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Watched it as a kid, recently got back when ryback and the sheild was huge

>>1169377
holy cringe japan deserves another nuke

>>1169377
I thought it was real at first and all that over the top "fighting" looked cool.
By the time I found out it's fake it was already a habbit.
Nowadays though, the product is so shit I mostly just read about what happened and only watch the parts that sound interesting (the only thing I watched this week is the Enzo & Cass debut).

No, i realized how cringy i would look.

The only shirt i would unironically wear is asuka, except with a jacket

>>1169277
Only to events or to bed.

Maybe if I'm going to an event where no one knows me.

>>1169123
>womens wrestling is good
I wish this meme would end. You do realize you won't acquire sex for pretending to want a "womens revulution xDDD" in WWE right?

>>1169123
Who other than Owens, homegrown or vet, achieved anything on the main roster after leaving NXT?

>Be Tyler
>Dream about being a champion
>get sent to NXT developmental for 5 years
>finally get pumped to hear I'm moving to the main roster
>end up being a jobber

>>1168948
Fun fact: The last time Tyler Breeze won a match was in early January, against Zack Ryder on Superstars.

Ever since then, he was involved in 52 matches, between TV shows, house shows and PPV Rumbles and lost every single one of them.

It's ok, Tyler Breeze fucking sucks anyways... He's so fucking boring, for fuck's sake

The big guy is done tagging with jobbers.


He's going to make the us title great again.

Also he didn't even lose clean. Our boy is being protected in this feud

he'll proceed to wrestle at main event against the likes of Swagger and Fandango. Atleast he'll win those matches though.

Im sure Vince has realized the guys chant is fun to say but he isnt over and moves as much merch as the social outcasts. Maybe even less.

Heres for the best though! He has a cool dog and a hot wife

Reminder that Ryback is a meme wrestler and ironically loved here.

Who thinks this?

>>1168827
SpoonyOne

He jumped onto airbags set up by a hired stuntman, do they get offended watching hollywood films?

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>>1168811
>What do you predict as the outcome of a Cena vs Roman match?
This picture except Roman is Cena and Cena is Rock.

smarks already appreciate cena for his matches. Especially now. Its only belligerant edgy teenagers and nostalgia goggles faggots subscribed to Bruce Blitz who hate Cena. I'm an indie loving jap wrestling outlaw loving fuck that watches NXmeme and i want John to come back already.

>>1168811
They'd definitely have Cena go over Roman, yeah.
Roman's not getting the reactions. If he were, I'd say they'd maintain the push, but as it stands, he even looked a bit Heelish on Monday, and Cena has cyborg-tier conditioning. So yeah, Cena would winlol

what a bunch of marks

Better booking than WWE desu

This absolutely blows my mind.

I completely thought poo in loos believed it to be real.

>>1168616
Undertaker needs to retire his old rich as and go back to his house in Texas and bang Michelle McCool all day long

>>1168620
I like to think as hes walking into the bedroom his music plays and dry ice floods into the room.

does that mean Kane = Niles?

>>1168591
he's like Morrison if Morrison wasn't Morrison and was in fact a completely different person

He's Morrison except with a different wrestling style and look

>>1168591
he's like Morrison but completely different in every way

>>1168502
Jericho

>>1168502
Cuck

>>1168502
Owens

>>1168419
>when a minority of fatties on the internet is always complaining
Ftfy

>>1168419
WWE is a publically traded company now. Also sponsors, Also the infamous stock scam that took place back in the 90s which made McMahon, Dunn and other high up WWE executives extremely rich

He's a millionaire who should be a- oh wait

He's still butt hurt over triple h

kurt needs to be a HoFer...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI7_W5FVuyY

next year

get hype, he's going to fuck 4 divas live on stage nobody knows which 4 yet though

Based man john saved the wwe, because bork lef tot play football

he's everything you could ask of him

>>1168285
What if I ask him to be the man to beat up Roman?

Fuck Corbin it's all about the G.O.A.T and only Jericho

>>1168347
Enjoy talking to yourself dick.
Not blocked, shadow banned.

>>1168263
doesn't each of these get like 5 reactions?