanigans

Poor Rosa.
>nobody came to her baby shower
>gets bumped off the only WWE show she gets any reasonable amount of time on

>>1167762
which "cancelled" year are you refering to?
Its like saying Ihaven't watch wwe since the time cena won

>>1168368

2014 I think. The one where Dixie kept Russo in direct violation of contract terms which got the show temporarily canned.

>>1167762
... Matt hardy is the champion, he was last I checked anyway I don't follow them to close. He was being a pretty good chickenshit heel from what I observed

literally who ?

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>>1167754
Yeah man. Along with Rock lighting his sign on fire. Ive never felt so much excitement in my entire life. Simply electrifying!! Totally not filled at all. I held in 2 days worth of shit (i have chronic constipation) just to watch Rock use a flame thrower and have a good lengthy segment with all the wyatts. I would say they are pretty much over. After all, they were in the ring with two legends!

Needless to say, I went to the washroom happy and release two days worth of Bratwurst, Protein Shakes and Lean meat diarrhea all into my toilet. I flushed not once but 4 times only to find out the toilet was clogged! Since I love the smell and sight of poop I decided to let it sit inside for awhile. I was out of toilet paper so i grabbed the nearest face cloth and shoved it up my ass.

I walked out of the washroom, went upstairs to my mom and superkicked the back of her head while she was cleaning, somehow the facecloth was still lodged into my chocolatey cheeks. Afterwards i picked that slut up and batista bombed her for not going grocery shopping prior to wrestlemania 32 like i told her too. "WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!"I cried. I then took the facecloth out of my ass, licked the shit off of it and spat all my delicious chocolatey good boy waste all over her unconscious face. I squatted over her face afterward with her nose to my anus and started gyrating. Ridding my cavern of the remaining bum crusties that still remained. Welcome to my house, baby take control now.

Thank you WWE and thank you Vince for helping me standing up for what i believe in. Donating to Susan G Kommen next week.

>>1167777
Why did I laugh at this?

Do you think any piss or poop leaked out of him during that spot? Honestly.. like fuck. Having your back TURNED. and not being able to see fully on whats behind you.

>>1167642

Learn how to bump. There's an art to making it look like death while protecting yourself as best you can.

And be prepared to slam percocet and vicodin on a regular basis for the rest of your life. Even the nicest way to take a big bump still roughs you up.

>>1167654
wouldn't blame him, just tripping and almost falling headfirst in a street is enough to give you an adrenaline rush to some extend.

you can see Shane shaking uncontrollably after the jump from the adrenaline.

>>1167517
kek. Its funny how not Cena reigns is. This is gonna get worse and worse.

>literally 1m people less watching post-WM RAW than last year

Seth confirmed for being a bigger draw than Ramen LMAO

>>1167517
inb4 rollins fault

its not reigns fault either, its a gradual decline due to overall shit quality of show and illogical booking that cant be followed in adult logic whilst maintaining the suspension of disbelief

he dared to try to be more than what wwe wanted him to be and got punished for it

>>1167361
Getting himself over via social media and youtube thus pissing off vincent

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>Dolph Ziggler

Social outcast

Also

Post your favorite outcast member in order

1. Bo game
2. Red dragon
3. Axe man
4.rose

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>>1167279
>what is dx

2016 will be the Social Outcasts year. It's going to be awesome

>>1167169
Ever hear of Velocity? It was a pure developmental show with TV time. It didn't do well as far as I recall. A few names got pulled out of it then it got shut down.

I think the problem stands that Smackdown has TV time and they don't want to risk losing ratings on it. If you had people who were mid-under carding on smackdown for what you were suggesting I think it'd be fine then, but they'd still need to have the bigger names to make people interested in watching.

>>1167169
>It is obvious to everyone that smackdown has been dead and buried since 2007
funny thing is , this past month smackdown was better and more important that fucking RAW.
AJ/Jericho storyline was basically a smackdown one

>>1167178
Velocity and Heat were the Main Event and Superstars of the day.

Dean Ambrose could totally become the next Stone Cold Steve Austin.

there's no way ambrose is gonna become the next stone cold because the wwe is so tightly controlled now they're not gonna give him enough freedom to establish himself as an individual as they did stone cold.

>>1167152
Dean is upper midcard for life.

He's out of the picture for a while.

>>1167138
Says who? In kayfabe he's still the COO, there was never a stipulation that says otherwise.

>>1167163
Says the guy that leaks all the WWE information and called WM exactly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqWudY_iViM

>>1166980
Kinniku Buster

>>1166980
I produce a gun from under the ring and shoot my opponent dead.

Zack will get it back

Jesus. All this because Maryse is back from being a failure outside wrestling?

GOAT MIZ