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A fuck nigga, that's that shit I don't like, nah
A snitch nigga, that's that shit I don't like, nah
A bitch nigga, that's that shit I don't like, nah
Sneak dissers, that's that shit I don't like
Don't like, like, don't like, like
A snitch nigga, that's that shit I don't like, nah
Don't like, like, don't like, like
A bitch nigga, that's that shit I don't like, Nah
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> shit thread
> Dean Mark
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Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Dean Ambrose ain’t bout this, Dean Ambrose ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Dean Ambrose ain’t no hitta Dean Ambrose ain’t this Dean Ambrose a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Dean Ambrose I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reigns and them
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>Fuckers in school
Dean Mark confirmed underage. Enjoy your ban.
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>Sasha and Bliss edition
ftfy
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>>1175320
Look more like Alexa Bliss twins
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>>1175320
What happened to Bretchad? Haven't seen him posting in a while
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Is Shane the ultimate absolute madman?
I can't believe he's like 50 with 3 kids and jumped off the top of hell in a cell. He actually did it. The absolute madman.
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I give Shane McMahon zero credit for jumping off the top of that cage, landing on a table that collapsed after the Undertaker moved. Only fools put their life on the line for a stupid wrestling stunt. Risking being paralyzed or dying with a wife and children waiting for him. He has more money than he can spend. So this insane stunt was all for ego. Well, he didn't impress me. Did he impress you folks?
One more thing. I am going on record as stating the Undertaker will not be retiring after this match. We will see him in Orlando next year. Why ? Because there was simply not a big enough build-up for his last match. Just a stupid childlike stipulation.
Any thoughts on this one ?
Peace
Superstar Billy Graham
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Superstar Billy Graham is very outspoken but is a smart guy and often has good insights but he's wrong about this.
There is a level of irresponsibility to it, sure. I mean it's mental.
But WrestleMania is a spectacle, the ultimate carny dream event. Sure there might have been an element of ego but I believe that he wanted to make the event special and memorable and that stunt ticked those boxes.
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to be honest they should have done something else other than jumping off the same height as Mankind.
like climbing up the stage's lights or even higher
i don't know, maybe it would impress me if i saw it irl but on TV it looked normal..
maybe i just played too much wwe 2k16...
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Jeff Jarrett is trying to scam GFW fans 2016-04-08 13:33:50 Post No.1175124
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Jeff Jarrett is trying to scam GFW fans
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I'm surprised /asp/ hasn't talked about this yet
http://www.globalforcegold.info/
This is the video you get after signing up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDLZGSEZOmc
Double J is scamming the five GFW fans on earth out of their money
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I completely forgot that he actually created GFW, I mean I've heard about it before it was actually working and heard some good things here and there but then it just kind of fell under my radar
Anything fun happened there?
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>Stop living paycheck to paycheck
HA! He said it! Poor Jarrett, broke a thousand guitars, never drew a single dime, and now has to resort to scamming.
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>check the roster out of curiosity
>they literally have a tag team called The Akbars
http://globalforcewrestling.com/roster/theakbars/
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Supernatural gimmicks come back
what would /asp/ think?
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'no'
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Would be fun if they weren't booked like absolute crap
Also due to kayfabe being dead people would just refer to for example someone who turns into a masked man by their previous name, like Stardust -> Cody
It would likely need to be someone who wasn't with WWE before or was NXT only
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HUSKY HAAARISSS
I was think about the problem and I think the main reason Roman is failing to be the new top face is because he is being portrayed as "the underdog" I cringed when Michael Cole said that Roman "over came the odds" beating HHH.
How? He beat an old man who is past his prime if the WWE booked this smart Roman should have just killed HHH in the main event in the style that Lesnar did to Cena at Summerslam. The reason why Brock is over as fuck and Reigns isn't is because Lesnar has never been an underdog.
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>constantly reffered to as "the underdog"
>literally never lost clean in singles matches
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>>1174913
b-but the authority
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>>1174911
>The reason why Brock is over as fuck and Reigns isn't is because Lesnar has never been an underdog.
Yeah, sure: THAT's the reason.
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Alright /asp/
Take a bump.
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Alright /asp/
Steal a meme from /wooo/.
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Do you guys got any guide or video guide about some kind of fight training like in the picture..
I don't pretend to become a fighter, i'm searching for more control / concentration / awareness and at the same time some bases of fight tecniques, if you understand what i mean...
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18+ op
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theres no basic fighting techs in there bro, just meditate
Tai chi is probably your best bet if you want something also physical
But it's nothing fighting related
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Thats what i meant, i'll look for somethink like tai chi
Without going full /pol/
Did Vince overreact to the Hulk Hogan saying "nigger"? Throwing him and erasing him from the WWE?
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No, the wwe would've gotten even more bad PR because of the gimmicks in the past
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I'm 99% sure Vince only did that so WWE doesn't get more "bad publicity".
Only reason. I'm also sure Vince often uses the word himself, he even used it in a backstage segment with Cena telling him "keep it up my nigga" though nigga=/=nigger
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It was necessary to avoid the bad publicity, but now the work to gradually phase Hulk back into WWE has begun. They've even stopped turning away people with Hulk signs anymore.
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Let's be Objective About Reigns. 2016-04-08 09:00:21 Post No.1174743
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Let's be Objective About Reigns.
