What did you do for go skate day?
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Edgy faggots.
I wore skinny jeans and hated my step-dad some more.
>>1406838
Drank a couple beers and posted with my bros on /asp/ of course
>Thickie James will never smoother you with her giant butt until you're almost all out of breath
Just pull the trigger, bros.
>>1406356
I met her once
I just found out she wrestled in a short skirt and a wedgie
>>1406364
how was she?
>
>Smark tears
What drug is that?
>>1406306
I think it's new street lingo for jenkem.
Are you ready for the era of Dean Ambrose?
>>1405365
All 30 days of it.
Gopniki Edition
Old thread: >>1382675 →
Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
Please do NOT spam random airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>International and local laws concerning Airsoft, things to consider while traveling
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eVw8H56iR_jpo-slgO5e8KNlLvQIAj1yQ9V8rrF6jWo/edit?usp=sharing
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Thread Topic:
At what point is there TOO much slav?
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The goal is to be there and sorted before noon on the 21st to make ample time for final checks and go on last second store runs. So far there are two planned carpools: one coming from New England and the other coming from Chicago. The Chicago carpool will be able to pick up anyone landing at the Atlanta airport with some modest contribution to gas and rental.
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>>1404806
There is never too much Slav.
t. AKM with TT-33 user
>The genesis is that certain parties were very upset at Jim Ross for telling a story on Opie & Anthony’s radio show that week about Vince McMahon sharting. The story was back from well over a decade ago when Vince was doing the heel Mr. McMahon character in the Austin era, and Gerald Brisco, who has a notoriously weak stomach, was working with him in the Gorilla position as the guy who timed the segments to make sure the show stayed on track and segments hit at the right time.
>So before going out, Vince went to fart in Brisco’s face, but accidentally shit himself. He went to the ring for his segment, did it with no problem. The brown stain was visible in the back of his khaki pants and the camera people were all aware but didn’t dare shoot it. That’s all the story he told. The way the story was told at the time is when he came back, he must have changed clothes, and was holding the loaded old pants. He tried to chase Brisco down with them to make him vomit, and HHH grabbed Brisco to hold him in place so he couldn’t get away, but Brisco used one of his old amateur moves and reversed and escaped.
Is Vince the most insane man alive?
>>1404783
>Vince went to fart in Briscoe's face
Is he autistic?
>>1404783
>Haitch couldn't even handle an old man
what a bitch
>>1404783
>Shitting in someones face and then holding them down so you can rub your stinky poo poo pants in their face
Totally fine
>Grabbing Vince jokingly by the hand to say "ladies first"
Get suspended for 6 months with no pay
>This is your average dean ambrose fan
>>1404680
>Dean Ambrose fans faces when he gets cucked by Roman for the title
I think you mean roman fan.
>>1404716
atleast his fans (if he has any) dont shitpost all day to this dying Kenyan throat singing review board
Dean I know you browse this board
No I don't.
Dean pls reveal your real height once and for all. We need to know if you're a manlet
>>1404060
6'3" you dweeb
How badly did you miss this goddess, and how much anime do you think she watched on her time off? What would you do for her?
For my own responses, 1) a lot. Seeing her back is the highlight of my summer, most likely. 2) I think she'd really enjoy Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress. I hope she spent time relaxing. 3) I'd do anything up to and including findom for this mulatto queen.
help
>>1402565
>what is greentext
>becky waifufags in 3... 2... 1...
>>1402565
I literally pulled down my pants and started fapping when she came out
Roman makes a heel turn by implying he is raping female wrestlers and Steph. Would it be the greatest heel turn of all time?
>raping
They're all willingly to sex the samoan though
>>1402392
What if he raped Heath Slater?
Weren't they gonna do that with Kane and he flat-out refused because it was skeezy beyond fucking belief, even for the Attitude Era?
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
THE WINNER AT WRESTLEMANIA THIRTY THREE
the best member of the shieldettys
THE CU CK WITH NO CHAMPIONSHIP
I'm sick of you ducking me Undertaker!
I finished Season Mode during an all-nighter when I was young, I ate instant noodles cooked in warm water and it was disgusting.
I think I also masturbated to the Diva posters in the locker room, god bless Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle.
>>1400530
God I miss stories like this in WWE games.
>>1400530
played this the other day and it was the best decision I ever made
manlet nerds are so mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuFPHE8rvqw
>>1400257
And why are you mad?
>>1400261
kek, i bet you're the neckbeard in the video manlet nerd
>>1400257
>supporting le crazy literal mick foley copy
+18
>no-one will be as over as the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsESZMBJhXw
Well, there's always Phil in Chicago but that's just hometown stuff
>>1400153
Nah
>>1400164
Even carter agrees
Where were you when Vince ended Roman's push and realized he was a failed big man like Lex Luger and Kevin Nash?
He's not even that big, so he fails at that too!
>>1399769
Watching it all unfold on the WWE Network.
And it was glorious.
>ended Roman's push
>implying