He's winning MITB right?
>>1392838
Would genuinely be better than any other choice
>>1392838
>B R O T H E R
>>1393169
>N E R O
>I'VE BEEN IN THE DANGER ZONE!
what did he mean by this?
HES GOT A BICYCLE
WE COMMIN FO YOU NIGGA
What did he mean by this?
>>1392623
stop these threads
>>1392628
I agree. It was a great promo, but Slammiversary has been and gone. IT'S OVER.
Post your favorite promos that actually got you to laugh
>http://youtu.be/HnBzhYhCWGo
>Huganoics
>EASTSIDE
>>1391571
God I miss Kurt. 2003 Smackdown was GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fhjV0CO1kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z62ShOC70ns
The absolute GOAT desu.
Edge and Kurt Angle Segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJdhkcbkSo
IRONY
>>1391168
Young enough to be his granddaughter.
No, coincidence
>>1391175
So?
Any climbers on here?
>>1390655
I climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
I've climbed two mountians but neither were all that impressive or big. I've also climbed a rock wall but that hardly counts.
I really want to try climbing something bigger but it's not really possible where i live
>>1390655
I climbed up on your Mom last night but that hardly counts.
>guys should hit each other really hard
>ring matts are for pussies
>flippy shit is for the circus not wrestling
prove that he isn't the greatest mind in wrestling history
>>1389891
BASED
>>1389891
I think it may be slightly exaggerated how old school Watts was. People went to the top rope they just were cheating when they did it. Instead of the ref standing there yelling at them to get down he would if he caught them DQ them.
>>1389891
he#s fat
>Much of Good's wrestling persona is based on his own real-life upbringing inCincinnati's East End, where he spent much of his childhood inpublic housing.[5]An avid wrestling fan who idolizedBret Hartas a child, he used wrestling as an escape from his rough upbringing by immersing himself in wrestling videotapes and reading stories about wrestling's earlier days.[5][6]A year after beginning to train as a wrestler, he dropped out of high school.[6]An avid fan of both theNFLand theNHL, Good's favorite teams include his hometownCincinnati Bengalsand thePhiladelphia Flyers.[169]
>Good is in a relationship with WWE announcer Renee Paquette, better known by her screen nameRenee Young.[170][171]
thanks for killing asp
>>1389880
Daniel Bryan was such an overrated vanilla midget
>Dropped out of high school
Sexual Chocolate.
Apex Predator.
Together they are the WWE's newest tag team: Sexual Predators.
>>1389654
They turn into Jerry Lawler?
We Are Sexual Predators
Thats a good name
>>1389663
Alternately, World's Strongest Vipers
Who /hyped/ here??
>>1388902
I want to lick Bries vagina
>>1388902
Hyped. The most based family in wrestling right now.
>>1388902
Looking forward to Bryan and Nikki scenes. Him btfoing her never gets old.
>WWE Superstar
Thoughts on this term instead of "wrestler"?
>>1388807
I prefer the term "stuntman"
>>1388807
Only the wrestlers over 6' should be called superstars
>>1388807
I have no problem with it
So apparently Gravy Tubbman is in talks with Triple H did you guys know about this? If your not in the know, Gravy was one of the top billed stars in WRCCFW and Vic Pumkinslice's Evacuation Wrestling. He's currently in Japan just recently having had a "match of the year" candidate match with the likes of Yusuke Chinpoko and Edward Soft. He's a very "athletic wrestler" who some say could be next Shawn Michaels. Personally I'll be keeping my eyes peeled watching NXT! He'll be champion in a year guys trust me on this.
Thoughts?
>>1388707
that's Action Bronson tho
>>1388707
Are Triple HHH and Cena going to go to Buttfuck, Ohio or Sistergrope, Kentucky to announce the signing?
>>1388707
Literally fucking who?
IS THIS THE END OF /asp/ ARE WE GOING TO BE OKAY IM SCARED
>>1388464
We can only hope, anon. We can only hope.
I hope we get exiled back to /sp/ to make those cunts suffer
>>1388464
Another day another autist forcing a meme. Nothing new.
I'm a bit curious about something. as a fit 110lb female who's fenced for some years, if it comes down to it and I get attacked by a guy on the street,, would I have a fair chance to protect myself if I had some sort of knife?
Or, because he is a guy, even with little to no training, will he just dodge my knife and kill me?
i can add that I'm fast/smart? enough to beat a lot of the guys in my fencing club. Some of them are pretty strong and good fencers too. But let's say i don't let nerves get me. Let's say I go into this fight very clear headed. Should I even have the illusion of being able to at least gut an attacker if they came for me? If I had a weapon with me?
>>1387862
Reasonable bait.
>>1387869
I'm not baiting. i'm really naive i guess, plus terrified of what if someone attacks me for real again.
Some bitch girl tried to hit my face before but i blocked her fist multiple times so i guess that's my answer?
>>1387862
Fencing with a sword ≠ A knife fight on a street
If someone was unprepared for a Foil/Epee/Sabre and if you have reasonably good control you could probably fend them off with stabbing at the face.
A knife is much shorter and is probably more dangerous to both of you
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGvkEzKGKB7/
What did he mean by this?
>>1387725
Based Cena has politicked his way to another win, obviously. Why should AJobber Styles get a 1v1 win on him?
Cena heel turn confirmed
Look at all that dirt. Must be burying time again