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There are tons of threads trashing the guy and I can understand why. I'm not a fan of this mega push at all. It's been handled in a fucking awful way and it grinds peoples gears to see someone who hasn't really "paid their dues" rise to the top so quickly but how much of the hatred is reasonable and how much is becoming full blown meme territory?
Is Reigns shit in the ring? -- It's safe to say that he's not a technical marvel but he's really not as terrible as people are making out. The main event was pretty crap at WM but I don't think that is really Reigns fault. He was perfectly serviceable in that match. It just wasn't very interesting.
I rewatched it and Reigns has some good momentum and his impact moves looks pretty decent. He could definitely do with adding more to his repertoire but there is no reason he can't.
He's had good matches with others as well. Before you bite my head off I'm not saying he's been in 5 star classics I'm just saying that he is far from a total write off as an in ring competitor. He's not Bret Hart but he's not bad. This is something that is blown out of proportion.
Not a bad seller either.
His mic skills.... This is harder to defend. He's pretty bad in this regard but I think a LOT of this is him being underserved by creative (Vince) by trying to make him something he is not.
He's the Rock's cousin. That does not mean that he can cut sarcastic, funny and charisma filled witty promos like The Rock. We're talking about one of the top 5 talkers EVER in the business so that's not much of a shock.
That doesn't mean Reigns can't get over and do good mic work with something closer to himself. When he's not trying to remember a bunch of suffering succotash (not his fault) he comes across much better. He's definitely more comfortable as a tweener as shown on Raw. As soon as he stopped being a try hard he looked good.
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>living paycheck to paycheck
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Fuck the promo shit. Cut him loose for a couple of them, dont give him more than a general direction and what the future is supposed to be.
See if he can cut a decent promo on his own. The shit he's being forcefed to say on the mic is god awful and doesn't suit the way he moves or anything.
Let him be more batista-like, more of a animal who is fighting for the top dog position, that's what made him likable in shield.
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Cont...
His expressions at Jeribro, AJ, Owens and Zayn going at it as he stood in the ring was much better stuff and his dismissive smile at the chorus of boos was good as well. He handled a hostile crowd better than most would.
Reigns isn't this absolutley dogshit performer he's just saddled with the wrong gimmick.
Do you turn him full heel or just tweak him into that tweener role? I think they will go with the latter and it could work.
Whatever happens he's not going anywhere so hopefully they fix this absolute clusterfuck up to this point. Reigns as a performer isn't the number one problem. He can get better and isn't awful right not. It's creative and the fact that they haven't nailed down his character yet.
>never seen NXT
>watch NXT Takeover: Dallas
>really good
>can't wait to see what happens next with Nakamura/Joe/Aries etc
>Hype as fuck
>I could get into this and start watching regularly
>tune in this week
>40 minutes of studio talk and recaps
>one crap match
well, guess I'll never watch that again
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Your loss b8 m8, the rest of us will enjoy seeing Nakamura murder somebody next week
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Did you miss the part where they clearly advertised a Nakamura match for next week?
>From what I summarized in the episode I watch, it's recaps+1 full match.
From your sample space of 1? Who the fuck taught you stats?
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Aiden English sounds like Kermit the Frog, they're done before they even started. The Vaudevillains gimmick is way too indie for their own good. They'll be jobbing within the next two months.
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There's a reason they debuted on Smackdown and E&C debuted on raw phamalamadingdong.
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Everyone has agreed that the Vaudevillians never should've moved to the main roster with their current gimmick.
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>debuting on fucking SmackDown
they'll be Clothestlined from hell by JBL soon and end up just like Ascension
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The parking garage scene from a few weeks ago was originally going to have Roman knock Triple H out and then undo his belt and start pulling his pants down with Stephanie in the limo. They wanted to do a sort of General Hospital heel turn but management shot it down. The Roman Rape heel turn would have been groundbreaking.
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Do you think before you type or did you just want a new thread so let your mind vomit out whatever retarded shit you fantasize about?
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I am HARD!
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>YOU'LL GET YOUR FUCKING BRASS RING WHEN YOU LICK MY ASSHOLE YOU KIKE SWISS BASTARD
Did anyone else feel that Vince took it way off script here?
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I have a secret that i like to do in the bedroom. Can u guess what it is?
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Please be farting
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Poop
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Shove my face into your ass and force me to smell your sweat and farts? it would be my honor
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So there are a lot of things that I am still learning about. I just got back into it this year. I was still a kid when I saw my last episode of WCW. So now I come back as a grown man and you got all these terms that I've never heard of before so forgive me if I'm overstepping.
I've heard people talk about how certain belts need to be made great again, how does this happen? What makes a belt 'great'? I'm just trying to figure it out is all.
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The perceived power and skill wrestlers who compete for and hold the belt have. If the wrestlers who have the belt are known to consistently be under-mid carders and not very good, the belt overall isn't considered great because you don't have to be good to hold it.
In general it goes form upper to mid card something like this:
WWE Heavyweight Championship
IC Championship
US Championship
The US Championship has been nigh-discarded as of late though, relegated to pre-shows and transitional champions. Everyone who grabs it seems to get lined up for a push then dumped.
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>no wymyns belt
What a shitlord you are.
For real though it's probably legit above the US title at the point. That belt is done.
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Separate divisions, though it's amazing how much the women's division has shined recently. Have to wonder if some of the guys in the locker room are worried about being out-performed at this point.
I was just going for the regular belts, can't really rank tag teams against single competitors either.